…when I kinda disappear for awhile?  Well, for very good reason, folks.  I know, I haven’t been available on the phones, and I haven’t been keeping up with my site here for about a week…and for this I apologize.  However, as I have said in the past, family and friends in need will always be my priority.  And, so is the case over the past week or so.

I am not sure when I will be able to return to the phones!  You may catch me on and off… I am sorry I cannot give you a concrete schedule as of right now.  I do, however, appreciate your emails inquiring and wishing me well.  Truth is, I am fine!  Well, kinda-sorta!  I don’t like to make my personal business part of my business, so we will just leave it at that for now!

In any event, I hope that y’all are well and living each and every day to its fullest!   For we just never ever know what is lurking in the night…

Until we speak again… take care!

L-

1. Did you have to pay or did you get money back?

PAY… oh, I guess I will get $600 bucks back sometime this year; a little gift from  Uncle Sam… but, he got a great deal more than that from me today!
2. What was your biggest financial mistake?

Charging over 5k in furniture for a “friend” as a favor, and never getting 1/5 of the money back…
3. Are you a screamer?

NOPE…
4. What part of your body, other than your genitals, do you love to have touched? What part of a partner’s body, other than their genitals, do you love to touch?

Mine… I just hate having my genitals touched, so anywhere other than there is okay with me…LOL!!!! 

Him… he knows…. between the tummy and the neck!  Everywhere… head to toes!
5. What [edit: 12:30] commercial catch phrase best describes your life?

“Make it work!”  (From Project Runway)

Bonus (as in optional): What was the last thing you took without permission? What was the last thing taken from you without your permission?

I took without permission?  That would be stealing and I don’t steal.

Taken from me without permission?  I dunno….guess I’d better do an inventory?

Have a serendipity kind of day everyone!

L-
 

I think that I (and MOST PSO’s) deserve an Honorary D.D.S. degree!  For those of you not familiar with what a D.D.S. is, it signifies a Doctor of Dental Surgery!  Hmmm…you say?  What the hell are you talking about, Lyndee?  What is the correlation between being a PSO and a Dentist?  Well, sit back, I am going to explain to you why I think I deserve an Honorary D.D.S. degree!  I mean afterall, many famous people get Honorary Doctorates having never attended one class associated with the degree, right?

I have spoken on this subject MANY times in the past, and here it comes again!  Why do I think I deserve the degree?  Quite honestly, because some of my calls lately have resembled “pulling teeth” to either A) get the client to talk, B) if the client does talk, other than a polite “hi”, getting client to express his interest can be a job, or C) if client does express his interest and I begin to facilitate, getting any other kind of verbal interaction from client can prove to be like a surgical procedure!  I feel, at times, that I am extracting teeth, one by one, until I get to the root of their fantasy.

This, my friends, is very frustrating.  As frustrating as it is for you, the client, think about me (or any other PSO) and how difficult it is for me to facilitate your fantasy when I have very little or nothing to go on!  As I have mentioned before, I am not a psychic.  I am not sitting perched on your gray matter cognizant of what your brain is thinking… nor do I want to be, as I am a bit claustrophobic!  And, being confined to the walls of your skull, believe it or not, doesn’t excite me in the least.

I realize some of  you are shy!  I realize some of you may have a problem conveying your fantasy for fear of being judged.  REMINDER:  I do not pass judgment, not my job!  However, as I have said before and it bears repeating, I will not do any fantasy that I am uncomfortable with or that goes against NiteFlirt’s Terms of Service.  Yes, I realize some PSO’s break through the Terms of Service and have no problem talking about minor age children, rape, golden showers, playing Mommy, etc… but, this girl doesn’t play those games!  You’ll find me in the sandbox where the “good girls”, that follow the rules, hang out! 

Another reminder… Lyndee DOES NOT engage in phone sex with clients.  Nor, do I “pretend” that I am.  I am here to facilitate YOUR fantasy, not mine!  As I have mentioned on numerous occasions and have documented on my NiteFlirt pages, I am not a “moaner and groaner” of the industry.  Period.

I can promise you however, that when you do call me, I am not doing dishes, cooking dinner, painting my nails or walking the dog.  I give you 100% of my attention, an open mind, a creative mind and, all of the things that go along with a girl possessing above average intelligence. 

I really don’t want to pull teeth, although I can be a Maxillofacial Surgeon and reconstruct your face… hey, whatever tickles your fancy! 

In summary, all I ask of my clients is for you to communicate your fantasy.  If you don’t feel like you can verbally share it with me, you can always email it to me prior to our call; I have several clients that do this.  Some clients have very specific fantasies and want very specific props… I can do this, no problemo!  But, if I get a caller and I feel like I am roleplaying a Dentist, I would rather you save your money!  Let’s face it… I charge $1.99/min. and if I have to spend your valuable money and get nowhere… this only puts a bad taste in your mouth… and, there is nothing worse than halitosis!  But, when I get that Honorary D.D.S., I’ll be able to take care of that for you!

Hoping y’all have a happy day…

L-

An awesome charitable event… beginning tonight at 7:30pm on FOX!  Call and make your pledge!  I did it last year as did some of my readers, so I urge you to do the same!

About the cause:

On Wednesday April 9th, starting at 7:30/6:30c, FOX, AMERICAN IDOL and the Idol Gives Back Foundation present a second installment of the popular TV event to help children and young people in extreme poverty here at home in the U.S. and around the world.

Idol Gives Back raises awareness and funds to benefit the following six charities in 2008:
The Children’s Defense Fund, Children’s Health Fund, The Global Fund, Make It Right, Malaria No More, Save the Children. These charitable organizations have a proven track record of making a positive impact through responsible giving.

