Archive for December, 2007

Santa messed with the wrong boy!

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 26, 2007 under Uncategorized

Dear Santa,

You might be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December.  Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.  I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.  Not only was I the first in my class, but also I had the best grades in the whole school. I’m not going to lie to you; there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and my neighbors.  I would go on errands, and even help the elderly across the street.  There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a  $%#*&@# yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks? What the hell were you thinking, you fat #%$*&@#, that you’ve taken me for a sucker the whole &%#*&@#  year to come out with some #%#*&@# like this under the tree?  As if you hadn’t #%#*&@# me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys he can’t even walk into his house.

Don’t let me see you trying to fit your big fat #%#*&@# down my chimney next year.   I’ll #%#*&@#  you up!!!!  I’ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you’ll have to walk back to the #%#*&@# North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn’t get me that  #%#*&@#  bike.

#%#*& @#  SANTA!  Next year you’ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT #%#*&@#

Sincerely,
Little Johnny

Another Christmas in the books…

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 25, 2007 under In Lyndee's Words

I’m tired!

My day started very early.  I prepared breakfast for my parents and then got right to work on dinner.  I had gotten most of the prep work done, so it wasn’t too bad!  Plus, it was for my parents… and that would never be a bad thing.

We had our Christmas dinner about 1:00pm, and if I might say so myself, it was all very tasty!  I admit, Dad did the turkey… but, we had everything from soup to nuts!  We all left the dinner table of mom’s fine china and sterling silver very full!

After cleaning things up and putting things away, I was off to spend some time with my best friend, Melissa, and her family!  There were about 40 people there and it was great to see those I haven’t seen in awhile!  Got some great pictures along the way…

Upon arriving back at my parents, my stepbrother, brother, his wife and their children were here visiting with my parents.  So, I got to spend some time with them tonight.  Got some more great pictures!!

All in all, I had a great day!  Surrounded by family and friends… making memories!  Afterall, isn’t that what Christmas is all about?  Family, friends and making memories…

Two people were missing today… but, that’s the great thing about memories!  You can pull them up anytime…  

Anyway, I hope y’all had an awesome Christmas… making permanent imprints, something nobody can take away.  People can take away a lot of things but, they cannot take away what is permanently imprinted on microfilm and stored away in a very safe haven… your memory!!!

PEACE!

“S”

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 24, 2007 under In Lyndee's Words

Today ends my playing with the alphabet!  I hope you have gotten my message with it… LOL, SILLY as it maybe, I had fun with it!!  SO, without futher ado…

“S” is for SENDING each and everyone of ya a SPECIAL holiday greeting.

And, from the Boss himself….

“A”

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 23, 2007 under In Lyndee's Words

Today’s entry is going to be a little different!  AS A true giver to those that may not be blessed with AS much AS myself or others, I am ADDING A little story to my blog today.  One that I hope will expose the unexposed, AND perhaps inspire you to do for others.  AFTERALL, this is the true meaning of Christmas!  It is not ABOUT the gifts that we receive, but what we give of ourselves to others!

ACTS of ANONYMITY… I will title it!!

Enjoy the story….

 Is there a Santa Claus?
 
 I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I
 remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big
 Sister dropped the bomb: “There is no Santa Claus,” she jeered. “Even
 Dummies know that!”

 My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that Day
 because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always Told the
 truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot Easier when
 swallowed with one of her “world-famous” cinnamon buns. I Knew they were
 world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true.
 
 Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told Her
 everything. She was ready for me. “No Santa Claus?” She
 Snorted….”Ridiculous! Don’t believe it. That rumor has been going Around
 for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your Coat, and let’s
 go.” “Go? Go where, Grandma?” I asked. I hadn’t even finished my second
 World-famous cinnamon bun.
 
 ”Where” turned out to be Kerby’s General Store, the one store in town That
 had a little bit of just about everything. As we walked through Its doors,
 Grandma handed me ten dollars. That was a bundle in those Days. “Take this
 money,” she said, “and buy something for someone who Needs it. I’ll wait for
 you in the car.” Then she turned and walked out Of Kerby’s.
 
 I was only eight years old. I’d often gone shopping with my mother, but
 Never had I shopped for anything all by myself. The store seemed big and
 crowded, full of people scrambling to finish Their Christmas shopping. For a
 few moments I just stood there, Confused, clutching that ten-dollar bill,
 wondering what to buy, and who On earth to buy it for. I thought of
 everybody I knew: my family, my Friends, my neighbors, the kids at school,
 and the people who went to my Church.
 
