Archive for October, 2007

TMI Tuesday…a day late!

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 31, 2007 under Getting To Know ME, TMITuesday

I was introduced to this great new blogspot today, http://tmituesday.blogspot.com  and, was invited to play along!  So, here we go…

1. If they kept stats of your sex life like they do in sports, what would you lead the league in? what all time record would you hold?

LOL, how funny, the first question is sports related!!  Well, let’s think about this one!  Which league?  I will go with football and say, most punt returns!  As for all time record, gotta go with baseball and say Most Stolen Bases… LOL!!!  Sometimes, ya just wanna move quick and take it!!!

2. What song gets you in the mood to have sex? best music to fuck to? best music to make love to?

What song doesn’t?  I love music…period!  Best song to fuck to?  Hmmm… do I really have to say?  Let’s skip that one for now!  Best song to make love to?  Anything Barry White or Unchained Melody…oldie but damn goodie!

3. Where is your favorite place to have sex in your house/apartment?

LOL… anywhere I can!  But, will settle for the shower… I wonder why?

4. (girls) Have you sent or given your used panties to a guy? Do you know what happened to them? (guys) Have you taken/asked for a girls panties before? What did you do with them? (non-breeders) What is the protocol for this “tradition”?

Yes, I have.  No, I don’t!

5. What makes a kiss a great to you?

Passionate and looooooooooooooooooooooong!

Bonus: Who pays for a date? If the girl asks a guy out, does she pay? If you are interested in same sex partners, how do you determine who pays?

I believe that if a chick asks a guy out, she pays… and, if a guy asks the chick out, his dime!  C’mon, it’s only money!!!

 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN…

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 31, 2007 under Holidays

Hoping your day is jam packed with “sweet treats”!!  With, maybe a few “tricks” thrown in, just to make things interesting and fun!!!

Stay tuned… I finally got together with my web designer today.  Coming very soon will be an entirely new web site!  I had this, what I believe to be, AWESOME idea… have been pondering for a week or so, and now am putting it into action!  This website will still be here, as it is my “baby” so to speak!  However, as I have adopted a niche, per se, so changes the cover!  I have also purchased a new web domain… sorry, I cannot divulge the name yet.  But, I am confident you will LIKE…  bringing out more of the “real” me!

Okay, that’s it for tonight…. stay tuned!  I am really psyched about things…

PEACE!

Pardon me…

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 30, 2007 under Senseless Chatter

I just really do not feel like writing tonight!  Thanks for understanding… sometimes the brain and fingers just don’t connect in a way that we’d like!  I think they call it “writer’s block”!  But, I guess you’d have to be a writer to get that, eh?  So, we’ll just say… my mind is befuddled and I just really don’t feel like writing…. enough said!

Hope ya’ll have a good evening…

L-

Oh baby, I found a Massager…

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 29, 2007 under Senseless Chatter

Get your mind outta the adult toy store…

Finally, after months and months of trying to find a Massage Therapist that knows how to deliver an OUTSTANDING massage, as opposed to just rubbing their hands up and down and all around, I have hit the jackpot!  I am not kidding… I had the absolute BEST massage of my life today! 

I had used the same one for years but, unfortunately she relocated to Denver about a year and a half ago.  I kid you not, she had the strongest hands I have EVER had penetrate the “steel rods” that tend to overtake my traps at times.  And, when her hands weren’t enough, she pulled the old elbow trick.  But, it worked… she was sent from the Heavens, I tell ya!  Gosh, I miss her…

Anyway, I was talking to one of the trainers at my gym and he was telling me that they have a Masseur that is available by appointment only.  So, last Thursday I decided to give him a call, as I was at my wits end with this very uncomfortable entanglement in my left trap… I swear the taffy makers of America had set up shop in that area, and were going to town on the “pulling and tugging” of that poor muscle…

In any event, the good ole’ Masseur called me back, promptly I might add, and an appointment was made for today!  HOT DAMN… did he know how to work his hands… and, my muscles!  Honestly, I was much more concerned about my muscles!  Granted, it wasn’t a comfortable massage but, he damn sure got the job done!  I left there very groggy… able to comfortably move my neck in all directions, and feeling like a million bucks!  I made another appointment for next Monday…

The unfortunate part is, I have had to give up the shoulder press at the gym for awhile… who cares, I am not out for buff shoulders anyway and quite honestly it is my least favorite machine!!  Leg press is my very favorite, pushing 180 now… and my second favortie is the pull down… pulling down at 188 today… damn, I am strong!!! 

