Archive for September, 2007

SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM!

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 30, 2007 under NASCAR, SPORTS

What a day!  SEVEN Chase contenders SPUTTER… and, I SNATCH win #14 right away from SPARKY with car number SIXTEEN… LOL!!  Yes, I had SIR Biffle last week and he SHOWED me a SPECTACULAR finish, SO taking him this SUNDAY was a must.  I was very SNEAKY, taking him in my lineup because SPARKY was going for win #16 today, and I was SURE he would SNAG him for a little good luck!  But, WE know what the real good luck charm is… don’tcha know?

SEVERAL times throughout this STOCK car duel today, I was SITTING on the edge of my SEAT… it was a nail biter, SERIOUSLY!  SHOWERS put the race into a grueling delay… and, it was a SLUG fest after the restart!  SHEET metal everywhere… and that SILLY FATHEAD SMOKING his SHABBY left front… SHOULD have made a quick pit STOP and replaced that rubber!! Thanks to the FATHEAD, I finished third in my fantasy league… And, I feel SURE after today, ABC will never take the pussy boys (Busch boys) again in the SAME race… We both know what happens when he does that…LOL!!!

SO, now we get to my victory SONG… how appropriate!!!  Enjoy….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU-KBZU5Sp0&mode=related&search=

You’ll be hearing this again next week, when we are back at the SUPER SPEEDWAY… SO. go ahead and SAY it….

And, here’s one for you, ABC… funny how one of last week’s SONGS is in the background!  Anyway, thought you might enjoy the DeJaVue!!!  LOL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhsHlWiUpus&mode=related&search=

SCORE:  688-620… SHOCKING!  A difference of SIXTY eight points!  What does SIX + 8 equal?  Yep, you got it…14!!!  STATS:  Lyndee with 14 wins and ABC with 15! 

It’s gonna be a SHOOTOUT right down to the SEASON’S end…

SINCERELY ABC, did you honestly think I was going to only win 12 or 13 this SEASON?  LOL, guess I SHOWED you…

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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Kansas City, here I come…

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 30, 2007 under NASCAR, SPORTS

SORRY, I know you have probably had it up to your eyeballs with SPORTS on my SUPPOSED SEX blog but, you’re just going to have to SUFFER through a little more.  Just as ABC will have to endure yet another SPANKING later today, when I STUFF his STOCKING with yet another D-FEAT!

SPORTING my SILLY ruby red SLIPPERS… and, SHOWING off my SPARKLING STAR (my magic wand), I will now SUBMIT to YOU the SELECTIONS for the SUNDAY duel…

Lyndee…  Jimmie Johnson, Dale Jr., Matt Kenseth, Denny Hamlin, Greg Biffle and Jeff Burton!  I admit, I SLAPPED SPARKY with a couple of SURPRISE picks!

ABC… Jeffrey “Pink Panties” Gordon, The Busch Bros. (guess he didn’t learn his lesson last time he took both Kurt and Kyle), Tony STEWART, Martin Truex, Jr. and Clint Bowyer.

Pulling back on the SLINGSHOT… today is my day!

CHEERS!!!

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YESSSSSSSSSSSS………

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 29, 2007 under FSU Football, NCAA Football, SPORTS

‘Noles ROLL… 21-14 over The Tide!!  HELL YES……

And, the best news today is that the “Gaytors” lost to Auburn!!!

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FSU will roll back the “Tide”…

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 29, 2007 under FSU Football, NCAA Football, SPORTS

Very important game today… FSU vs ‘Bama in J’ville… 5:00pm on CBS!!  Be there or be…. severely punished!

THE CHAISE

I walk into your room and find you laying naked on the Chaise.  Waiting on someone, are you?  With the soft flicker of candlelight, I can see that familiar sparkle in your eye.  No words are spoken, simply that “look” that alerts me of your craving.  Your want.  Your need.  I am here for you now, so you can take your hand off your cock. 

You feel my freshly manicured nails, painted candy apple red, on  your right instep.  Moving upward, I begin to gently brush my fingertips up the inner aspect of your calf and thigh.  Bypassing, but not to ignore your stiffened cock, I trace your ”love trail” up your tummy, and through the soft hair on your chest. You resist the urge to reach down and take your cock back into your hand, knowing that within seconds it will be my hand wrapped around you.  Afterall, it is MY cock.

Feeling my soft hands cupping your face and bending down to kiss your angel soft lips…just a peck, as I reach down, you feel my palm wrapping itself around you.  Slowly stroking you as I brush my lips against every part of your face.  Leaving traces of my pale pink lipstick; making an artwork of your face.  Feeling my tongue against your ear…as I softly whisper, I feel your response within my grip.

