Wow, this is really awesome, and I wanted to share!! ‘Tis the season…

Yes, WE all need that someone that will ALWAYS be there…

…get rid of all of the computers in the house! 

 I think, after reading this article on AOL, I am understanding a little more about WHY men use phone sex as a substitute for real sex?  I must admit, I was flabbergasted at what I read… and have come to the conclusion that approximately 99.9% of men just aren’t getting enough sex…in life form.

Why, you might ask?

Well, it appears that in a recent survery, 46% – 52% of women, would rather go two weeks without SEX, rather than losing their internet access for the same allotted time!  YIKES!

Read this:

From www.switch.com :

We’ve recently seen how British housewives are indicating that they spend the majority of their free time online. But, we didn’t realize just what women were giving up in order to get their Facebook fix. A new study is showing that roughly half of women would rather give up sex for two weeks than go without the Internet for the same period of time.

The study was commissioned by Intel and shows that 46-percent of all women would rather give up sex for two weeks than the Internet for two weeks. When looking at the 35-to-44-year-old age group, that number increased to 52-percent. Among men, the number was much lower, 30-percent on average, and just 23-percent in the 35-to-44-year-old group. Perhaps that disparity has given rise to the great sex with robots debate.

What the fuck, I ask?  Or, maybe I better not! 

I guess I just don’t understand how pounding fingers on a keyboard can be more stimulating than SEX!  I must be missing some very powerful nerve transmitters in my fingertips?  Or, maybe the connection between fingertips and brain has been re-routed?  Maybe, just maybe, my system is haywire? 

I am sorry, I just cannot be convinced that a woman would forego sexual pleasure, in life form, for looking at FACEBOOK or MySpace?  I have perused both sites, and while I have met up with some people from my distant past, is that really more important than the NOW? 

All I can say is… give me some of that and, this fucking laptop (desktop) is gone, history, out the door, taking the high road, smashed!

Well, on one hand, I am very grateful for the women of the world that would rather surf the net as opposed to having sex!  I guess that just means…

Y’all will call me!  Or, one of the other quite capable facilitators on NiteFlirt, like Angela StLawrence or Mistress Rayne.  I know, my list is short, but only because I don’t know any others… I suppose you can find just about anything/everything you’re looking for, but I would definitely start with, well…. one of the three of us!!  And, in case you forgot who has her fingers banging on the keyboard right now, I would be Lyndee, Luscious Lyndee!  I assure you, however, I would much rather be… yeah, y’all guessed it…

Have a great weekend….

Ciao

I know, I know… today is Thursday!  Anyway, I am going to play along with TMI Tuesday…y’all know what they say?  Better late than never!  So, while y’all are sitting there with your fingers on the phone, just waiting for me to resurface on Niteflirt, enjoy my answers for a bit!

I should be back and taking calls…TOMORROW!!  Now, if that doesn’t get your cock hard, what will?

TMI Tuesday #164

1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?

   Oh my, I definitely KNOW that they are a present for both of us!  Gosh, I enjoy them as much as anyone!

2. What are 3 characteristics of “your type”? Have your best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?

   1.  Sense of humor!  I love to laugh, and a guy that makes me laugh (a lot), is a big thumbs up!!
   2.  Intelligent!  Because I am not, I must have a man that is, so he can help me get by!  LMAO… What woman isn’t turned on by a well versed, intelligent man?
   3.  Romantic!  We girls LOVE romance…

3. What is on your Santa list this year?
  
   1.  Good health for all of my friends and loved ones.
   2.  That ALL children go to sleep at night in a cozy pair of pajamas and a good bed time story.
   3.  Nobody goes hungry.
   4.  The weak get strong, and
   5.  Good times and making lifelong memories Christmas Day!

4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?

   Generally speaking, we have always been pretty equal!

5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave “down there”?

   I think that they should at least trim!  It’s just the right thing to do.

Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?

   1.  Laughter
   2.  Awesome sex
   3.  Stimulation, and not just sexually speaking
   4.  The smell of rain!
   5.  Passion
   6.  Writing
   7.  Pleasing and being pleased!
   8.  Love notes/letters
   9.  Sports (ha ha, y’all knew this one was coming!)
  10.  BEING IN LOVE!
(These answers are in no particular order!)

to the NiteFlirt scene…very soon!

Sorry I haven’t been around, but I will be back!  Sometimes in life, we have to take care of the really important stuff… and this has been one of those occasions!

Hoping y’all are well…

L-