I am supposed to have my stuff ready for Lynn by 7pm, and I have a lot to do here.  But, I wanted to stop by and say howdy!  It’s been an incredibly busy day… not just the phones, but trying to do a million things at once here… end of the month is tomorrow…lots of work to do!

So, last night… I just finished writing about a few fetishes and along comes a call.  The guy tells me that he has just read my blog… NICE, I like hearing that!!  He thought by reading my feedback and some of my older entries that I could handle his fantasy, which I did!   Yes, he called sporting the purple satin boy shorts stolen from the MILF across the street…. SHAME, I say!   Anyway, he got a good fucking for being a panty thief, while his wife was out of town!  We’ll see if he tells his wife the truth upon her return…  And, he says I am naughty for giving him a good ass fucking in the bed he fucks his wife in?  Ha, you know the old saying… “Don’t start what you cannot finish~!”  In the end, I finished him right off… Gawd, I love strap-on play!!

Okay… so, it’s Leap Year, girls!  Get out and make those proposals… you got one more day!!  LOL, sorry I had to get that one in….

Alright, I hope y’all have a great night…. I have to get busy here before Lynn comes at me with…. ummmm…. Gawd knows what?

PEACE!

Calm down, I know!  I haven’t been the best little blogger lately!  As I have said before, sometimes you just have to take a break… and, rather than come here and ramble silly nothings in your ear, I just decided to not write at all…. not that I have a whole lot of exciting things to write about tonight, LOL!!!

The biggest news is…. my web site is going to be going through a major revamping here pretty quick!  I don’t know about you but, the strawberries and cream have seen their day!  It has been about a year now and I am ready for a change!  So, Lynn…. bless her little heart will be hard at work here soon… as usual, she is waiting on me!!  And, I hate to keep her waiting because she is a VERY busy designer and her time is very valuable.  I have promised her that by tomorrow evening, I will have all of my fucks, I mean ducks, in a row and then we can proceed!  Just follow me…. and, walk this way!

It is cold here tonight… in the 30′s as a matter of fact!  Ummmm, this is the end of February…. not supposed to see these kinds of temps here this time of year!  Getting ready to get comfy under my favorite down comforter and get cozy and warm and, well…. who knows what will be going on under there?  Such a tease, yes I am!  You all know it, too!  And, accept it, that is the joy of it all.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to play… but, taking your fantasies and “running away” with them is what I enjoy most!  Reminder… not a moaner and groaner… not over here pleasuring the pussy while we are talking… facilitation, boys!  I know, but sometimes I just have to remind you guys… especially the ones I have never spoken to.  Okay, off of this soapbox!

I must say, the fuck sluts and panty boys have been out in full force!  The panty snatchers… on the loose!  Something about jerking off while wearing a pair of panties just sends some of you over the edge… careful, don’t fall off the bed! 

So, I got into this conversation with a 100% hetero male (I think, anyway) and we were talking about how the #1 fantasy with men these days seems to be of them sucking another guys cock.  Hmmm…. he told me that any guy that has never thought about this is lying!  Is that really true?  I mean, I do get tons of calls for this particular fantasy… things that make you go HMMMMM!!!! 

Running a very close second, is wanting to watch your wife or girlfriend getting fucked by another man!  Now this one I understand a little more… WHOA, I WOULD NOT want to see my boyfriend or husband fucking another woman… NOT, just ain’t happening… but, you guys just want to sit back and jerk off while seeing your woman getting sexually pleasured by another man…. WOW, very interesting!  I am just too much of the loyalist and possessive type to give that one a thought….

And, what’s up with all of the boys craving spankings these days?  Have you truly been that bad?  Well, I guess you have been, because that is what I am hearing!  Begging for those bare bottom spankings… okay, I admit, I like a little spanking action myself…. not tooooooo hard, however!  I think they call them a step or two above “love taps”?

Are all of you guys secretly in love with your female bosses and co-workers?  Shazaaaam…. seems there is a lot of inter-office fucking going on!  I will be sending out a Memo on this one…

Is the girl next door really masturbating for you in the window?  Awe, and you are reciprocating, how nice, LOL!  Fuck that, one of you make the move and go over… get some real one on one action going on!  I mean, come on… I understand the whole tease and denial (pretty damn good at it myself) but, give it up already!  That poor girl has been watching you for years now… give her a taste of that cock!  Don’t be so selfish….

So, welcome to the world of sexual fantasy… Hi, I am Lyndee, your Facilitator!!!

Happy trails….  hope to hear from ya soon!!!!

PEACE

1. What can you consider as the greatest thing you’ve ever done for/ to yourself?

Allowed myself to love unconditionally, and to forgive.
2. What/ Which part of your life you think you could have done better and why?

Oh boy…. if I could only go back a week!!!!  No explanations will be given here nor on the phones…. I know, such a tease!!!
3. Do you have that one person whom you consider to be the wind beneath your wings?

