Shame on me… I didn’t realize that it had been a week since I have posted.  And, all along I thought I was doing so much better at blogging?  Oh well, time flies when you’re having fun!

So, here it is, in the very wee hours of Tuesday!  I am not normally awake this late, but I took a little nap earlier as I was extremely tired.  So, I have tried going back to sleep and can’t, so I am available and taking calls on NiteFlirt! 

I just had a very interesting cuckolding call.  It started with him telling me that he wanted to see his girlfriend get fucked by another guy, but after a few in depth questions, I was able to pull his “real” fantasy out of him… yeah, he wants to suck cock and be a good little fluffer for his girlfriend… gotta watch out for the shy ones, LOL!

Anyway, onto TMI Tuesday, and then I am hitting the snuggler… really, I am!  I am so tired and tomorrow morning I have an appointment to be at.  So, I will not be available tomorrow morning for a couple of hours… just so ya know!!

Okay, here we go….

TMI Tuesday #184

1. Have you ever had angry sex?

     No, I cannot say that I have!  Not a big fan of “angry sex”! 
2. Pity sex?

     Don’t mean to bore anyone with my answers, but again, nope… never had “pity sex” either!
3. “Oh well, I might as well” sex?

     We’re getting somewhere now!  Yes, I have certainly had the “Oh well, I might as well” sex.  Haven’t we all?  I mean, do we always have to have a reason… just say, oh well, what the hell, I might as well!!
4. One-of-you-knew-it-was-goodbye-and-the-other-didn’t sex?

     Uh oh… here we are back at the… no I haven’t!  I hope that I never do, quite honestly!
5. Don’t-remember-having-it sex?

     LOL… those were the days!!  Sorry, this one makes me laugh!  I think we’ve all had at least one of these types of sex, haven’t we?  Gotta love the “old days”… college days… wild and crazy days… how did we make it through them?
6. Regret-it-afterward sex?

     Yeah, sure have!  I don’t like this kind of sex…
7. Can’t-remember-his/her-name sex?

     This kinda goes with #5… back in my college partying days!  Haha… hey boy, what’s your name anyway?
8. Never-knew-his/her-name sex?

     Yeah, sure!  Boy meets girl… girl says “sure”… names aren’t really important when you just wanna have some fun… there’s something to be said for anonymity, isn’t there? 

Bonus: What was the worst single sexual experience of your life?

Ummmmm, let me think on this one and get back to ya!!

Y’all rest well, I am off to never-never land!!

CIAO

which means, it’s time for TMI Tuesday!  For those of you that don’t know what TMI means, it stands for Too Much Information!!  A way for us bloggers to get to know a little more about one another and share what is, at times, some very personal information!  I don’t always answer the really personal questions… well, just because!  Okay, I am just not comfortable in divulging certain very personal aspects about me, my relatives or my life!  But, I do the best that I can and, sometimes I might even talk in “code” or “circles”!  Thanks for understanding!

So, ready… set… go!

TMI Tuesday #183

1. Marriage and children aside, what has been your greatest accomplishment in life?

     Well, good thing marriage and children have been put aside for this question, since I’ve neither been married or have any children! 

     I would say that my greatest accomplishment would be when I started a program for children of single parent homes, offering guidance, love and fun!  I worked on it for a very long time, and it was a bitch raising the money to get it all going, but thankfully, it all paid off in the end and is doing very well today! 
2. Aside from healthy and happy children, what is your greatest ambition for the future?

     Again, no children.  My greatest ambition is to be the best that I can possibly be in EVERY aspect of life!  To be happy and spreading the love and happiness!
3. If we were to enter your real name in a search engine, what would we find?

     Oh boy… I cannot divulge this!  Sorry!
4. Who is the most famous person you ever met (not just in the same room as, but actually spoke with)?

     Paul Newman, John Travolta, Don Johnson, Clint Black, lots of sports figures and team owners.
5. Parents aside, who is your biggest hero?

     My best friend in life (name withheld to protect), my late sister and my Aunt!  I know, that was three!
6. Someone once worked out the sexual version of Six Degrees of Separation – Celebrity A slept with B, who slept with C, who slept with D, making as sort of connection between A and D. Are you connected to anyone famous through six or fewer bonks?

     Not that I am aware of… but, I’d love to know!!

Okay folks, that is it for TMI Tuesday!

I am available and taking calls on Niteflirt, the best place to find just what you’re looking for with regard to phone sex fantasy… and, it will be an early night, as I have to venture into the office in the morning!

Lyndee

Dear Blog:

I am feeling much better this morning, after my little rant last night!  I always get great relief when I “air” what’s on my mind, and you’re such a sport at letting me express myself, unconditionally. 

I know I haven’t been as attentive to you as I should be as of late.  You’re the only one that I know that puts up with me ignoring you for weeks on end, and then graciously welcomes me back when I feel like showing my face again.  Through the good times and the bad, you’re always here for me.  And, you make it so easy for me to communicate with thousands of people.  I don’t have to do anything but type, and then you, without demand, just spread the word throughout the net.  Some people even get emails advising them that, “Hey, Lyndee has made a new post on her blog!”  How truly awesome you are to do so much for me!