My tongue glides back to your lips, parting to take me in.  Sucking me in, hard!  Tongues dancing, being sucked back and forth with such force.  I feel your hands reaching up to cup my breasts; my nipples already erect.  I remove my hand from your cock, reach up and pull the belt of my robe.  My robe opens and falls to the floor.

I straddle the Chaise, taking your cock back into my grasp, beginning to rub the head of your cock against my outer lips…your eyes, like a reflection in mine.  Feeling my wetness and your precum against my lips, I open myself up to you, and begin to masturbate my clit with your cock.  Using your cock…for my pleasure.   Ultimately, the head of your cock works its way into me.  I begin to lower myself onto you, however, you are already thrusting into me.  I cannot fuck you fast enough.  Gripping and milking you…fucking you with my eyes.  And, that sweet cunt you crave so often. 

Tell me…tell me what it is that you want?

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Sorry guys…

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 27, 2007 under My Fellow Weavers, NASCAR, NCAA Football

…outta commission for a few days!  Doctor said, “no phones”!   Well, not really… but, I have been slapped with the seasonal “yuck” as I call it!  You know… the nose, ears and throat “yuck”!

So, while I have been sitting here going stir crazy, I visited a few blogs of interest!  Of course, if you have never visited www.zenfetish.com  , you really need to do so!  Angela St. Lawrence, your hostess there, is absolutely the “cream of the crop”, in the field of literary erotica!  Don’t believe me, GO check it out yourself.  She will have you bulging and wondering what to do next in no time… 

Okay guys, we got a big sports packed weekend coming up, and you know I will be right on top of it all!  We have the Noles playin’ ‘Bama… very important game for us Noles!  And, of course my fantasy football… thank goodness I have a great Coach to help me out with that.  Let’s not forget the weekly NASCAR DUEL… looking forward to another win this week over ABC!! 

So, not sure when I will be back on the phones… as soon as the throat, ears and nose clear up…

Hope ya’ll are well… have a great weekend!!!

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SERVE up the SPIRITS…. CELEBRATION TIME

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 23, 2007 under NASCAR, SPORTS

WOW, what a day this SUNDAY has panned out to be!  SUCH an awesome START to my day… follwed by a SPECTACULAR SHOW at Dover!!  SORRY, ABC… my SUPER STUDS SLAMMED you today… but, only in a good way!  How about that bottle of SPIRITS bearing D2… pretty SNAZZY, huh? SPECIAL for me!  LOL!!  You know what to do with it…

Yeah, I know your cousin won the race but, FAILED post-race inspection… LOL!

I would never be SO SHALLOW as to SAY, I kicked your ass… that just isn’t me, don’tcha know?  But, I will SAY, even though Truex SHOT his STEAMY load towards the end, I had you in the SACK pretty early on!!  Between Mr. FedEx, F’ing Harvick, JJ and Mr, Pussy (I mean, Busch), your day pretty much SUCKED at Dover, wouldn’t you SAY? 

I know, you only hear from me when things are good, I hear ya SIGHING over there… LOL!!  SORRY, just cannot help it!  SMACK talk is my forte’!  So, go ahead, SMACK me back!!  LOL…

SO, I have been pondering, in your honor, on just what my victory SONG SHOULD be today.  I couldn’t decide between two of them… SO, am bestowing you with both!

The first, SINCE this is truly what I SHED upon you this SABBATH….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Di-dAIR9RA

And SECONDLY, because I feel SURE this is what you feel you got SLAMMED with today…. (my favorite)  SORRY for the BAD word visual at the beginning of the video… LOL!!! A lot of thought went into this SONG… SERIOUSLY!

http://www.pcplanets.com/mp.php?id=1583501

Yep, they both START with the letter “S”… Today “DD” STOOD for Dodge Dealer’s goes to the SQUARED!

SCORE 827-695… STATS are 13-15!  SNEAKIN’ up on ya, SPARKY!  SO, I will SEE ya next week in Kansas… yeah, you with the midwestern ties, LOL!!!

Oh, back to the “DD”… SQUASHED it…. doesn’t exist anymore… after the day I have had, how could it?

Not mentioning the SSN’S…. I will SETTLE for the Duel victory, much more important!!

SIT back and enjoy the music… okay, SIR?  This post and the music are FULLY LOADED with SOME SERIOUS DE’S!!!