Absolutely…. more than one…. about 3!
4. Tell us about your longest relationship.

7 years… engaged for 3 of the 7…
5. In a relationship, when do you get to that point of enough is enough?

When I feel that I have exhausted all efforts in every capacity.  When I know that neither one of us is happy and our relationship is affecting our daily lives in a negative manner, it is time to hang up the towel!  If I have an inkling of hope, want and desire, I will give a million percent. But, if the give is not equal… DONE.

Bonus (as in optional):What is that one intimate moment with someone you miss so much and what are you willing to risk to have another moment of it.

Damn, y’all get personal, LOL!!!  I will just say, there is one…. I miss it, BADLY… Anywhere to use a semi-colon here?

1. Which one turns you on more Ink or piercing? Why?

Ummmm, neither really!!!  However, belly button piercing on chicks are HOT….
2. What ink do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?

ZIP!  NADDA!  ZERO!  If I did get one, it would be a sunset in the small of my back or perhaps a yellow rose with red tinting!
3. What piercing do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?

Just ears!!!  Two holes in each ear…
4. Any other adornments you like to do for your lover or have then do for you?

Ummmm, I really cannot think of any!
5. Of all of the above is there anything that is an immediate Turn-Off?

YES!  Subtle tats are cool (but, only one or two!), so long as they are not visible when dressed!  Definitely not into bodies covered in tats… nor piercings on the face, like through the eyebrows or nose!  If you are of a culture and a little jewel is pierced on the side of the nose, that is okay… now, about nipples, cocks and clits…LOL!!!!

Bonus (as in optional): If money/work place rules/your life/whatever what ALL would you do to your body in the name of sexual or just general adornment?

Well, this would be a mutual decision between myself and my partner… I am not exactly sure!!!

Now, I must admit I took Sunday and 23 hours of Monday off… just signing on now for a few hours!  I will be scarce until Sunday, as I have a friend coming in town tonight until late Sunday! 

Sunday was AWESOME!!!  Had a blast… I was surrounded by almost 300,000 other people, and the show was SPECTACULAR!!!  Has anyone guessed where I went yet?  LOL, I ain’t tellin’!  But, in any event, I had a great time and even came out a winner myself!  LOL… keep guessing!!

I hope y’all have a great rest of the week, and I will be on and off at weird times, so perhaps we’ll catch up soon!!!

PEACE

Today is a really BIG day, and for once it doesn’t involve your ass, literally!  No seducing with my strap-on, no dress up, no glori-holes,no panty stories, no cuckolding and, none of the I’m into “everything” being whispered into my ear!  No classes today, no barely audible responses to my demands, no hangups, and no requests of you wanting me to play with my pussy, when y’all already know that is not what I am about!

Today is all about ME!  Today is all about MY ass and what gets my motor revvin’!  Today is all about ME giving myself a hard on!  Today is all about ME and what gets MY pussy wet!  Today is all about ME giving it to those in my life off of the phones a lesson in strap IN play!  Today is all about ME going around in circles with myself and giving up control!  Today is all about ME, and being into everything going on around me!  Okay, ya got my draft, I mean drift, right?

 Ya know, sometimes I have to take those ME days to maintain my sanity… and yes, sanity is sometimes put on the brinks in this industry.   When this feeling introduces itself, it is best to get as far away from the phone sex phone as possible!   When my phone starts ringing like a bull horn and lighting up red, it is time to take a step back and let it (okay, me) rest awhile, if even for a day.

So, while I am out enjoying my day, I’d very much appreciate your saying to yourself… “Lyndee really deserves this day off, and today my cock will take the backhand, I mean backseat, to her needs”… Or, if you truly cannot wait and absolutely feel the need to shop around, go ahead and do so.  I KNOW you’ll find someone on NiteFlirt that can take my place for a day… for a day, I said!!

So, enjoy yourself… as I assure you I will be enjoying myself… and, I will think of each and everyone of ya while I am out taking in the warm and fresh air this day is going to offer… as well as other things.  I just want one thing today.  Okay, I want SIX!  Kinda goes like this… 1-2-3-4-5-6! 

I assure you that if this happens, I will have had a very good day, probably AWESOME!!!

I know, don’tcha just hate these postings with hidden meanings?  Gotta do something to keep ya on your toes!

One day, I said!

L-

What a day…..  hoping you all were pleasingly surprised with your Valentine gifts!!!  Hopefully, you got something like this!!!!

P.S.  Enough of the “spoofing” already, LOL!!!

….by cute little Cupid’s arrow is always a bad thing, is it?

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

TMI Tuesday #122

1. what’s the sexiest gesture a person you are sexually interested can make?

A wink followed by the tip of their tongue slowly rounding their lips!
2. what are 3 inevitable things about you?