It’s a gorgeous morning here!  Well, you already know that, as you’re with me, LOL… how silly of me to tell you something that you already know!  And, you can smell the brownies baking… the birds chirping… Darius Rucker playing on the stereo…

I count on you to let everyone know that I am available and taking calls on NiteFlirt this morning, and that today until 5pm, I am lowering my per minute rate under my “Anything Goes” category to $1.49/minute.  WOW, that’s a saving of .40/per minute!  My clients are always very appreciative when I “give back”.  They all know that I more than understand that the economy is basically in the “shitter” at the moment… and well, sometimes we have need to give back.  It’s human nature, or should be anyway. 

I have the best clients, but you already knew that, too!  Actually, there’s not much at all that you don’t know about me… I mean, I always write to you, letting you know what’s on my mind.  I guess we are kinda/sorta like best friends.  And, I know you love the way I tap, tap, tap on your soft spots… but sometimes, like last night, I was really banging you hard.  I apologize.  No, I don’t, I know sometimes you actually like it hard, probably actually prefer it, don’t ya, LOL?  I wouldn’t tell anyone, but actually you’re a pretty naughty blog sometimes. Actually, you’ve had it made over the years! 

Afterall, you get to feel my soft touch, and hard.  I take very good care of you… giving you a lot to laugh at, think about, share, get excited about and you even get a lot of fucking at times; like last night. 

Blog, you’re my best friend!  Now, get out there and spread the word that your rightful owner, Luscious Lyndee is your best friend, and that there is nobody better at what I do than me!  And, how anyone that is looking for a “good time” should call me on NiteFlirt. 

Good boy…. or, are you a girl?  It really doesn’t  matter, I love you just the same!  Okay, we are going to get busy.  You, spreading the word, and me, well… I gotta get the brownies outta the oven before they burn!

Have a beautiful day… I will be back later.

PEACE

Well, you’ve happened to catch me on one of my “phonesex rant” days!  I am sorry if you’ve fallen upon this blog purely by mistake *yeah, right*… but, today I am not going to be very nice!  Today, you are going to read words spoken by the phonesex girl, Lyndee, who can oftentimes be a downright BITCH!  Hold onto your pants because it is about to begin…

*breathing… deep breaths… deeper… ahhhhhhh!*

It’s no secret in this biz that boys will be boys… and, men will be men… it’s a fantasy world, one in which you can be whoever you’d like to be… with whomever you’d like.  And, as is the case in life, sometimes we as humans like to “test the waters”, so to speak.  There’s nothing wrong with that, right?  We are all human… with different likes and dislikes… wants and needs… etc.

It is also no secret that this is a VERY competitive biz!  And, that’s okay, too.  I mean, I have my loyal clients that won’t talk to anyone but me (well, they tell me that anyway), and I have clients that make the “circuit”, I like to call it… and, that is all fine and good.  Afterall, I am just a voice on the phone and hold no ties to any of my clients!  Y’all are free to call whomever you’d like, whenever you’d like.  Afterall, it’s your dime and time!

Sure, I claim to be the best at what I do.  In my opinion, I am!  And, I am allowed to think that.  I have always said to everyone, I am who I am… and that’s final. 

For those of y’all that call me on a regular basis, and for those of you that don’t, you KNOW that I NEVER bitch slap my colleagues/competition.  It’s just NOT my style.  Again, I am who I am… I know, I am not the type of PSO (phone sex operator) that a lot of you are in search of, and that’s okay, too.  I am, by self confession, a sexual fantasy facilitator, not a moaning and groaning voice on the other end of the phone that is actively participating *in a physical manner* in our call.  I don’t pretend to either.  Again, this is not my style.

I’m getting to the point of this post… thanks for baring with me!

So, I have a few clients that call me on a semi-regular basis; every couple of weeks or months, and it’s always good to hear from them.  I know they call other PSO’s, and I really don’t care.  Again, it’s a matter of choice, and most of all, getting the outcome that you are in search of from your call.  A lot of guys do not call me because I don’t partake in a physical sense.  But again, that’s just ME!

Okay…

So, in the past week, I have had THREE clients call me, that also travel the circuit, so to speak, and tell me that my name has come up in their conversation with other PSO’s!  Huh?  And, I might add, my clients were not the one’s that brought up my name, LOL!  So, it seems as though, other PSO’s have seen a rating and/or feedback on one of my NiteFlirt pages from my client, that is obviously their client, and the PSO has reamed them a new asshole, or at very least said, “why do you call her?”  Huh… again, huh?

