Well, my dear friend did it to me, and I promised her I would obey, so I am just going to share it with the world! Here we go…
1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, night and anytime in between!!
2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep on the right if you are standing at the foot of the bed, left if at the head, LOL!
3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?
Chicken
4. DELETED… just GROSS!
5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up?
The left… most right sided dominants do it this way, just like me!
6. Candles or Incense?
Candles, lots of them!
7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!
8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
LOL, of course! But, my patients were little too!
9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, but I have taken them off for free once or twice!
10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
Stove top…
11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
Neither, LOL! I am a freak about keeping car and house clean!
12. Shower or bath?
One of each per day!
13. Do you pee in the shower?
LMAO, who comes up with these questions? No, I do not pee in the shower!
15. Mexican or Chinese food?
Mexican!
16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
How about passive-aggressive?
18. Do you own sex toys?
Ask him, LOL!
19. Corn Dogs or Hot-Dogs?
Hot dog…with ketchup and relish!
20. You’re favorite restaurant?
My mother’s kitchen, LOL!
21. What did you have for lunch today?
I didn’t eat lunch…well, I did have some popcorn at the office about 11am!
22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?
Romaine, and it is so good for you; packed full of nutrients.
23. When did you last fall down?
I don’t remember… but, I am pretty sure it was when I was bringing the trash can in from the roadside about a year ago!
24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
Absolutely not…that is just horrible. Lose someone you love and you’ll have a whole new perspective on this question!
25. Love or Money?
Fuck money, I want LOVE!
26. Credit Cards or cash?
Depends…
27. Is there someone in your family you wish wasn’t?
No…love each and every one of them.
28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers?
Nilla Wafers, preferably with some nanner puddin’.
29. How do you like your steak cooked?
Medium.
30. How do you like your eggs?
Cooked! I like them over easy or scrambled for breakfast! But, not really an egg eater!
31. Have you ever knocked someone off his or her feet in a fight?
Nope
32. Football or Baseball?
Football…and OUR FSU NOLES better beat the GAYtors today!
33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
Who would rather have either?
34. Would you ever consider shaving your whole body including your head?
NEVER!
35. DELETED…another gross one!
36 What is your favorite candy?
Oh boy… toss up between Skittles, Kit-Kat and Reese’s Cup!
37) Ever been to a strip club?
Of course!
38) Ever been to a bar?
Who the hell came up with this question? Of course, hasn’t everyone of age?
39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
At closing time, LOL!
40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No!
41) Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes…
42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
Many moons ago…
43) Had sex in the car?
Oh boy… here comes the sex questions! Of course… again, hasn’t everyone?
44) Had sex at the beach?
At, and on, yes.
45) Had sex in a movie theater?
No…
46) Had sex in a bathroom?
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure… if you guys can jerk off in the shower… ’nuff said!
47) Had sex at work?
Well… maybe!
48) Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Hell yes…they are a blast!
49) Bought something from an adult store?
Why not? If y’all haven’t, you should!
50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Yessum!
52) Have you been caught having sex?
Sure have…very exciting, LOL… well, unless it is your mom!
53) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
No, but I have kissed some strange people, LMAO!
54) Hey Melissa…there is no question here!!!
55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Suuuuuuuuuuuure!
Hope y’all made it thru Black Friday! By watching the news tonight, it was a nasty mess out there… unbelievable what some will do?
Ain’t no fucking way that I would venture out amongst the crazed shoppers this Black Friday… I will leave that to the serious shoppers of the world! Don’t get me wrong, I am all about a sale, but not today! I cannot believe these people that camp out for like 24 hours, sometimes longer… just plain crazy, I tell ya!
So, I hope that all of you had a nice Thanksgiving! You are probably still full, or venturing to the fridge for some of those left overs? A piece of pie and hot tea for breakfast this morning for me… probably a turkey sandwich for lunch, and then some ham and sweet potatoe souffle and green beans for dinner? Then, I will be done with Thanksgiving for another year!