 I was just about thought out, when I suddenly thought of Bobby Decker. He
 was a kid with bad breath and messy hair, and he sat right behind me In Mrs.
 Pollock’s grade-two class. Bobby Decker didn’t have a coat. I Knew that
 because he never went out to recess during the winter. His Mother always
 wrote a note, telling the teacher that he had a cough, but All we kids knew
 that Bobby Decker didn’t have a cough; he didn’t have a Good coat. I
 fingered the ten-dollar bill with growing excitement. I Would buy Bobby
 Decker a coat! I settled on a red corduroy one that had A hood to it. It
 looked real warm, and he would like that. 
 ”Is this a Christmas present for someone?” the lady behind the counter Asked
 kindly, as I laid my ten dollars down. “Yes, ma’am,” I replied shyly. “It’s
 for Bobby.” The nice lady smiled at me, as I told her about how Bobby
 really needed A good winter coat. I didn’t get any change, but she put the
 coat in a Bag, smiled again, and wished me a Merry Christmas.

 That evening, Grandma helped me wrap the coat (a little tag fell out of The
 coat, and Grandma tucked it in her Bible) in Christmas paper and Ribbons and
 wrote, “To Bobby, From Santa Claus” on it. Grandma said that Santa always
 insisted on secrecy. Then she drove me over to Bobby Decker’s house,
 explaining as we went that I was now and forever Officially, one of Santa’s
 helpers.
 
 Grandma parked down the street from Bobby’s house, and she and I crept
 Noiselessly and hid in the bushes by his front walk. Then Grandma gave Me a
 nudge. “All right, Santa Claus,” she whispered, “get going.” I took A deep
 breath, dashed for his front door, threw the present down on his Step,
 pounded his door and flew back to the safety of the bushes and Grandma.
 
 Together we waited breathlessly in the darkness for the front door to Open.
 Finally it did, and there stood Bobby.
 
 Fifty years haven’t dimmed the thrill of those moments spent shivering,
 Beside my Grandma, in Bobby Decker’s bushes.
 
 That night, I realized that those awful rumors about Santa Claus were Just
 what Grandma said they were: ridiculous. Santa was alive and well, And we
 were on his team. I still have the Bible, with the coat tag Tucked inside:
 $19.95.
 May you always have LOVE to share, HEALTH to spare and FRIENDS that Care….
 
 And may you always believe in the magic of Santa Claus!
 
 Always put yourself in others’ shoes. If your feet hurt you, it probably
 hurts the other person, too.
 
 Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional!

Lesson:  ALWAYS put yourself in the other guys shoes.  A very valuable lesson…AND one that will certainly *hopefully* make ya A better person for it!

PEACE!

“M”

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 22, 2007 under In Lyndee's Words

“M” is for MELISSA!  She is MY best female friend in the whole wide world.  She knows me like the back of her hand and isn’t afraid to smack ME with it sometimes!!

“M” is for MJ!  Not MICHAEL Jordon, but another dear friend of MINE, who is just as courageous as MELISSA when it comes to givin’ ME a little smack or wake up call every now and again!

“M” is for MEMOREX!  ‘Nuff said!

“M” is for MEN!  Yeah, I know I MENTIONED this very unpredictable species in MY first “M” posting but, they bear worth repeating…

“M” is for MISSIONARY!  Yep, the vanilla sex position, LOL!  But, then again… sometimes it’s all good!

“M” is for MULTIPLE!  MANY… as in MULTI-orgasmic!  Hmmm… okay, I digress!

“M” is for MEDIA!  They can make or break you… and MORE times than not, they break you!

“M” is for MARINO!  MY favorite Quarterback of all time!  And, we share something very special…

“M” is for Manning!  He is my fantasy football Quarterback, and if he doesn’t do really good tomorrow, I am going to be really pissed!!

“M” is for “MIA”!  Have you ever wondered what happened to someone… like they kinda-sorta just fell off the face of the earth?

“M” is for MOI!  Yeah, another way of saying ME!  And, I am here MAKING a earnest attempt at wishing y’all a MERRY Christmas!!! 

PEACE!

“T”

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 22, 2007 under In Lyndee's Words

We’re getting there guys!!

“T” is for TODAY!  Yesterday is gone… and TOMORROW isn’t here yet.  So, let’s live for TODAY!

“T” is for TITS!  Hmm… who doesn’t get hot and bothered over a nice “rack”?

“T” is for TIME!  Something there never seems TO be enough of!  But, TAKE some TIME and smell the roses, while calling me, of course!

“T” is for TRADITION!  THIS TIME of year, lots of TRADITIONS!  What’s your favorite?  Mine is decorating the Christmas TREE with Mom!

“T” is for TINSEL!  I hate this stuff, as it only TAKES away from the beauty of the TREE!

“T” is for TRUTH!  Something I live by, and wish all others did as well.

“T” is for TWAT!  Just another one of those creepy words for cunt!

“T” is for TICKLE!  LOL, easy does it… THIS girl is TICKLISH!!

“T” is for TROPHY!  Ahhh, something I had to relinquish THIS year…

“T” is for TATA!  Usually the way I end my emails or phone conversations with friends!!

“T” is for THANKS!  And, here is THOUSANDS we should THANK every waking day…

Peace!

“S”

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 20, 2007 under In Lyndee's Words

SWEET… My SECOND favorite letter of the alphabet!  SO, I will SHARE a few reasons why…

“S” is for SEX!  Bow-chic-a-wow-wow!

