are just so sexy, dirty and nasty, aren’t they?

I wanted to post this little tid bit of information for all of you to study!  Yes, time to pull out the TRUTH on our Presidential candidates and decipher the dirty, nasty and downright ugly statistics!

Now, don’t get this naughty little red headed Vixen all upset by bombarding me with responses that I will not post… remember, this is MY blog and I can write whatever the FUCK I want to!  So, you can read and learn, or you can read and bitch and moan, so long as it isn’t to me!  Got it?  On that note, here we go, boys and girls!!!

Compare these points very carefully before you vote.  If you own a home, you will be especially hit hard!!  

1. Are you truly politically correct? Be honest.

    LOL, I think the post right under this one answers this question!  NO, I am not!  I voice my opinion(s) very openly!
2. Will you ever streak in public during rush hour?

     This is HIGHLY unlikely!  Actually, I have never even thought about it!!
3. Would you ever do something sexual in public (more than 20 people around)?

     SURE… why not?
4. Do you ever not have good table manners?

     No, I am always on my best behavior! 
5. Do you ever fantasize about a public sexual act? Describe.

     Oh boy… doesn’t everyone at one time or another?  There are so many, but anything sexual on the beach or in the park on a day with a light rain falling is just PERFECT!  
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever gone through a true sexual fantasy? Describe.

YES!   From the time I was in my early teens, I always fantasized about being with a girl and a guy sexually, of course!  It wasn’t until college that I actually got to experience this fantasy in real life… WOW!!!  I will just leave it at that!!

With many more to come, I hope!

And, boy does it STINK?

I know, many of my readers are staunch Democrats and that is certainly your RIGHT!  No pun intended, obviously, LOL!  But, I must say that this morning when I logged onto the computer and saw the headlines, I wasn’t a bit surprised!  Since I wasn’t privy to the “personal text message” sent out by Mr. Obama to all of his supporters, I had to rely on the AP to give me the “heads up”!

You know what I find so ironic about this ticket is this… not long ago, Mr. Biden said on ABC News, and I quote, “Obama is not ready to serve as President of the United States”.  Now, I have to really laugh my ass off!  This is B O’s now running mate… Huh, did I miss something?  Mr. Biden professes on national television that B O is not “ready”, but now he proudly stands beside him as his Veep running mate… I wonder what, in Biden’s eyes, all of the sudden made B O so “ready” to be President?  Or maybe, Biden “smells” the possibilities of his possibly getting the “post” that he couldn’t get on his own in the past, so has decided to take up the offer?  Who knows?

I will agree, B O couldn’t have made a better choice!  For all that B O lacks when it comes to International Affairs and foreign policy, Biden brings to the podium!  But, don’t forget this… while B O has spent countless hours chastising the Republicans and the Iraq War, his buddy, Mr. Biden, voted for this War… and is now one of its harshest critics! 

Oh, and one more thing, don’t forget what Mr. Biden told FOX News not that long ago, and again I quote, “I am not running for Vice President,” he said in a Fox interview. “I would not accept it if anyone offered it to me. The fact of the matter is I’d rather stay as chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee than be Vice President.”! 

Well, I guess that just goes to show that lying certainly has no boundaries and, staying on the LEFT side of the aisle is no guarantee that YOUR candidates are going to bring any truth to this campaign! 

I will end this post just as I started…

The B O ticket is official…and boy does it STINK!  One thing I am thankful for however, THERE WILL BE NO “HITLER” on the ticket… as in HILLARY CLINTON!  WOW, that thought was just VERY scary!  Thank you B O for not further polluting the waters in your quest for the White House! 

I hope all of you are well and enjoying your summer!  Fay has FINALLY decided to pack her bags and leave the coast of FL and for this I am very happy!  It has been a very ugly week here. 

Now, I wonder who McCain’s running mate will be?  Ridge?  Romney?  Or, that guy from Minnesota, what’s his name?  Personally, I like Joe Lieberman a lot!  But, I don’t think my chosen “RIGHTS” will go for that choice?  Whomever he chooses, they get my vote!!  And, that folks, is the TRUTH!

Have a happy day!

They come (cum) in all shapes and sizes.  Some buzz and humm, some don’t!  Some use batteries and some plug into the electrical outlet!  Some are soft and some are very hard!  Some are for you and, some are for me! 

SEX TOYS… a once unaccepted addition to the guy’s and girls sex life, sex toys for both of the sexes are motoring their way right into the depths of, well… any sweet and naughty little hole they want to!  Divine, aren’t they?

Used to be, a girl would marvel at the thought of just fingering a guy’s ass, but now days that finger just isn’t enough, LOL!  Hell no, we want to put toys in your ass… afterall, what do you put, or want to put, in ours?  Yep, your cocks!  And, if not your cocks, then a toy, right?  Yep!  So, what’s fair is fair… two can play in this sandbox, but you better be open-minded! 