On NiteFlirt, all day and night, I am doing what I term a “Black Friday Phone Buster”… cutting my per minute price from a buck eighty nine, to a buck fifty nine. I mean, if every retailer in America can have a sale, so can I, right? And, y’all know that I am generous on special occasions, always trying to give back a little! I should be available most of the day and night… I do have to run out for a couple of hours later this morning, but I should be back by 1:00ish!
So, I am looking for all of you little pink panty boys, sissy sluts, cuckolds, cross dressers, cock suckers, bisexual boys, and yes, even those that want just an incredibly detailed sexual fantasy facilitated today! You know, something to jerk off to… there is no better than MOI! Okay, maybe one or two…
I hope to hear from y’all today… every man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do while the cat’s away… so bad, but so luscious!
…we all sit down and “stuff” ourselves with turkey and ham, yams and/or mashed potatoes! And, then there is the stuffing… or maybe in the parts you’re from, you call it dressing? Green bean casserole or maybe snap green beans? Corn pudding and glazed carrotts. And, then there is the cranberry *yuck* and, rolls and butter. Maybe some ambrosia… *yes, very healthy*!
Then…bring it on! The pumpkin pie, apple pie, pecan pie, chocolate cream pie, cherry-walnut pie, warm banana pudding and homemade cookies! This year, I am making my grandma’s cherry-walnut and pumpkin pies… in fact, right now, the cherry-walnut is in the oven and it smells damn good! Next, the pumpkin will go in…
Anyway, now that I gave you the menu for tomorrow at my family’s house, what are y’all having? Whatever it is, I hope that y’all enjoy… enjoy time with your family and friends… watch some football and basketball… get out and play with the yungin’s… and, if you don’t have any family nearby, get out anyway! You can always give of yourself at one of the shelters for the homeless… or, a church or organization that is hosting a dinner for those that are in need. This always makes one feel good; the giving of ourselves to those that maybe less fortunate than ourselves. Go visit some of the forgotten ones at a local nursing home… I plan on doing that tomorrow afternoon after all of the celebration with my family.
So, whatever it is that y’all do… just enjoy! Be happy and spirited! Be thankful for all that we have to be thankful for, even though so many are struggling through these tough economic times. Be thankful for your family… so many of us know, all too well, they aren’t around forever, so spread your love and appreciation for them, with them. Take a few minutes for yourself to, once again, say thanks to those that have left us… tell them that you love them, too. Yes, they can hear our blessings…
Give thanks to all of those who deserve it… for whatever reason. Be thankful… you never have to look far to find those that are having more troubles/difficulties than maybe we are…
Bottom line…
Have a Happy Thanksgiving… and, I thank all of my clients for another wonderful year on NiteFlirt! A lot has been brought to this table over the past year and, I thank each and everyone of you…
Gosh, it has been forever since I have gotten down and dirty with TMI Tuesday, so let’s get started…
TMI Tuesday #162
1. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
No doubt, mom’s stuffing! And, sweet potato souffle! Normally, not a big fan of sweet potatos, but damn they are good in a souffle, topped off and baked for about 10 minutes with marshmallows… oh, and the homemade mashed potatos and gravy… damn, one more… any dessert made by ME! This is the time of year I miss my late grandma’s cooking the most. But thankfully, she did pass down her mouthwatering recipes!
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
The Dixie Chicks, hands down!
3. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Well, ’tis the season… it’s going to a charity for the holidays!
4. What is your favorite curse word?
No FUCK(ing) hesitation with this one, LOL!
5. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Oh boy….so many personal ones in answer to this question! Ummm…. but, I will say a meeting with the late Ronald Reagan would have been AWESOME, or perhaps Pope John Paul IV…. just two people I greatly respect and admire. I still have time to meet Ms. Angelou, however!
Bonus (as in optional):You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
Hmmmm…. I would like to be the “Invisible Floater”, making my rounds, LOL! How cool would that be? I could definitely find out who is being naughty and who is being nice!!
this sweet little puckered hole of mine! It’s kinda deep, but my finger, or at least a portion thereof, fits very nicely into this tight little hole! You know, when I kinda wiggle my finger around a little bit, it causes me to tingle, almost shiver a bit.