I wasn’t aware that any client was the sole property of any PSO?  I mean, not even the submissive little twinks call just one Mistress!  Don’t you realize *directed at fellow PSO’s* that when you make a comment or ask such a ridiculous fucking question about a competing PSO, that you’re really making yourself look like a jealous ASS?  Sure, the only way it might hurt me, is by their ceasing to leave a rating and/or feedback… but, I’ve said in the past, that doesn’t bother me one iota!  I am not one that requests at the end of a call, or in follow up email to a client, “please don’t forget to leave a rating or feedback!”  Okay, maybe one or two of them I do, but that is because they leave the type of “bitchin’ ” feedback that I want others to see…

Anyway, for those PSO’s that find it necessary to question your clients, and mine, as to WHY they’re calling me… answer your own question and don’t bully the client… they’re calling me BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WANT TO… maybe they actually enjoy my type of call!  Or maybe, IT’S JUST NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!

Again, and I always say this… this is my fucking blog and I can type/say what I want to! 

Quit harrassing your clients and just relish in the fact that you’ve gotten a call.  Obviously, clients can enjoy more than one PSO.  I mean, I like Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, but will also settle for a Gatorade Grape G2… do I prefer one over the other?  Hell yes, I do… but, I am not going to tell you that? 

Bottom line… you mind your corps, and let me mind mine.  And, should you find it necessary to mention me again, make sure and let them know what a BITCH you really think I am… and, make sure you tell them that I wrote about the situation on my blog!  And, then… well, just get on with the REAL reason they called you.  Don’t waste their time and money.  Consider the fact that, they owe nobody, not even you, an explanation as to why they call who they do!  WOW, what a concept, LOL!

Have a great weekend everyone!!!

Ciao!

1. If you could describe your personality through a dance what would it be?

    Woooo hoooo, the Macarena!!

2. What about describing your sex life through a type of dance?

     Ha ha, the Cha Cha!
3. What’s one move on the dance floor sure to turn you on?

     Just one?  Well, I do like one of his hands around my waist, as we enjoy the “grind”, with the other on my chin, tilting my head back just a bit, gazing into his eyes as he nears my lips with his….  is that explicit enough?
4. Is there a dancer you would love to be with? (Dancer can be used as loosely as you want!)

     YES!  I will just leave it at that, LOL!
5. What moves do you pull out to impress someone new?

     I am just me, quite honestly!  I am really not out to “impress”!  I am, who I am!

So, another Tuesday… man, the weather here in this part of the world has been WICKED over the past 12 or so hours… anyone else notice all of the really strange weather hitting all parts of the country so far this year? 

Anyway, not much new going on in this gals life… work, work, work… but, I am available and taking calls on NiteFlirt this afternoon until about 3 or so!  Then, I might be back tonight sometime?  As most of you know, I usually try and sign off early on Tuesday and Thursday nights, as I have to dress up and go to my “real job” on Wednesday’s and Friday’s!!

What’s with all of the annoying hang ups recently?  NOTHING irritates me more, than a guy calling and asking a few questions and then hanging up without saying thanks, but no thanks, have a nice day, kiss my grits, etc… IT IS JUST SOOOOO FUCKING RUDE!  I mean, it only takes about 5 seconds… be respectful, will ya?

Okay… off for a bite of lunch… y’all have a fantabulous day!

Waiting on the arrival of the new  White House puppy…. he’s so damn cute!!

PEACE!

Here’s hoping that you’re all enjoying your Easter!

Me, I spent the day with family… have a very full tummy and, just got done watching the last two hours of the Master’s!  WOW, what an ending… Congrats to Angel Cabrera, winning the highly coveted green jacket!  Okay, enough sports!

Anyway, I am taking calls on NiteFlirt tonight!  So, if you’re feeling a little “egg”cited, or just want to refuel before the work week, give me a ringy-dingee! 

Be back soooooon….. I promise!!!

WOW…I couldn’t believe it when I came to my blog today and saw how long it has been since I have posted…

Anyway, needless to say, I have been kept very busy with my real work and just doing things that have needed getting done!  I tell ya, the woman’s work is just NEVER done!

I have been hanging out with friends, working on my tan and, talking a lot on NiteFlirt!  I know in March, I really wasn’t on much, but I had the nasty “bug” again, and believe me, I didn’t sound pretty!!

So, it struck me a little while ago….today is Tuesday!  It reminded  me of my participation in TMI Tuesday, so I thought I would bring it to ya today…

Here we go…

TMI Tuesday #181

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

    Ummmm….did they get this question right?  Of course, I have, LOL!  Actually, many experiences!
2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

     Whatever I gotta do, LOL!  All kinds of “girly” gestures… ya know, licking the lips, a little wink or two, flipping back of the hair….
3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

     Uhhhhh, both!  Like I say, they are both a mindset, and if you are into “switching”, that is always a good thing!
4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

     Yes/Yes
5. When was the last time you had sex?

     Sunday night….
6. Sex on the first date…good or bad?

     It depends….if it someone you have just met and do not know, NO, not a good thing.  If it is someone you have known for awhile and you’re attracted sexually, sure!
7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

     Sure, but I can’t tell ya, LOL!  Some things are still a secret!!
8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

     Sense of humor is on the top of my list!  They sure do ask this question a lot on TMI Tuesday….

Anyway, here’s hoping all of ya are well, and that you have a Happy Easter or Passover… whichever the case may be!!

I promise it won’t be 7 weeks before I am back…

Peace