1.  I give everything 110%, 2.  I speak my mind, and 3.  I will get over it!
3. how many types of orgasms have you experienced?

Four, do I need to itemize?
4. what asset do you have besides the physical and the material?

A great sense of humor… do I have to stop at one?  *Why wasn’t it assets?*
5. what do you want . . . . now?

The same thing I have wanted for a few months now…. an answer to WHY?

KK, guess I am done!!!

PEACE!

I know, several days and no entry!  Sorry, I just haven’t been in the mood to write… anything!  Let alone a sexual or enticing story… just gotta be in the mood to do that, don’tcha know?

So anyway, over the past several days, I have done a few fun things, visited with my best friend who is on the road to recovery from surgery, visited with family members, watched some sports, did some work, cleaned house, went to the gym and, just stuff!  Tomorrow, I go for a much needed massage and to visit with someone about going into REHAB… (just kidding, of course!)

I am just in utter shock that Amy Winehouse’s song REHAB won Song of the Year last night at the Grammy’s!!!  I mean, she has a great bluesy sounding voice, but the song certainly didn’t deserve that award, or the three others it won… just my opinion!!  This chick is a trainwreck… alcoholic and crack addict…  I understand she has actually entered Rehab and I certainly wish her the best of luck.  I do believe people would take her a lot more seriously and give her more credit if she got off the drugs and alcohol.   I know I would!

Onto another note… how about that Bud ShootOut Saturday night?  Man oh man, what a race… and, of course, my very favorite Dale, Jr. WINNING!  I was sooooo happy for him I could hardly stand myself!  It was awesome seeing him back in Victory Lane after almost two  years….  I watched some of the Pro Bowl, but got bored with it….

And, I have really been enjoying watching Dance Wars, American Idol and Celebrity Apprentice!

In between all of the above, I have been taking calls here and there on Nite Flirt… sometimes it is funny how you go on “runs” with fantasies!  Kind of like in the medical field when we used to kid about a certain surgeon in my town… one week it was gallbladders, the next appendix… and, so on…  Well, as of late, cuckolding is the name of the game!  You want it, you got it!!

Just in case I don’t make it here tomorrow, I want to wish Will from Bottom’s Up (you can click on his link in my sidebar) a very Happy Birthday!  And, I hope you are feeling better!!  Have the best birthday ever, my friend!!    So Will, here’s to another year….

Dang, I forgot again… sometimes things are just out of my control!  I have been trying so hard to keep things under control on all of my websites and taking calls on NiteFlirt… as well as other stuff!  Anyway, a day or two late is better than never, right?  

TMI Tuesday #121

1. By what nickname(s) were you known as a child?

Peanut, and one that I cannot mention!  Sorry!!
2. Do you have a favorite poem and, if so, what is it? Recite it (or a snippet) here, please.

Man, this is a difficult one!  I have so many favorite poems… some of which I have posted right here in this blog… I love Dorothy Parker and Emily Dickenson.  I really love Alfred Tennyson, Pablo Neruda and e.e. Cummings… the list goes on!  Okay, am going to post three of my favorites….

Wild Nights–Wild Nights!

By Emily DickensonWild nights–wild nights!
Were I with thee
Wild nights should be
our luxury!

And,

i carry your heart with me                                      
by e. e. cummings

i carry your heart with me (i carry it in
my heart) i am never without it (anywhere
i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)
                                    i fear
no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want
no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

Cannot help it, one more….

Naked
~by Pablo Neruda

Naked, you are simple as a hand,
smooth, earthy, small…transparent, round.
You have moon lines and apple paths;
Naked, you are slender as the wheat.

Naked, Cuban blue midnight is your color,
Naked, I trace the stars and vines in your hair;
Naked, you are spacious and yellow
As a summer’s wholeness in a golden church.

Naked, you are tiny as your fingernail;
Subtle and curved in the rose-colored dawn 
And you withdraw to the underground world

As if down a long tunnel of clothing and of chores:
your clear light dims, gets dressed, drops its leaves, 
And becomes a naked hand again.  
   
3. What is your greatest regret in life, something that you failed to do that you wish you did?

WOW…. this is really, really, really personal and I wish not to go into it on my blog!  Thanks again for your understanding!

4. You are tired and hungry, but it’s too late to cook. If any snack food were available to you, what would you choose and why?

Freshly cut fruit or Pita Chips! 

5. What is the oldest item of clothing (not jewelry!) that you wear regularly and what do you love about it?

One of my FSU sweatshirts…. they are just plain damn comfy and I love showing my allegiance!  And, a pair of really comfy gray flannel shorts…

Bonus (as in optional):Name a movie or TV show that changed your thinking or behavior.

Just one?  Gonna be a couple…  Bridges of Madison County, Shrek, Beaches, Stepmom… okay, I’ll stop!!!

Here’s hoping y’all had a fantastic day!

PEACE