I feel the little goose bumps popping up all over me, as I slowly move my finger in and out… it’s not really cold in here, although outside it is a different story. I find that the more I slide my finger in and out, too, that it is actually a very soothing and somewhat erotic feel…
I could probably just sit here and finger this tight little hole all day…
Don’tcha just love your belly button?
Okay, so how in the heck have all of y’all been?
November 23rd… Thanksgiving is right around the corner! Christmas music is dominating all of the radio stations in this area already… what happened to the days when that started AFTER Thanksgiving? I mean, I am not ready for Christmas… not really ready for Thanksgiving when I think about it. But, it will come despite my unpreparedness.
The NiteFlirt life has been very kind to me over the past month. I’ve had a few new members sign up here on my website and that is a GREAT thing! For starters, it means that through Google, Yahoo, Vista, or any one of the hundreds of search engines, I am getting traffic! Or, maybe you are coming from one of my colleagues sites, which is always an AWESOME thing! Who knows where YOU are coming from, but it doesn’t really matter so long as you get here, right? Lastly, it’s a little of an ego boost that with all of the blogs out there that “beg and entice” you to sign up through their website, you chose to sign up through mine! I appreciate that… yes, more than you’ll ever know!
I have heard from a couple of guys that I hadn’t heard from in awhile… always a good thing! Acquiring a ton of new panty boys… little cock suckers… boys that want to be girls… just in fantasy, I am always reminded.
Then, there are those that are most appreciative of just me facilitating an awesome sexual fantasy for them… or, just appreciate the fact that I will listen to them as they facilitate their own! Yes, some guys just want me to listen to them talk… sharing their fantasy… their hopes and dreams… their “whatever” at the moment.
I did learn something the other day from one of my callers… I was unaware of the fact that when men spend time with a prostitute that their payment to the hooker (LOL) is called a donation! That kinda shocked me… donation? I guess I just always thought it was a payment for services? Shows how much I know about the life of a hooker!
And, I was reminded that just because a guy wants to suck a real cock, that it doesn’t mean that he’s gay or doesn’t like pussy! It’s all just a fantasy…
Anyway, I am going to get busy here this Sunday morning… I think I have contemplated this tight little hole long enough… it’s starting to feel way to good, so I’d better stop now…
Have a super day everyone!! And, in case you don’t make it back here before Thursday… have a very Happy Thanksgiving! In the spirit, to all of you, I say…
Now that the election has come and gone, it’s time to get back to the business “in hand”! Ah yeah, that would be… in your hand! I know, kinda corny, but you know me, I am just a good ole’ southern girl who likes to think that… well, I am funny, as well as creative! Those of y’all that have talked to me know that, at times, I try and bring a little humor into our calls… sometimes I get a warm reception and, well, sometimes I don’t! Hey, you can’t win them all, right?
So, the other day I was watching Oprah… yeah, I know, sssshhhhh! Anyway, of course, the only reason I watched it was because it was about SEX! I must say, I was quite amused at times, very shocked at times and, well… just shaking my head at times! I am going to share with you why I felt the feelings that I did, okay?
Firstly, there was a couple that was gracious and brave enough to go before the world and talk about their less than active sex life! Seems the wife just didn’t care about sex anymore and, well… the husband, of course, wanted/wants it all of the time! No big shocker… however, I guess I just don’t understand the woman not wanting it, but that is for another day! Bless their hearts for bringing us into their bedroom, which wasn’t very exciting to begin with…
Okay… so, Dr. Laura was on and she asked the couple if they ever fantasized? Yes, fantasy can bring a “bang” into a dull sex life, don’tcha think? Well, it can, but as I have said in my blog before, be very careful exactly how much you share about your fantasy with your significant other! So, they asked the wife what her biggest fantasy was? Ahhhhhhhhhh, she wants to be dominated! Not in a hurtful way, i.e., no whips, ball gags, nipple clamps or the such. She just wants her man to TAKE CONTROL in the bedroom! Some furry handcuffs would be nice, she says. And, just be forced into having sex, but in a passionate manner! This is WHY most woman buy those cheesy Harlequin romance stories… they want to GIVE UP their control and not have to be responsible for “getting you off!” No problem, you guys can handle that, right? Hmmmmmm….
