What in the hell is going on with this crazy weather we are having this year in the south?  I know, I have been getting calls on NiteFlirt, from guys in the absolute frigid cold, with no power, some with no heat… BRRRRRR!  But, I am here to tell ya, we aren’t used to the 20′s and 30′s we have been having over the past couple of weeks.  I know, y’all in Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, New York and so on, feel really sorry for me, don’tcha? 

Anyway, enough about the weather!  I had an established client call me yesterday, and in the course of the conversation he asked, “Lyndee, why don’t you write like you used to?”  I wasn’t quite sure what he meant, but I do know that I haven’t been as attentive to my blog as I used to be!   What he meant was, I used to write about a lot of sex, trying my hand at some erotic poetry, and just some off of the wall stuff. 

I then went on my sports kick, LOL!  Then, the politics!  But, most times, just popping on long enough to say hi and how the hell are ya? 

I will admit, I go in spurts when it comes to writing the “good shit”, as he put it!  Unless I am “feeling it”, I just can’t do it!  Does that make sense?  I mean, if you’re an artist, say canvas painting, if you’re just not getting your scene across on that canvas, you walk away from it for a bit and then go back to it, right?  Well, that is kinda what I have done!

I have been devoting a lot of time over the past many months to family and friends, and some personal things.  I have done some writing, but not the type that I can share with the internet world.  Sorry about that.  It is quite personal, and intended for a VERY limited viewing audience.  But, I will get back to writing some “good shit” soon.  Maybe.  Cannot make any promises. 

In the interim, I have been taking calls on NiteFlirt, putting all of the little panty boys and cuckolds to work.  Yes, they each have their specific chores, per se’!  I have been facilitating some special request fantasies, ranging from the young 18 year old intern at the office, to the nasty little deep throating cock sucking whore… man, that was a mouthfull.  Oh, and let’s not forget the ones that are in limbo with their sexuality.  Or, the little sissy sluts in seek of some attention, only getting it when they pay for it on NiteFlirt.  And, how could I forget the little squeeling pay pig from TX?  LOL, sometimes I really do get a lot of laughs from my calls.

Anyway, tomorrow is the Super Bowl.  I am pulling for Kurt Warner and the Arizona Cardinals… really want them to win!!  Oh, and the Australian Open… Federer vs. Nadal… again!  Seems these two are always meeting up in the finals of almost every tournament.  I am pulling for Nadal, although someone VERY CLOSE to me seems to think that Federer is going to win again…  Hmmmmm….

Oh, and in just 14 short days, is the beginning of the NASCAR season… YAY! 

Shit, I did it again… back on the sports, sorry! 

Anyway, hoping all of ya are well… enjoying the cold… keeping warm… and the such!  Tuesday, we will know, just how much longer the cold should last, LOL!!!  Yes, it is Groundhog Day Tuesday… I know, just a wealth of fucking useless information at times… so, on that note, I will say…

Ciao

Phone Sex 101

Okay guys, I realize some of you are veteran’s of the phone sex world, but a little
reminder never hurt anyone… And, for those of you new to the concept, I’ve put
together a little “lesson” for you! Well, maybe “lesson” isn’t the right word, so I
will say “information”. That sounds better, don’t you agree?

First things first! Phone sex is a naughty little game we play with ourselves…
ah, that was a catchy little double entendre’ if I’ve ever heard one! Sexual
fantasies and masturbation are both very natural processes; one of the thought
process, and the other of the physical. Put them together, along with a very
creative PSO (Phone Sex Operator), and you are bound to have the experience of your
“phone” life! Let’s face it, it just feels fucking good!

Which brings me to my first advice for you. As you know, there are thousands of
Flirts on NiteFlirt. You will probably go blind, in a very good way, just by
perusing the site, reading about the Flirts and enjoying some of the eye candy
available to you! I would suggest that you find a Flirt that you feel fits your
niche. Figure out what it is you are looking for and then go about searching the
site for Flirts that excel in the area you are most interested in. You can do this
on NiteFlirt by using the drop down menus.

