So, what is your favorite sexual fantasy?  Perhaps, it is one of the one’s as reported to Reader’s Digest, LOL?  Here they are listed below:

Top sex fantasies

Men’s Top 5 sexual fantasies

• Threesomes with two women
• Watching wife with another man
• Anal sex
• Dress-up (school uniform, nurse, etc)
• Threesome with woman and man

Women’s Top 5 sexual fantasies

• Multiple partners
• Sex with another woman
• One-night stand
• Trying various sex toys
• S&M (with the woman typically the submissive partner)

I can attest to a couple of the men’s being very hot topics… however, I don’t see the man/man fantasy listed and that puzzles me as it is VERY popular, at least with a lot of my callers!  As I have said before, the man/man fantasy comprising probably 60% of my calls.  I know some of you men will find that shocking, but it is the cold hard facts…  maybe the reason it wasn’t listed is because, for the most part, men don’t feel comfortable talking about it with just anyone!  Thus, they call an anonymous party, such as myself, where they feel completely safe in discussing this taboo fantasy.

Anyway, I found both the male and females responses to be interesting!  However, I don’t really think that either group was being truly honest with their answers!  Surely, it gets better than those listed?

Oh well… have a super evening and Sunday… I will be around somewhere!  If you can’t find me, chances are I am hiding out somewhere… taking some “me” time, and of course tomorrow (Sunday) is always time with my family!

Toodles,

L-

…well, the cruise I gave away has come back to me.  Unfortunately, the one that I thought was so deserved isn’t going to be able to go, so now I am going to go… along with three girlfriends!  Two of the girls are pretty WILD and CRAZY, so who in the hay knows what might happen on this venture?  All I know is, within a matter of weeks, we will be CRUISIN’ on a very sweet vessel similar to this one… of course, I cannot let the pussy out of the bag on which ship I will be on!!!

Hmmmm…. sun, suds, slots, and repeat!! 

I have been on cruises in the past and really do enjoy them so, I am looking forward to the time away and just taking in the sites and sounds of the ocean!  Yes, I do love the ocean…

Anyway, enough about that!!

What’s going on in your world?  Any secrets that you want to share?  Any new fantasies?  How ’bout a new fetish?  An old fetish?  SEX, SEX, SEX… I know what you want to talk about… doesn’t matter who it’s with, or maybe it does?  Who knows?  Who cares?  Just call and let’s chit chat…  perhaps you just want to talk about the weather or my upcoming cruise? 

Sorry, no clues will be given until after I return, LOL… tease, deny, tease, deny… I know, I can be such a cruel bitch!  But hey, some of you like me that way, right?

Anyway, I had a call yesterday… the feedback intrigued me…  “Very intelligent call”  Hmmm… did he, or you, expect anything less?  LOL, sorry… but yes, I do possess above average intelligence… now if that doesn’t grab ya right in the cock and balls, what will?

Have a great weekend everyone… hope to hear from ya!

L-

…hang onto your favorite toy, because my new friend, Mistress Rayne is about to take  you on the domination ride of your life!  Equipped with all of the “right stuff”, with brains and looks to “boot”, you are in for a special treat!  Crop, in hand, as you lay restrained in Her very tight cuffs, BEWARE, She is the REAL DEAL! 

Mistress Rayne IS NOT for the tender hearted!  She will eat you up and spit you out… and, you will THANK Her!  You will obey Her every command, as She puts you through the mind rattling wringer.  And, you will THANK Her!  She will make a spectacle of you, and again, you will THANK Her!  She will spank you until you are in tears and cocksucker red, you will THANK Her again and again!  She will bind your cock and balls and, you will THANK Her!

The lovely Mistress Rayne can be found on NiteFlirt, although She is leaving tomorrow for a very much deserved vacation for a week.  So, my advice to all of you liitle “subbies”, cocksuckers, sissies and, whimps, is that you either call Her today, or certainly upon her return!  Got it?

Visit her web site at www.raynesrealm.com (just click the link) or, find her on Niteflirt… http://www.niteflirt.com/Mistress+Rayne%2DThe+Institute (just click the link)…

Shew…. I’m glad She likes me, because by talking to her and checking out her sites and NiteFlirt pages, She is a force to be reckoned with! 

Tell Her Lyndee sent you, but don’t you dare come crying to me after She hogties your worthless ass! 

Enjoy!

According to top Sex Researchers, there are seven types of sex!  Sorry, I cannot resist sharing them with you…  my only question is, why isn’t phone sex listed?

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say “screw you.”

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th
kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
Thanks to my good friend, CatCat for sharing these with me, so that I could share them with you and, then you could share them with others!!

…there would be days like today! 