Well, they ask the husband what his favorite fantasy is/was? This didn’t surprise me at all, as I hear it quite often in this line of business! Dear hubby wants to watch his wife getting fucked by another man! Well, I thought the wife’s teeth were going to fall out of her mouth! Now, they’ve been married for 20 plus years and NEVER discussed fantasies. All I can say is…. WHY the fuck not?
I caution you, just as Dr. Laura did the viewers, NEVER tell your wife that you want to have sex with another woman, LOL! It is okay if you want to share with your wife that you want her to share her body with another man, but NEVER, EVER, EVER tell your significant other that you are desiring of another woman’s body! Sure grounds for a divorce! And, if you do tell her, NEVER tell her about your desire of her sister, mother, best friend, your secretary, neighbor or, anyone that she knows! This will make her feel very insecure… and, the thought that you are even thinking of banging her sister or best friend will certainly assure that you won’t be getting any pu-nanni for a good long time!
Now, what really SHOCKED me is this…. an estimated 40 million people are currently living in SEXLESS marriages? WOW, again I say, WHAT THE FUCK? Ummmm…. I couldn’t live in the same house with a man and not take advantage of his God given tool… sorry, ain’t happening! I really feel for you guys that have to rely on your own hands to quench your sexual thirst all of the time…
That’s where I come into the picture! But, we’ll talk more about that in a few!
Now guys, listen up… do you know WHAT it is that WE women crave from you the most? Ahhhhh, I bet you don’t! No, it’s not your money! Not a live in maid to do all of the housework, although that would be nice! Nope, not the sexy lingerie, perfume, flowers or candy that you try and bribe us with! Not the roses or “free pass” for a night on the town with our girlfriends. Keep guessing… Not the candlelight dinner at our favorite Italian restaurant. Uh uh… Not that new pair of strappy sandals that are so fucking sexy… Hmmmm…. what is it? Give up yet? Well, I will tell you at the end of this post… haha!
Now, this next fact not only made me laugh my ass off, but I was astounded! Statistics say that MOST women have NEVER looked at their own pussy! WOW… what is that all about? I cannot imagine not having grabbed a handheld mirror, or stood in front of a mirror at some point and checked that beautiful little pu-nannie out! Admittedly, the first time I did, I was pretty young! I just had to find out what it was that was down there… it seemed soooooo interesting! And, it is, still today!
Dr. Laura encourages ALL women to explore themselves… in depth! So ladies ( I know you’re out there) grab that mirror… go and sit in a nice comfortable chair or lay on your bed, part those sweet little coochie lips and take a peek! Get to know yourself from the tip of your clitoris (sorry for the clinical words) all of the way back to your taboo little fuckhole (anus)! Use your fingers… slide them up and down… separate the folds of your clit… get to know the area of your vulva… you may even discover areas of great sensitivity that you weren’t aware of before!
Be adventurous and slide a finger inside of your pussy… move it all around inside of yourself… locate your g-spot… which, by the way, is about 1/3rd of the way inside and on the top side… That’s right, according to statistics, MOST women have no idea where their g-spot is located? Naturally, it is up to us women to have intimate relations with ourselves, so that we can steer our men in the right direction… I am sure you guys that are fortunate to have had relations with a woman that was clearly in touch with herself, have heard “a little to the left”, “a little to the right”, “oh yeah, right there”, “rub harder in a clockwise motion”, “ahhhhh, if you don’t stop flicking my clit back and forth like that, I am going to cum”, or, various comments.