Read a Flirts feedback and see what other guys are saying about her! While we all
have “off” days, cannot please everyone, get interrupted by a knock at the door, and
so on…. for the most part you can gauge a Flirts abilities by her feedback!
Remember, five stars is the highest a Flirt can be rated, and you also have the
ability to leave written feedback after a call as well. As I said, we all have off
days, and because you have had a “lack buster” experience with a Flirt, doesn’t
always mean that she doesn’t deserve a second chance somewhere down the road!

Now listen up, because this is very important!! BE VOCAL in what it is you are
seeking. PSO’s are not mind readers. As much as we try to be, sometime the psychic
powers just aren’t flowing. So, please let us know EXACTLY what type of fantasy or
roleplay you’d like, or what fetish you are into. Then, the very capable PSO can
steer you right where you want to go; going off course is never good for you, the
client, or the PSO. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE… when I ask you what you are into, do
not say, EVERYTHING. Truth of the matter is that you probably aren’t into
everything… and, more times than not when you hear my response, you will hang
up… unless you are into hard core strap on play…

Cell phones aren’t always the first choice of equipment to be used. You risk a call
being dropped right in the middle of the “good stuff”, your battery goes dead at the
most inopportune time, there is oftentimes pesky echos, and the whole “breaking up”
thing just makes for an annoying call, to you and the PSO! I realize a lot of you
guys are calling on the sly and only have your cell phones to make calls with. If
this is the case, make sure your battery is charged up, and plug in that BlueTooth!
Trying to hold a phone, whether it be a cell or other, can be very difficult when in
the midst of, well…. you know!!

Telephone courtesy is also very important. We PSO’s are humans with feelings, and
an abrupt hang up is never appreciated. It only takes a second to say thank you or
any other sentiment before ending a call. A hang up makes us feel that we have not
done a good job for you, and we all want to do our very best for you. It doesn’t
have to be lengthy, but as I said, a simple thank you is always appreciated! Just
as you thank the girl handing you your food at the drive-thru, we appreciated
kinowing that we are appreciated.

PSO’s are not prostitutes! We are providing a service, namely over the phone, and
don’t want to get into the “real life” stuff. Of course, I do have several clients
that share their personal lives with me to some degree, primarily about their
relationships, but I am not your saviour and you shouldn’t look to me as one. I can
offer advice to you, but that is as far as it goes. I don’t doubt that most of you
are upstanding citizens and would be a joy to know off of the service, but I am here
to facilitate fantasies, not set up real life meetings. This is a business not only
to myself, but all PSO’s.

I have absolutely no way of finding out your identity via NiteFlirt. NiteFlirt is a
payment processing platform only. Your call is dispatched to me via an 800 number
by NiteFlirt. So, what I am getting at is this… you can tell me your name! I am
pretty good at voice recognition, so hopefully you will only have to tell me once or
twice. I associate your name and voice with your fantasy or fetish. Again, I am
not perfect, and sometimes I may need a reminder. Or, perhaps you have a new
fantasy that you would like to play out… variety is good! From my own experience,
most clients have a fantasy or fetish they are really into and it normally gets
played out lots and lots. But, the great thing about an AWESOME PSO, such as myself
and a few others, is that with each call we can add new twists and turns to make it
seem like a whole new experience! Capeche’?

You will see while perusing NiteFlirt that there are Flirts ranging in price from
.50/min to upwards of 5.99/min. It will go higher with some of the Flirts that
specialize in Financial Domination and Cam. Some girls set their prices low to generate
more calls. I charge 1.79/min. because this price has worked best for me.
After all, I am an independent business owner (IBO) on NiteFlirt, and with that comes
business expenses! Uncle Sam damn sure wants what is due him. And, then I have to
pay for web design services, featuring, and so forth. Please do not tell me that I
am too expensive or that it would be really nice of me to lower my per minute rate
for you. This, in my opinion, is just TACKY! I have clients that have been calling
me for 3 plus years that have never suggested that I do this, and I don’t intend on
starting now. You know the old saying, “you get what you pay for!” I feel, as do
my regular clients, I am worth the 1.79/min., and sometimes they even leave me a
tip! Tipping, of course, is not mandatory. However, as with anyone providing a
service, it is an appreciated bonus!