Don’t fuck with this chica… between my legs and arms, you could be in big trouble… I am just warning ya…

Anyway, I know this wasn’t an really a SEX related entry, although it was all about hands on skin, LOL!!  But, I am just so damn happy to have found someone that knows a little about kinesiology, I can hardly stand it!!!  So, feel free to donate $70 for next Monday’s visit… the best gift you can give your PSO… a massage!!!

Hope ya’ll had a SUPER Monday… and, hope to hear from ya soon!!!

L-

Damn, this Cinnamint tastes so friggin’ good….

SUNDAY SPORTS TALK

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 28, 2007 under NASCAR, NCAA Football, SEMINOLES FOOTBALL, SPORTS

YAY, today is the day I am officially allowed to talk SPORTS!!!  WOW, what a weekend?

For STARTERS, The Georgia DAWGS beat the Florida GAYTORS, the happiest SPORTS moment of my weekend!! 

Secondly, the SEMINOLES won last night but, not very convincingly… in fact, from what I hear, they looked awful!  We gotta tough SCHEDULE coming up, SO am hoping things turn around…

Thirdly, the RED SOX take a 3-0 lead against the Rockies in The World SERIES!!  YAY… I do hope to SEE the Rockies win tonight, SO that the Red Sox pitcher, Beckett, can get the win for the SOX.

Doing good in fantasy football, thanks to the COACH!!!  Got a close one today but, WE can do it!!

And, in about 30 minutes we have the START of the NASCAR CHALLENGE in Hampton, GA.  In case you forgot, or even care, I am leading ABC 17-15!!  I want it bad today… I want that #18… but, ABC is under the impression he is going to STEAL at least the next three and we will go to a tiebreaker…. hmmmm, we SHALL SEE!!!

SO, without further delay, here are the picks today for the DUEL….

Lyndee…  Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Denny Hamlin, Kyle Busch, Mark Martin and Tony STEWART

ABC… Jeff Gordon, Dale Jr., Kurt Busch, Greg Biffle, Matt Kenseth and Kasey Kahne

It is going to be a SHOOTOUT… the coveted trophy is on the line… I think I know where it is going to reside…LOL!!!

Anyway, have a great SUNDAY… and I’ll talk to ya SOON!!!!

L-

 

*POST RACE and FOOTBALL*

Well, ABC gets his wish!  He wins today, so we are now at 17-16.  It was a CARNAGE filled race…

And, the Jags win…YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!  It came down to the last minute but, they prevail!

And, our Fantasy Football isn’t looking too good for this week…. BOOOOOOO!!!!

Okay, waiting for the BOSOX and ROCKIES…

YESSSSSSSSS….the Red Sox win in a 4 game SWEEP!!!! Congrats, Boston!!!!

It’s Sunday somewhere…

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 27, 2007 under SPORTS

Sorry, I couldn’t even wait another 3 1/2 hours to post how friggin’ happy I am that the GA DAWGS beat the FL GAYTORS!!!  I think you all know, I despise the boys from Gainesville…cuz, I am a SEMINOLE through and through!!!

Also, GO RED SOX… let’s make it 3-0 tonight!!!

Hope ya’ll are having a great night!! 

L-

It’s Sunday somewhere…

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 27, 2007 under SPORTS

Sorry, I couldn’t even wait another 3 1/2 hours to post how friggin’ happy I am that the GA DAWGS beat the FL GAYTORS!!!  I think you all know, I despise the boys from Gainesville…cuz, I am a SEMINOLE through and through!!!

Also, GO RED SOX… let’s make it 3-0 tonight!!!