As a side note, a very clinical one at that, for those of you that don’t know where the woman’s precious g-spot is, listen up! Using TWO fingers, wiggle or slide your way into the woman’s vagina… about 1/3rd of the way in, on the belly button side, you will feel some very soft tissue, similar to the feel of the tip of your nose, LOL, sorry…. very spongy feeling tissue… you will know when you are in the right spot when your woman feels the urge to…. how do I put this…. do I say urinate or pee? Anyway, you get the point, right? Gently rub the g-spot…. and wait and see what happens! If you don’t get any “oooooooohs, awwwwwwwwwws, yes, right there’s, mmmmmm’s, moans and groans, CLUE that you aren’t on that g-spot! Keep searching, you will find it…. Incidentally, the man’s g-spot is in approximately the same spot and has the same sort of feel and should evoke the same glorious response as when hitting the woman’s g-spot, except located in his ass! Don’t be afraid, go for it!
It is a beautiful thing when a woman is clearly IN TOUCH with herself! Not only can we guide our men, but also pleasure ourselves when our men aren’t around! I mean, it should be so easy to just wrap our hands around a cock, stroke it a few times while tickling that ball sac and squirt a nice load! LOL, which brings me to something I already knew, but found funny!
The average time for a man to cum is 7.2 minutes… I kid you not! And, the woman, 16.3 minutes! I know their are exceptions as is the case with all things in life. But, my suggestion to you guys is…. slow down a little! Enjoy the feeling a little longer… especially when you are with your woman! Remember, it takes most women a little more than twice the time it does for you to let go and orgasm!
Another interesting fact… man, I love this! The woman’s clit has more nerve endings than ANY other part of her body! And, more than a man’s cock! That explains the whole earth shattering feeling of all of those neurons and electrons wreaking havoc when we have the BIG O!
And, MOST women DID NOT know that their are THREE types of orgasms! Where in the hell are MOST of these women living? Are they having sex? You mean, they aren’t masturbating? Getting in touch and tune with their bodies? What the fuck? For those that don’t know, we women can have a clitoral orgasm (the 2nd best, in my opinion), a vaginal orgasm (fuck, I hate these clinical terms) or, a blended orgasm… the grandaddy of them all! The blended orgasm is when you have a clitoral and vaginal orgasm at the same time… that absolute cock wrenching orgasm that makes a man want to spend the rest of his life impaled in that sweet little pussy… great for us women, and also for the man! Don’t you agree, guys?
Okay, on to one more thing and then I am going to end this post….
MUTUAL MASTURBATION… a necessity, according to the experts, for our sex lives! And the best part, TOYS! Most men have never experienced with any kind of toy? You do know, toys (sexual aids) aren’t just for women, right? Good… okay!
Alright, so all of you reading this post need to get busy with it… with yourself, your wife, your girlfriend, your boyfriend or husband…!!
Now, this is for you guys… remember earlier I posed the question of what MOST women want more of? Well, the answer is in this video….enjoy!
Dr. Laura says… start with just a 10 second one everyday!!! Good luck!
It isn’t about who won or lost, but the many millions of Americans that got out and exercised their right to vote! Sure, my preferred candidate didn’t win, but that’s life! We all win some and, we will all lose some.
In any event, my congratulations to Mr. Obama. I thought that John McCain’s concession speech was one to be remembered, for sure. And, Mr. Obama’s was full of promise and praise.
One thing is for certain now. Nobody will be able to place blame upon the Republicans after January, as the House, Senate and White House will all be under Democratic control. Let’s just all hope that something gets done!
I am now officially off of my political soapbox… but, totally appreciate and respect all of my clients and readers views. There is one big job to be done… now, let’s be about it!
and, it is up to you to be a part of it! So, I urge all of ya to get out and vote!! If you haven’t taken part in early voting, be prepared to be in line for awhile, as this is supposed to be the most hotly contested, and with the largest voter turnout in history!
Whether it be for my guy, John McCain, or Barack Obama… let your voice be heard!
My deepest sympathies to the Obama family… what a tragedy on Election Day Eve for the Obama family.
John McCain on Saturday Night Live last night, you gotta check out this video! My vote for Prez was pretty funny… like my best friend in life says, “too bad he couldn’t have carried this sense of humor and poise through his campaign!”
In any event, LIVE FROM NEW YORK, It’s Senator John McCain…