You will see that many girls have what they term “Wish Lists” on their NiteFlirt
pages or web sites. I do not, nor have I ever solicited gifts. I am not slamming
the girls that do this, but just another one of those things that I feel is TACKY!
I would much prefer a tip if you feel you would like to “spoil me”. So, you will
find no Wish List on my listings on NiteFlirt or on any one of my three web
sites.

Being in this line of business, the phone sex world on NiteFlirt, I oftentimes have clients who look to me for some friendly advice.  The biggest complaint I hear from men are:

1.  “My wife, or S/O, is just too vanilla.”

2.  “I am just not getting enough sex.  I don’t ask for much, maybe just 3-4 times a week.”

3.  “What do you women expect from us guys.  Really, we are just pigs!”

4.  “I give her everything she wants, and I am still not getting my sexual needs met.”

5.  “I’m afraid to bring new ideas into the bedroom for fear that she will think I am a freak… or, gay!”

And, the list goes on and on… and, on and on!!

Truth is, YES, we females can sometimes be difficult to try and figure out.  But, no moreso than you men, LOL!   That’s not a dig of any sort, just the plain truth!   Let’s face it, we all have our wants and needs, especially when it comes to sex, but men have always been the more adventurous… i.e. climbing trees and building cars, dressing up in your Army gear and shooting your play guns, catching the nasty insects and storing them in jars, and the list goes on!

We girls were raised in the kitchen, baking breads and cookies, playing with Barbie dolls, dressing up and being pretty, playing board games and not blowing heads off, etc. 

So, why you boys were raised to get down and dirty, we girls were raised to be clean and meticulous!  And, I think for many women, even later in years, they just cannot get out of that mindset.  Thankfully, I did.

Anyway, what I am getting at here is this.  I believe your sexual appetitie being fulfilled to your liking, has all to do with the things you do and don’t say to your S/O, your actions, and more importantly the way you approach your wants and desires.  We women can be pretty sensitive sometimes. 

So, thanks to an article I read the other day, and what should be common sense to everyone, I have compiled a list of things that you NEVER want to say to a woman, if your plan is to get her in the sack, or the kitchen, or the vanity area, garage, car, etc…  Sometimes you just have to treat us with those “kid gloves”, so to speak.

Okay here we go… remember, NEVER say any of the following!!!

What did you do to your hair?  If you’re asking because you don’t like it, it’s too late!  If you really cannot tell, well PAY MORE ATTENTION!  We women take our hair VERY seriously, and you should as well.  It is our prized possession… not to mention the agony we sometimes go through to achieve its perfection… and, the cost!

Why aren’t you married?  DUH… well, either nobody has asked us, or WE JUST DON’T WANT TO BE… simple as that!

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER say that we women are being “emotional” or “irrational”!  These words are like double-edged swords… Choose an adjective not loaded with “sexist” tripwires… Remember, we can be very sensitive!

NEVER tell us how HOT our friends are!  We know they are, but by your letting us know, is the quickest way to never see them again! 

Don’t ASK us if you can kiss us!  Asking if you can pick up the tab or pick us up at 7pm is great.  But, don’t take the surprise and spontaneity out of such an exciting moment by ASKING… just go for it.  (As a sidenote, I posted not long ago what women wanted more of…. QUIZ TIME…. how many of y’all remember the answer?  Well, the answer is KISSING… so don’t ask us, you know we want it, just fucking do it!)

NEVER tell us that we are cute when we are mad, LOL!  Are you really trying to escillate matters?  Honestly, men aren’t cute when they are patronizing…

NEVER compare us to how your EX did things, unless you’re letting us know how vastly inferior to us she is. 

When just meeting, NEVER ask us how old we are!  Chances are, we are old enough to not ask such a rude question…

NEVER tell us that we sound just like our mothers!  Them there are fighing words.  I mean, are you trying to insult us?  Our mothers?  Both?  Don’t even go there!!

There is nothing more infuriating than being told to SMILE when we don’t want to!  I mean, guys have bad days, and I don’t hear chicks going around telling you to SMILE!  Fuck, we girls have bad days, too… so, deal with it!

NEVER ask us if we are sure we want to eat “that”!  Well, hell yes, we do… if we didn’t, we wouldn’t have ordered it!  Really, what this question implies to us is this… you don’t need to eat that, it isn’t going to help your waistline!  Ha, don’t question my diet, Mr. Nachos, Wings and Beer Belly!