Hope ya’ll are having a great night!! 

L-

Cock in Hand…

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 27, 2007 under Getting To Know ME

Similar to “Tongue in Cheek”… kinda!  Although, I like “Cock in Cheek” better… however, “Cock in Hand” is very good, too!  Okay, you know what I am getting at, don’tcha? 

Five stars for you!  I’d give you more if I could!  Yes, just like you guys get off on watching us girls raid “the treasure chest”… we absolutely love watching you take your most sacred “member” into your own hands and putting on a show for us!  I don’t know of a female that would pass up this rated XXX show!

Watching you tease, stroke, jerk, squeeze, milk, and ultimately unload all over yourself is just FUCKING hot!  I can almost assure you that if you give your very curious onlooker the gift of watching you pleasure yourself, you’ll get a great FUCK outta her!  There’s no better way to say “thank you”, than to just give you a really good fucking after that gig, is there? 

I feel sure that if you knew you were gonna get a good fucking from your girl by just stroking off for her, that you would resort to a life of just jerking off, wouldn’t ya?  Yes, you would…don’t lie!  I know this, how?  Because you guys are machines… you can jerk off multiple times a day, and at night… wake up in the middle of the night and do it again… and, still be ready to do it again at any given moment in between.  A life of either your hand or a warm, wet pussy wrapped around your cock is really all you need, eh?

Oh, please do us girls a BIG favor… take your mind off of YOUR cock for just a minute… Afterall, it isn’t the only cock in the world that matters… you might think it is, but… NEWSFLASH… what about the one in my hand?  Granted, not attached to anything but a leather belt, but it damn sure is WORTHY… of your ass!

Thanks… have a great day… and, GO DAWGS, GO!!!  Sorry, the DEVIL made me do it!!

Pondering…

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 26, 2007 under Senseless Chatter, Videos

 

In my travels today, I was listening to the radio (I usually listen to CD’s), and on THREE occasions the song “Drops of Jupiter” came over the waves.  Now, this is a pretty “old” song, but one that I have always liked and have about 1000 interpretations of.

When I first heard the song, I remember thinking to myself, “man, this is a really sad song.”  But, as we hear songs again, retain and sing the lyrics, we tend to find many situations to compare them to.  “Drops of Jupiter” is jam packed with one metaphor after another. 

In my mind, it is still a very sad song, yet I also view it as somewhat of an enigmatic piece.  I also find happiness, as it takes me back to a time in my life when I thought I had the world by the tail, and had ”made it to the Milky Way”!  Was never concerned about “permanent scars” or “falling for a shooting star.”

I am not sure why I am writing about this song tonight but, I have to believe that since I heard this song THREE times in a span of about two hours this afternoon, Pat Monahan is trying to tell me something….?  Maybe, just maybe… “I’m still looking for myself out there”?

Anyway, I hope ya’ll had a great Friday!  And, I hope to hear from ya and you soon…LOL!

Have a SUPERB weekend, be safe and… well, Sunday is almost here!!!!

L-

It really is a GREAT song….I’ll share!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xXQFnIEf_Q

Almost time to go do your homework…

Posted by Lyndee on Oct 25, 2007 under Masturbation, Videos

Oh my gawd…LOL!!!  I came (no pun intended) across this video on YouTube today and decided I HAD to share it with you…

If this doesn’t have you raiding your sock drawer, running to the kitchen for a banana, reaching for the olive oil or whatever else, I will…. I dunno!  I just found it hysterical…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE

I remember a long time ago, a guy telling me about the banana thing and I laughed until I cried… thought he was joking.  But, I guess you guys really do like them, eh?  Hmmm…  Well, you’ll have to let me know…

Now, this one sounds like my testimonial…well, not quite!! LOL!!! Oh, what songs we girls “hum” into our toys…  Neighbors, landlords… who cares?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcsoSvfZHA 

Anyway, I hope you all have a great night… and I just want you to know how HARD it is to not talk a bit about S _ _ _ _ S!!!

Talk to ya later…

L-