So, tonight I am just hanging out… ummmm, Happy belated Halloween, by the way!  I am not much into Halloween, but I had a few very cutely decorated munchkins visit me tonight… my fave was a brother and sister, the girl was a cupcake and her little brother was The Pillsbury Doughboy… the were soooooooo cute!!

Anyway, I just heard about Elizabeth Banks new movie, Zack and Miri Make A Porno… I hear it is hysterically funny and I cannot wait to go and see it, maybe next week…

From what I hear, Zack and Miri are “best friends” shacking up together… are bust ass broke and, in the midst of their sexual encounters discover that they actually have REAL loving feelings towards one another!  More than the “friends with benefits” if you will.  Anyway, in an effort to make some cashola, they make a homemade porn!  Uh huh, Banks is smokin’ hot… I’d do her, no doubt!

Anyway, it is a fuzzy warm love story, so you guys probably won’t care for it, LOL!!  But, this chica loves a great love story… but, nothing will EVER measure up to Bridges of Madison County or Pretty Woman… definitely my two favorite chick flicks!  I have probably seen both of those movies more times than you’s guys have seen Jenna Jamison in some hot fucking action?  Yep, she’s HOT, too!!  And yes, I would do her also, LOL!

Okay, well… I hope y’all have a great weekend and maybe I’ll hear from ya?

Ciao

… and, trying very hard to rid myself of this nasty “change of the season” BUG that seems to be creeping around everywhere!  Everyone here around me is suffering from the dreaded BUG… and, I pop over to visit my friend and fellow PSO, Angela St. Lawrence, only to find she is suffering from the dreaded BUG herself!  Seems we are all sniffling and hacking… I know, not a pretty word, so let me rephrase… “coughing my head off!”  Does that paint a prettier picture for you, LOL?

What the fuck is up with this BUG… kill it!  I mean, WHY does this little (big, in terms of symptoms) BUG have to attach itself to those of us that rely on our more than desirable voices for a living?  Not fair, I tell ya! 

Anyway, I am signed on and taking calls, but beware… I am sounding a bit nasally at the moment!  And, if I have to break and, well… sneeze, please forgive me!  I promise, however, I will not cough in your ear, nor will I pass on this pain in the ass BUG to ya!  I will keep it right here, in the confines of my own home, unless one of ya would like to take it from me!  I will more than gladly put it in a little plastic baggie and pass it on….

Hoping y’all are well… and, of course, feeling much empathy for Ms. St. Lawrence and myself… WE thank you!

…. I am going to play around with?  You got it, TMI TUESDAY!!  So, without further hesitation, let’s get started!!

1. Have you ever felt guilty or ashamed after a sexual experience?

     Guilty, yes!  Ashamed, no!
2. Did you ever own a fake ID?

     Of course, didn’t we all?  I went to my first bar at 15, on a fake ID!
3. How often do you tell white lies? Is it with or without thinking?

     A lie is a lie, in my opinion!  Am I guilty of having told a lie or two in my lifetime?  Sure, who isn’t?  I suppose it was done WITH thinking… if I weren’t thinking, I wouldn’t tell a lie, right?
4. On a scale of 1-10, how well do you receive constructive criticism?

     Well, I am a pretty sensitive gal, LOL!  It depends on who it is coming from!  Sometimes, I can be VERY sensitive, and other times VERY receptive!
5. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?

     Of course… gotta try everything at least once, right?
Bonus: What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a “friends with benefits” relationship? How about men?

Women:  30% can, 70% cannot

Men:  99.9% can, .1% cannot

Sorry guys, LOL!  You can always call and let me know if I am wrong, LOL!!!

Waiting on Game 1 of the World Series to start!!  I would be remiss if I didn’t mention sports in my post, so…. GO RAYS!!!  Enjoy the game!!!

I must say that in my few years of being a facilitator of sexual fantasies, my eyes have been opened (quite widely) and, forced me to learn about things that before entering the industry, I had never even heard of!

Without question, the tale of the boy who got off on breaking glass objects is at the top of the list of strangest fantasies.  I just don’t get to correlation between breaking glass and a hard cock?  Oh well, guess I never will? 

And then there’s the whole financial domination thing!  I wonder if, in these less than ideal economic times, all of the little princesses are still rolling in the dough?  I, for a short time, dabbled in this fantasy, but quite frankly was just never any good at it!  Yes, I still have the listing up on NiteFlirt… just in case, LOL!  I have never been one to ask anyone for anything, so I guess this is why I just cannot pretend I am a wallet draining, credit card maxing, present seeking princess!  Power to the girls that can pull this one off… I hear tale that there are a handful of very successful playmates.

Yes, I do have one little pantyboy who got off on the whole fantasy, but I suppose he has now moved on to another?  That’s okay though, I really don’t enjoy the whole ordeal… 

Then there is the cannabalism fantasy!  This one really kind of freaked me out at first!  What?  Me cooked and eaten?  I came to realize that this is PURELY fantasy and, that this is not a “Monkey see, monkey do” kind of fantasy!  From what I understand, it is quite the “honor” for a man to prepare, cook, and ultimately consume, intimately, every part of a woman’s body.  Quite the forbidden fruit, I’d say! 

I hate to say that I like the “run of the mill” fantasies, because I am always up for a good challenge.  It is my goal to facilitate the perfect fantasy for y’all!  I think my feedback is a fairly accurate indicator as to how successful I am in doing so, or maybe my callers are just happy to have gotten off and decided that since they came, I deserved five stars, LOL?

I have established a pretty solid base of panty boys and cuckolds!  These are truly fun calls for me!  And, they have to top out my list on “most requested”!  Sometimes, it really makes me wonder, however!   There is a lot of things that make you go HMMMMM in this business! 

Anyway, each and every call is a new experience and that is how I like to make it!   Hopefully, I’ve done my job…

L-

P.S.  I still cannot believe the RAYS blew a 7-0 lead last night!  Hopefully, tomorrow night they will take the league penant and move on to the World Series against the Phillies… THAT WOULD BE A FANTASY COME TRUE!!!

…still undecided as to whom you are voting for in the 2008 Presidential election, PLEASE watch this video… see WHO exactly is behind the economic mess We, the People, of the United States of America, are in today!