Wanna witness a woman flip out on you?  Go ahead, use the “B” word… call us a BITCH, and you’d better be protecting your jewels!  This is totally unacceptable in ANY context… well, unless in the heat of passion, and you have discussed this “label” beforehand.

Lastly, NEVER ask us, “is it that time of the month”!  Again, we can have a bad day without it being “that time”!  Believe it, however, we can make the next 28 days seem like it were, with this question!!

Really, just following the above very simple rules, might get you laid more often… honestly, I wouldn’t bullshit you!  We women sometimes REMEMBER things too long, I admit, while guys can just shrug it off…

And we all know, the women control the SEX… so, just follow the rules and you’ll get it…

Taking out the trash, picking up your dirty clothes, not leaving empty milk jugs in the fridge, and putting the toilet seat down, can only help to increase your chances as well, LOL!!!

Happy Monday!

…this fucking cold in FL!  Right?  It is supposed to be in the mid 20′s tonight… can you say, too fucking cold?  It has been cold off and on now for the past few weeks… everyone is walking around coughing and sniffling, me included!  One day it is 75, and the next it is 50… one night it is 45, the next 25… just too damn cold for this part of the country!

I had the sniffles in late October and now I have them again… SUCKS!  But, I am still taking calls on NiteFlirt!  I don’t really sound too bad… in fact, if I hadn’t mentioned that I have the sniffles, you probably wouldn’t know… but, I will take the offer of a box of Kleenex!  Thanks!!

Okay, enough of that stuff…

I have been a very bad girl, but I promise I have good reason.  I know, I haven’t blogged since like mid-December, but I lost the password to my blog when I changed it at that time.  I tried everything I thought it might be, and nothing worked.  Finally, I got ahold of a real “techie” and got things straightened out… so, I am back now.

So, let me begin by saying, I hope y’all had a great holiday season… lots of love, laughter and giving!  Making memories.  Took lots of pictures.  Ate lots of good food.  Gave lots of hugs.  And hopefully, the recipient of some, too!

My holiday was good… low key.  I spent it with family, for the most part, and a couple of friends popped in and out when I was home. 

And, a very happy New Year to all of ya as well.  Here’s hoping 2009 will be a fantastic year for all.  Yep, me included!!  It started out with a “bang”, but the past few days have been kinda sketchy… I am still in search of the “magic pencil” for the Etch-A-Sketch, so that I can fill in all of the blank spots!!  Y’all had an Etch-A-Sketch when you were younger, didn’t ya?  Honestly, I spent more time shaking it up to get rid of my last masterpiece, than I did actually creating it, LOL!

Well, today is President Obama’s first full day in office!  It sounds so weird saying President Obama… I will miss President Bush and his lovely wife, Laura.  Yeah, I still say, he took a bum rap… the financial demise of this country isn’t his fault, but he took it on the chin.  It is the GREED that is so rampant in the corporate world that has gotten us where we are… I know, shake your head and say, “Lyndee, you’re wrong, Bush did it to us” but, I think you’re wrong.  And, like I say so often, this is MY blog and I can say what I want…

I say let the bastards on Wall Street bail themselves out… I am tired of paying for other’s mistakes.  I have my own to pay for.  Okay, off the political soapbox, Lyndee… anyway, like I posted yesterday, I wish President Obama and his family the best.  I truly do hope that he can bring change. 

One more thing.  Did you see Michelle Obama’s gown last night?  Wasn’t it the bomb diggity?  I thought she looked gorgeous…

She really did look stunning… way to go Jason Wu, the designer!!

Anyway, I just wanted to pop by and say howdy, now that I can access my blog… I hope y’all are well and enjoying the frigid temps!!

Hope to hear from ya soon…

L-

What a day, mark it on your calendars… January 20, 2009.  I promise, I will back him when I agree, and disagree when I have to!  Hopefully, he can keep all of his promises… this country is in complete disarray and in need of strong leadership and reconstruction.

In all sincerity, best wishes to President Obama and the First Family…

I am sure that I will be like most Americans and shed a tear today.  Today goes far beyond politics…