I trust that none of you burnt the dogs or burgers yesterday, and that you had tons of fun at whatever it is that you did!

I had a great day!  I, as is the custom, spent the day with family.  We had a cookout, or barbeque, depending on what part of the country you’re from… a lot of fun was had by all!  Lots of sun and swimming… what started out as a very overcast and potentially ugly day, turned to bright sun-shiny skies by noon, so we were very thankful.

I have been back on the Niteflirt scene since Friday, after about 5 weeks absence, and I must say… it is nice to know that my loyal regulars haven’t forgotten me, and a few new ones found me!  So, thanks to all of ya for your calls… I have come to the conclusion that cuckolding is definitely on the rise, aboslutely no pun intended!!

Okay… I haven’t participated in the TMI Tuesday in several weeks, so I thought I would give it a whirl today!  I know how all of you just love to learn more about the LUSCIOUS one… LOL!  So, here we go…

TMI Tuesday #136

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.

     Ummm…. “I just think that it’s time we go our separate ways!” 
2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.

     I would probably donate the money to charity!  There is really nothing that I need or want, materially speaking, so my $1ok would be split between Save The Children and St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.
3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.

     SEE #2…
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you’d be ____________?

     LOL, SHOCKED!  And then, of course, full of questions!
5. What sounds to you make during sex.

     None, absolutely none…LOL!!!  I am the quietest person in the world when it comes to sex… Now really, where in the hell do these questions come from?  I mean, I guess I could say… oh, never mind!

Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story.

 Thank goodness this is optional!  I would rather not dwell on the past, but look forward to a bright and promising future!  Some things are just better left… compartmentalized for good!

Here’s a little something for all of the females, and I use this term very loosely here, seeing as most of my callers these days are…. well, let’s just say, gender challenged, LOL… just joking ya!  Anyway, I received this email today, and although we are well into 2008, I wanted to share!

Tips for the ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every color. (My personal favorite!  Can we add handbags?)

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of
tequila.

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. ? (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and
deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just
your personality.

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes
you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then
mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else’s
ex-boyfriend!

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a
hangover, or just suffering from work, that might need a reason to
smile!

So, there you have it!!!  I hope all of ya are doing well, and that you have a super night…  I will be back tomorrow!!!

Lyndee

That have unselfishly given their lives, and for those that continue to protect and defend our freedoms.  Remember those that have lost their lives so that we might live and continue to enjoy all that life has to offer.

Be safe and enjoy your Memorial Day!

I am soooooo very sorry that someone’s panties have gotten in a bunch because I chose to block them from reading my blog…  LOL, there really isn’t that much going on here lately…. “spoofing” is a glorious thing, however!  I am glad to hear that you got the help you needed in figuring that one out!  Is my blog really that important to you, LOL?

Hoping you have recovered from your injuries, chickie!

x,

Lyndee

P.S.  I realize that 99.9% of you will not understand this post.  However, I just think it is so very “childish” when one of my own makes a comment on a public forum about the fact that I blocked her from my blog… talk about starting the “drama”?  But, then again, I am sure that is why the particular thread was removed, right?   Like was said, “if ya don’t like me, why come here?”  There is no ill will on my part… it has been almost a year for cryin’ out loud… GET OVER IT!!!

Anyway, this is my blog and I can talk about whatever the hell I want to, right? 

Cowabunga… after almost a month, I am back in the saddle!  Yepper, I am back and ready to fulfill all of  your naughty sexual desires!  Of course, do not forget the golden rule!

So, all of you little panty boys, sluts and cuckolds that have been going crazy without me over the past month… let’s get busy!  Get yourself all dolled up and ready for some action… be prepared to sit in your proper place, mouth closed, and just watch… unless of course, and you know I always do, find something BETTER for you to do!!

And, for those of you with your many secrets, do call and share!  It isn’t nice to keep deep secrets from Lyndee, is it? 

Anyway, hoping you are having a stupendous day…. I will be on until around 12:30 this afternoon, at which time I must go for my 6 month dental cleaning appointment, followed by a trip to the gym for a massage… and then, tonight out with the girls for a bit!! 

Hope to hear from you soon!!!

L-

According to LiveScience Staff, below are the: 

 Top 50 reasons MEN have sex:

1. I was attracted to the person.

2. It feels good.

3. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure.

4. It’s fun.

5. I wanted to show my affection to the person.

6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release.

7. I was “horny.”

8. I wanted to express my love for the person.

9. I wanted to achieve an orgasm.

10. I wanted to please my partner.

11. The person’s physical appearance turned me on.

12. I wanted the pure pleasure.

13. I was “in the heat of the moment.”

14. I desired emotional closeness (i.e., intimacy).

15. It’s exciting, adventurous.

16. The person had a desirable body.

17. I realized I was in love.

18. The person had an attractive face.

19. The person really desired me.

20. I wanted the adventure/excitement.

21. I wanted to feel connected to the person.

22. I wanted the experience.

23. It was a romantic setting.

24. The person caressed me.

25. The person made me feel sexy.

26. It seemed like the natural next step in my relationship.

27. I wanted to increase the emotional bond by having sex

28. I wanted to keep my partner satisfied.

29. The opportunity presented itself.

30. It just happened.

31. I wanted to intensify my relationship.

32. I wanted to try out new sexual techniques or positions.

33. My hormones were out of control.

34. The person was too “hot” (sexy) to resist.

35. I was curious about my sexual abilities.

36. I wanted to improve my sexual skills.

37. I wanted to become one with another person.

38. I saw the person naked and could not resist.

39. The person was a good kisser.

40. I wanted to feel loved.

41. I wanted to celebrate a birthday or anniversary or special occasion.

42. The person was too physically attractive to resist.

43. It was a special occasion.

44. I hadn’t had sex for a while.

45. The person had beautiful eyes.

46. I wanted to communicate at a “deeper” level.

47. I wanted to experiment with new experiences.

48. The person was intelligent.

49. I wanted to keep my partner happy.

50. I  was curious about what the person was like in bed.

I must admit, I am more than a little surprised at the ranking of some!!