About the Foundation:

Idol Gives Back Foundation is a new not-for-profit organization established by the producers of American Idol and FOX to raise money and awareness for children and families living in poverty and at risk in the U.S. and abroad. Idol Gives Back Foundation is harnessing American Idol’s ability to capture America’s hearts and the power of entertainment to benefit some of the poorest and most vulnerable people in the world.

You can donate by visiting www.americanidol.com or by tuning in tonight and callin in!  As I did last year, I challenge all of my readers to a pledge, if it’s only a couple of bucks!  One of my favorite charities, that I am personally involved with, Save The Children, is one of the beneficiaries… so please, let’s make the world a better place for our little guys and girls…

Call and pledge NOW… 1-877-IDOL-AID

Thanks and have a great day!

L-

1. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, who are you (more) mad at?  They would both feel my wrath!  I would be more upset with my boyfriend, however.  Or, would I?  Yeah, I would…. my best friend wouldn’t do that to me, no way!  And, I would be very upset that if my boyfriend was in search of something that I wasn’t giving him, he wasn’t just honest with me about it. 
2. Is there something someone could say to you that would cross a boundary of not being able to take back or forgive them?   I am a pretty forgiving person.  But, it depends on what was said, and how much that person means to me.  Chances are however, I would forgive.
3. What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest?  EYES have it HANDS down… and, one that is a secret!
4. Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery to have the perfect body?  Is there a “perfect” body?  I am up in the air on this one!
5. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?  Of course!  My mama is of the same sex, LOL!!!

Bonus (as in optional):  If you were going to have a one night stand, who would you rather it be with- an ex or someone totally random you just met.   An ex is an ex for a reason.  I am not sure I could go back to him for purely sex, for the simple fact that there would be too many feelings that have been put to rest that would pop back up!  I am not a one night-stander type either; or sleeping with random guys!   So, I guess that means I have a one night stand with myself!!!

Have a great Tuesday night!  And, how ’bout those “Rock Chalk Jayhawks”?  Yes, WE won in our fantasy league… WE are the CHAMPIONS! 

Man, a week and no posts from me?  Has it really been that long?  Shame, shame, shame on me…

I apologize to all of my fans *wink*, but this past week has just been jam packed with all sorts of stuff!  Stuff… cannot really pin it down, but just been busy with work and (sssshhhhhh…..sports) stuff!

So, I present myself today, in a self proclaimed lazy mood and just wanting to put the stuff on the back burner for a day!   Sometimes the stuff just has a way of taking you over, literally.  You end up tripping over the stuff, pondering the stuff and, ultimately just stuffing the stuff!  Putting the stuff away for another day… shelving the stuff, as I like to say!  Because, the truth of the matter is, stuff is a hinderance, and I have more important things to THINK about than the menial stuff!

Okay… enough of that stuff!!!

So, as I mentioned, a lot of sports!  I have been all “balled” up in March Madness; in a pool and a fantasy league… so much fantasy in my life!  Like the NASCAR fantasy league and the baseball fantasy league… I suppose I should have gotten into the golf fantasy league as well.  Oh well, one can only take so much fantasy… ya gotta bring some reality into the picture, don’tcha know?  Yes, I am chanting the “Rock Chalk Jayhawk” chant this Monday afternoon, in hopes that the team from Kansas can “out shoot” the boys of Memphis!  Hmmmm…..

I had an incredibly AWESOME weekend… spent tons and tons of time with a loved one, but is there really enough time?  Nope, I don’t think there is… NEVER!  We played some great games, i.e. Catch Phrase, Loaded Questions and, well… the always enjoyable movie game… WOW, what a jam packed weekend… wouldn’t have traded it for anything in the world… NOTHING!  Well, let me take that back.  I would have traded it for one thing… a walk in the park.  But, for now, I will simply revert back to reminiscing…

What a beautiful place…

I hope all of ya are having a stupendous Monday… and, I will be back to catch up soon…

Stuffing the stuff for now,

L-

1. How are your March Madness picks doing? or What is your favorite event?

I have 3 brackets going… two, I am in partners with; you could say we are a team in this venture!  On one, we aren’t doing too badly, on the other we still have a chance to win.  On my own, I lost out with the Hoyas early, had them going to the finals! I really need Memphis to do well for me now!!  But, overall… I am happy with my/our performance!!!
2. What is the best April Fool’s joke – EVER?

Oh boy… I can be such the practical joker!  Hmmm, EVER?  Let me think…
3. Valentine’s Day – bogus holiday or romantic holiday?

ROMANTIC, for absolute certain!!!  Of course, when you are in love, every day is Valentine’s Day!  It’s not about the gifts, but the love, romance and intimacy!!
4. If you made any New Year’s Resolutions have you broken them yet? or What have you done lately to make yourself a better person?

Nope, I haven’t broken it!  Make me a better person?  How do  you improve upon perfection? 

5. If you believe in ‘regret’, what is your biggest regret? If you don’t believe in ‘regret’, what do you call ‘errors in judgment’ or ‘missed opportunities’ in your philosophy of life?

Regrets, I have a few!  The biggest would be me not trusting my “gut”!

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about four things about yourself, one of which isn’t true.

1.  I love rutabagas.

2.  I am a Phone Sex Operator, wanting to go into  retirement soon.

3.  I love sports!

4.  I would rather be somewhere else right now… on an exotic island perhaps!  Of course, with the one that means the most to me!  Actually, anywhere with the one that means the most to me would be more like it! 

Hope y’all have a great Tuesday!!!

L-