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SORRY, I am SOOOO late…

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 23, 2007 under NASCAR, SPORTS

posting the Dover picks but, I have a VERY GOOD excuse!!!  SOMETHING very important came up this morning, and I had to take care of SOME SERIOUS business!

Anyway, here are the SELECTIONS….

Lyndee…  Matt Kenseth, Jeff Gordon, Martin Truex Jr, Dale Jr, Mark Martin and Greg Biffle

ABC… Jimmie Johnson, Denny Hamlin, Kurt Busch, Carl Edwards, Tony STEWART and Kevin Harvick

SO, the race is already underway… full STEAM ahead with my STOCKERS!!!

Have a great day everyone… 

And, today is the official START of “DD”!!! I SWEAR… SERIOUSLY…

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Can I just….

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 23, 2007 under Uncategorized

….tell the WORLD that I LOVE YOU and Cinnamint from Bath and Body Works…  Refer to 18 on TS… and, 14, 15, 16, and 17…. Sssssh, nobody else has to know…

Thanks, I needed that!!!

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Mind, WHAT Mind?

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 22, 2007 under Uncategorized

Psych 1102… AS ABOVE! 

Psych 1101… OPEN YOUR MIND!

Maybe, we should have taken 102 before 101?  That way, we would always have an OPEN MIND… or, maybe not?

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How was that lunch today, “B”?

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 21, 2007 under My Fellow Weavers, Niteflirt

After awakening pretty early this morning, I decided to sign into NiteFlirt while waiting to get in the shower and ready myself for a day at the office!!  Well, the call I got was a total shocker… when I said “hello”, I heard this cute little girl giggle… LOL, I thought it was going to be a girl/girl call, ya know what I mean?

Well, much to my surprise, it was none other than Kylie of www.kyliecallme.com … a fellow flirt, who just happened to have one of her little “pussy boys” in tow!  Now, I have talked to her little pussy boy in the past… sweet “little thing”, if you get my drift?  And, if you don’t, well… let’s just say that he was not blessed with a cock worthy of a girl’s sweet pussy!  You with me now?

In the many months that have passed since myself and the self professed “little thing” have spoken, it seems as though he has been FORCED into the cuckold lifestyle, and has been routinely denied at more than just cumming, LOL!!!  I would say Kylie and Co. have this “little thing” under tight wraps… and, they are about to get tighter!!

So “B”, how was that lettuce and tomato sandwich today… and, did you add a “little pickle” to compliment your “little thing”?  And, did you make it to Kinko’s to get your new ID badge laminated?  Now, that new ID card cracked me right up!! 

Oh, Kylie made “B” tell me all kinds of stories as to what he has been “not up to”, (LOL) and about his “little” assignments… appropriately so named, to match his “little thing”!  Can any of you REAL MEN imagine going into Victoria’s Secret and actually trying on a bra and panties with a salesgirl in the room with you?  Or, while sporting that new lacy black bra, under your white dress shirt, being made to remove your jacket so that everyone in the mall can see that you are wearing a bra?  LOL, you girls are too much…

Now, let’s talk about the dressing for that Ceasar Salad, “B”…  I knew what was CUMMING the minute you mentioned it!!!  Seems like someone is onto one of my tricks…LOL!!!  Take a bow… or, better yet, a curtsey and show us ALL those sweet little panties under your skirt… LOL!  Next time, make sure you buy a pair of Rhumba panties… you know, the ones with the lacy ruffles across the ass?

Anyway, I must say, it was a fabulous call and so good to hear from Kylie… and, love the fact that whenever she said, “Tell Lyndee…….”, he was a good boy and did exactly as he was told… good boy, “B”!!  I am telling you, the chastity is coming, so get prepared… it just might be a “tight fit”, but then again, I doubt it!  LOL!!!

And, before I go… as I promised “B” this morning…  my post wouldn’t be complete without mentioning Notre “LAME” and their stellar record thus far… 0-3!  LOL, don’t say a word about the Garnet and Gold, “B”, or you WILL be thrust into the a bowl of

and telling us all what really is “magically delicious”!!!!  For now, I will keep it a secret but, one wrong move…and you are a

Yeah, a CREAM PUFF!!!  Oh wait, I think you already are!!!!

Thanks for a great call, Kylie and “B”…. sent me off to the office laughing my ass off!!!

Hope you are all well, and I look forward to more of the “B” type…. LOL!!!

L-

UPDATE:  NOTRE LAME GOES TO 0-4!  SEEMS AS THOUGH THEY’RE HAVING A STREAK MUCH LIKE YOURS, “B”!!! 

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