I know, 99% of you guys will say, “no way, you’re not putting that in my ass”, but sooner than later, you will cum around!  I think your machoism or fear of being judged as gay or a homo stands in your way in the beginning, huh?  I see you sitting there reading this and saying, “yes, Lyndee, you are correct!”  Of course I am…

Find yourself a trusting and squeezably soft partner at first if you’ve never had the experience… there are lots of really cool toys on the market today… just waiting to be swooped off the shelves and taken home with you.  And, if shopping publicly for a new playmate is not your cup of tea, you can always visit sites like Adam and Eve, Edenfantasys, Theadulttoyshoppe, Xandria, or a host of others.  I am sure you will find a toy to FIT your every need somewhere…

I personally… well, I love toys!  Not to take the place of anyone’s hard stiff one, but to play with… preferably with my partner, because I just think that boys and toys go together like peanut butter and jelly!  And, they can be very tasty at times as well… wink-wink!! 

Don’t forget the lube… oh gosh, don’t forget the lube guys!  You don’t want to make that mistake… uh uh!  My personal suggestion is Liquid Silk… or, in a pinch, some AstroGlide will suffice!  AstroGlide, funny name,  huh?  Sometimes I get a bigger “kick” out of the names for toys and adult novelties than I do the goods themselves!! 

Let me give you some examples:

Lolli Poppers Anal Vibrator   (hmmm… never thought of putting a lollipop in my ass, or his for that matter!  Thought the lollipops were for the coochie?

Rude Boy   (WHY does he have to be RUDE?  Can’t he just be nice about going into that naughty little hole?  I don’t think I want a Rude Boy, and I don’t want one for YOU either, LOL!)

Long John Thrusting Vibrator  (sorry, but aren’t long john’s something  you wear in the winter?  Or, isn’t there a pastry named long john?  I get hungry when I hear about this toy!)

Red Devil Butt Plug  (I promise, honey, I don’t want to put anything with horns up your ass!  Ouch, that would just hurt!!  It doesn’t really have horns, but nonetheless, it just doesn’t sound nice!  But, it makes me laugh, regardless!)

Grape Jelly Bead Stick  (LOL, if this thing tastes like grape jelly, you can bet your ass, yes ass, I will be lapping this stick up!  I love grape jelly!  We will be fighting over this one…)

U Send Me Dual Vibrator  (WOW, what happened to “you make me see stars?”  What the hell does U Send Me Dual mean?  LOL, ummm… okay, I got it now!!)

Scorpion Stinger  (LOL, sorry… here again, this just sounds like a very mean toy!  I am sure it is very loving, but you know what they say… “it’s all in the name!”

I could go on and on about toys for boys… but, what I really wanted to try and get across in this post is….

IT’S OKAY TO PLAY WITH TOYS!

My personal toy chest is growing… LOL, I know, that sounded a little comical in itself!  And you know what is so fucking hot about girls getting toys?  Yep, when her lover picks them out for her… that is HOT!  I am so FUCKIN’ lucky!!!

I hope you all have a happy weekend… get out and do some shopping!  If not for yourself, then for the one you love!  And then, SHARE!  Remember, SHARING IS CARING…

This DELIGHT (ful) GOLDEN ROD girl is checking out… WOW, I LOVE YOU… and the toys, too!!

TMI Tuesday #146 – Romance Edition

1. What is your definition of romantic?

     Candlelight, soft music (DAS style), eye to eye, “pet names”, bearskin rug, fireplace, the beach at sunrise or sunset, the colors red and black, strategically placed love notes, unexpected phone calls, ”just because”, but most importantly, TIME!

2. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?

     Only with the one I LOVE…

3. Is your significant other romantic?

     Totally… no question!  They just don’t come any better!

4. Have you ever chastised a SO for not being romantic enough or too romantic?

     Yes, for not being romantic enough!  I don’t believe a man can be too romantic, just can’t; we women cannot get enough romance, LOL!  We should all be so lucky as to find a man who possesses the gift of being romantic and, it is a gift!

5. What do you consider a grand romantic gesture? Have you ever been the recipient or giver of one?

     It doesn’t have to be “grand” to make me happy!  Simplicity can hold the key to grand romance… those magical three words uttered with passion… While most would interpret grand as a monetary gesture, I am most happy with what comes from the heart with the utmost sincerity!

     I would like to think that my giving is anticipated and provides that “tingle” or “thump” that you just cannot describe!

6. If you have done something romantic to get laid, did it work? If not, why and how did that affect your romantic tendencies in the past.

     WOW… let’s just say, I am very romantic!!!!

7. What is the most romantic thing you have ever done? Had done for you?

     For now, writing… something that can only be understood by the two of us…  There is nothing like expressing your love and passion on paper,  so he can fold it up nicely and tuck it away in his wallet and pull it out on a rough day and remember all that WE are… Truly, Madly, Deeply…  MEMOREX… the “just because”…

     Done for me?  The making of a CD collection, telling OUR story!  And, who could EVER forget 9/14/07?  Every angle was used to make my special day the most special ever…  only one thing could have made it any better… and all I can say is, it is worth waiting for… absolutely!  Finding a way to spend time everyday… that’s SPECIAL!