Yes, I know, I have been neglecting my blog once again!  I am really trying guys… trust me!  So much has been going on in my personal life lately, but we don’t want to talk about that stuff! 

Anyway, I won a cruise this past week!  YIPPEE… AWESOME, eh?  I thought about going, but have plans to take a vacation in August, so I gave the cruise to a very deserving couple!  It is an all expense paid cruise with an ocean view… very nice getaway… The couple I gave it to, the wife has multiple sclerosis and I decided that she was deserved of a nice getaway at no expense to her and her husband.  So, I do hope that they enjoy themselves… always like to do good things for nice people.  I am not just tooting my own horn, but I sincerely felt that since I already have a vacation planned just a few weeks after, that giving the cruise to someone that couldn’t afford to treat themselves to one, would be the appropriate thing to do!  So, Bon Voyage, Chris and Darcy!

My real work has been super crazy lately!  This has been taking a lot of my time as well.  Some weeks are better than others!  In the healthcare industry, things are always changing, so this keeps me on my toes!

I know, over the past few months, I have been hard to find on NiteFlirt, but I am trying to make myself available more now.   I am away for a week or two, three or four, come back to slews of emails as to my whereabouts and what’s happening… I appreciate all of  your concerns, but quite honestly… and as I have said so many times, friends, family, and my personal life always comes before the phones.  Ya cannot knock a girl for having her priorities straight, can ya?  Thanks for  your understanding….

I am still involved with all of my sports, just haven’t talked about them much!   I am in fantasy NASCAR and baseball… kicking ass in both!  Leading my league in NASCAR, which pisses the guys off, but hey… I am the NASCAR Diva!  Doing great in baseball as well… I have a teammate and between the two of us, we are kicking the competitions asses…  I was sooooooooo happy to see the Celtics slam the Lakers!  I cannot stand Kobe Bryant…  and I am a Red Sox and Celtics fan, so it made me very happy!! 

It is raining and very ugly outside today, thus my being stuck inside instead of laying out in the sun.  Kinda like how my day has gone… started out awesome and as the day has progressed… well, let’s just say, “Mama said there would be days!”  How right she was…

So, on that note, here’s hoping y’all are having a fucking blast today…. and I hope to hear from ya soon!

Over and out,

Lyndee

…on the internet for the past half hour or so!  I decided I wanted to know what the most “googled” words or phrases are!  Much to my dismay, “money” ranked #1… yes, and not so surprisingly “sex” was ranked the second most googled word!  Geeze, I thought for sure that it would have been reversed!  I guess money is more important to some, or a whole lot, over sex?  Hmmmmm….

So, also in the top ten are the words “I”, “it”. “Attorney”, “is”, “kama sutra” and “Victoria’s Secret”!  Haha, I think that is funny…  And, ranking right up there is “gay porn” … this one doesn’t shock me, however! 

I guess “phone sex” isn’t as popular as I thought it would be…

So, along with stocks, myspace, wikipedia and mininova, lays war sucks and Bush sucks as other top popular searches! 

Things that make you go Hmmmm? 

I hope y’all are having fun googling… which brings me to this question.  Why would people go onto Google and google the word google?  I suppose there’s a reason… kinda like people googling www.lusciouslyndeelovesphone.com , I guess?

PEACE!

P.S.  According to Reuters, Obama holds a very slim 2% margin lead over John McCain!  Two of the most recent additions to the list of most googled phrases, LOL!!!

1. What’s your favorite color of lingerie?

BLACK, of course!!!
2. Do you have a porn collection?

Doesn’t everyone?  LOL, I thought this was a staple in any adult household!
3. Do you have any fetishes?

Ummmm…. not really! 
4. What is your favorite place to have sex?

Ha… outside in the pouring rain! 
5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you?

Easy does it, partner! 

Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you’ve had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel?

Well, I am not quite sure!  What do you think?  I would venture to say, probably…. above average!  Weren’t we all sluts back in the day?  But now, I just want one… forever and ever, Amen!  

Seems there is a new airline flying the blue skies, appropriately named Derrie-Air!  That’s right, laugh my ass off… and, I can fly cheaper!!  At a time when gas prices are approaching an all time high, the airlines, too, are having to pass along the ass slapping.  So, step on the scales and weigh in!  At just $1.65 per pound, you too, can fly from Philly to Miami… One thing for certain, I am sure you won’t be bothered by those passengers that seem to always find their way into your seat, uninvited!!

Anyway, those in the Philadelphia area opened their newspapers this morning to the ads for this new airline… and  yes, it was a joke!  Myself, I think it is pretty funny, so decided to share!!

I hope ya’ll are having a nice weekend… talk to ya soon!

L-