“S” is for SENSUOUS!  Yes, I am very…

“S” is for SEMINOLES!  You knew this was coming!  Yes, Florida STATE SEMINOLES!  No wise cracks from the peanut gallery!

“S” is for SEDUCTION!  Ooooo-la-la-la!

“S” is for SCENT… I love perfumes!  I like the woodsy/SANDALWOOD SMELLING types… SUCH as Opium, Dolce Vita, Eternity, Dior Addict and, I just got a new one for Christmas by Gucci, Envy Me.  All very SOOTHING and SENSUOUS…

“S” is for SUPERB!  I love this word… the way it just rolls off of the tongue… SAY it with me, SUUUUPERB!

“S” is for STEAK!  I do consume a lot of chicken but, STEAK is the bomb diggity!  A nice filet or Ribeye will SUIT me just fine, and SATISFY my tummy!

“S” is for a few unmentionables… LOL!!  SORRY!!!

“S” is for SLUT!  Yeah, I am a handbag SLUT… a SHOE SLUT… and, who knows what other kind of SLUT I am?

“S” is for one of the greatest SONGS ever… by the STONES…

 Are you SATISFIED?“S” is for SPEW!  Uh huh!  Yep!  That’s right!

“S” is for SANTA… and, I hear he is coming to a place near you very SOON!  SO, you better be good….

PEACE!

“I”

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 20, 2007 under In Lyndee's Words

Tonight IT IS all about “I”, literally!

I am really tired tonight!

I, thankfully, do not have to go to the office tomorrow!

I am looking forward to spending Christmas with family… although, I must admit, finding the spirit this year has been somewhat difficult!  I am doing all of the cooking…

I am very thankful for the past year(s).  Through IT all, I am still here!

I sometimes wonder… a lot!

I think, when the going gets tough, the tough get going!

I could go on and on tonight, but I am going to stop for now!  And, in case you were wondering, all I want for Christmas is…..

“R”

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 18, 2007 under In Lyndee's Words

Not “RR” like a few days ago but, just “R” today!

“R” is for READING!  One of the seven lost arts along with conversation, letter writing, RESPONSIBILITY, good diction, RATIONAL thought and foreplay!!

“R” is for RESPECT!  In the words of the great Aretha Franklin!  R-E-S-P-E-C-T … Find out what it means to me!!

“R” is for REPUTATION!  I would venture to say that I have an outstanding REPUTATION within the community in which I RESIDE! 

“R” is for RUG!  Bearskin comes to mind!

“R” is for REASON(S)!  We’re always in search of a REASON for this and a REASON for that.  Most times, we are left in the dark.  So, time to stop searching and just accept the things that we cannot change!

“R” is for REMEMBER!  Don’t ever forget the ones you love.  REMEMBER them always… and, it doesn’t hurt to REMIND them that you’ve REMEMBERED them… afterall, ’tis the season!!

“R” is for RESPOND!  When I ask what you are into, please RESPOND with anything except, “I’m into almost anything.”  Please be more specific!

“R” is for REACH!  REACH for the stars, you just might catch one!  And, if you don’t on your first try, try, try, try again!  Never give up!

“R” is for REJOICE!  Be joyful.  Be happy!  REJOICE in a friend’s good fortune!  REJOICE this holiday season… here, let me help you!

PEACE

“H”

Posted by Lyndee on Dec 17, 2007 under In Lyndee's Words

Y’all are hopefully catching on now to what I am doing here, eh?

Well, today it is all about the letter “H”!  Kinda resembles a goal post in football… Oops, not supposed to talk about sports.  Sorry!

“H” is for HOMEMADE!  I made a ton of HOMEMADE goodies this weekend. HOW about some fudge, with and without nuts, chocolate chip and walnut cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies or, perhaps sugar cookies… with icing of green and red?

“H” is for HIS and HERS!  I prefer ours, thank you!

“H” is for HYPERBOLE!  Don’t we all exaggerate a little every now and then?  Example:  “The only place where Democracy comes before work is in the dictionary.”

“H” is for HABIT!  Good or bad, we all HAVE one or two!

“H” is for HARD-on!  No HYPERBOLE HERE… I HAVE HEARD at least a million times! Cock, cock, cock…

“H” is for HEART!  Unfortunately, most (yes, I said most) men think with their HARD-on and not their HEART!  The HUMAN HEART is a very fragile organ.  Therefore, nobody should fuck around with it!

“H” is for HYPOCRITE!  Oh boy, don’t get me started HERE…

“H” is for HUMOR!  I confess, I love to laugh!  HUMOR is a HUGE turn on for me!

“H” is for HAIKU!  Ancient Japenese poetry.  It consists of merely 3 lines and 17 syllables.  5-7-5… I love it!  You wouldn’t believe how much can be said in just 17 syllables.

“H” is for HOPE!  When you lose HOPE, you’ve lost it all!

“H” is for HUMILITY and HUMBLENESS!  We can all measure our own importance/worth but, let’s be HONEST.

“H” is for HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  And, this is what I am wishing all of ya!!!