….that my life is just a BIG FANTASY!!!

I mean, check it out…  I got my fantasy NASCAR, fantasy football, and fantasyland via the wonderful world of fiberoptics! WOW, is there time for anything else?

Of course, I have my day job, which is almost fantasy like!  I mean, I only have to go into the office 2 days a week for a total of about 8 hours… and other than that, I get to work from home!  So, now I can brag that I am living a lot of people’s fantasy as well!  You think most people wouldn’t work from the comforts of their home if they could?  Hmmm….

And, then of course, I have my very own personal fantasies… OH, YES I DO!!  There’s this one and that one… oh, and the other one, too!  YOU need to bring me back into reality… I mean, fantasy is an AWESOME mindset, don’t get me wrong!!  But, like they say… “Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby!”

Okay… enough of that silly stuff!!!  I know I have been slacking in the writing department this week but, for very good reason!  I have taken A LOT of “ME TIME” over the past 3-4 days… yes, it is all about ME!  Just felt I needed a little more break time, if you will…. SSSSHHHH, don’t tell the boss, I really need my job here!  And, I know, you guys kinda like having me around, too!!

Well, I think I am about done here for tonight… too much fantasy.  I need a reality check…

Hope you are all well, and hope to hear from YOU soon…  And, I hope you all have a safe and happy holiday weekend… mine will be super… surrounded by the fantasies!!

Lyndee

….Congratulations are in order for ABC, SPANKING me yet again!  I know he’s getting a big head over there over this win… 14-10, now the score!!!

I don’t yet know the margin of victory, but it was a lot…. so, MR NASCAR, enjoy your win… I will be back… SOMEDAY!!!

Cheers!!!

Margin of victory 911-621, difference of 290….some interesting numerology there, yet again!!!

…at least that is what Rod Stewart said!!

These dice have been rollin’ around in my SWEET little hands now for three weeks, and I am ready to SNAP my losin’ STREAK, folks!!  SO, let’s get this SHOW on the road…

Tonight I predict that I will finally escape the SLUMP… leavin’ ABC SPEECHLESS!  Afterall, after the brutal SPANKINGS I have literally STUMBLED upon the past two weeks, it is about time I SMACK the competition… HARD!  SO, in the name of SHARPIES, here is the picks for tonight’s SHOWDOWN!!

Lyndee:  Jeff Gordon, Matt Kenseth, Kyle Busch, Jeff Burton, Dale Jr., and yes, the #11 GOOD LUCK CHARM, Denny Hamlin!

ABC:  Kurt Busch, Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Ryan Newman, Kevin Harvick and Mr. FATHEAD himself, Tony Stewart!

Okay guys, I am getting in the SHOWER now and will be away from the phones for the better part of the afternoon….  Hope you all have a great day, and I will talk with you SOON!!!

L-

After all of the GLC’s I received today, I gotta hang with the guy starting 37th tomorrow night in Bristol, LOL!!  I am pumped and ready to take charge… Tomorrow night, 11 (snake eyes) will take on an all new meaning… yep!

I am ready for the RACE… got my cooler ready to load up with some ice cold H20, got my hat to show my support of the #11… a deck of cards just in case the race becomes boring, and my very own #11 car to race up, down and around the track…LOL!!  And, let’s not forget my lunchbox… my SPECIAL TREASURE CHEST… even went all out with a bumper sticker for the car… LOL!! 

I am tellin’ ya all right now… if I do not win tomorrow night’s race, it isn’t because I don’t have enough GLC’s…

Yes, GLC’s are mean to be kept in very SPECIAL PLACES… you never know where you might find them….

I hope all of you have had an AWESOME day… man, some people are just so friggin’ creative… I guess I will be outta a job soon!!!

Have a great weekend, and I’ll see ya tomorrow night in Bristol… yes, I will finally get my 11th win!!  Just watch and see…

L-

I heard a very prolific phrase today, “Focus on SIGNIFICANCE, not SUCCESS”. 

WOW… I pondered this statement for quite awhile before I decided that I just had to blog about it… because most everyone I know, including myself, tends to focus on their successes and not the significances they have made in their lives.  We all want success, naturally. 

I believe, however, through more significance, we are REWARDED with success!  The two work hand in hand, like peanut butter and jelly.  Well, probably not the best analogy but, if you think about it, the more significant your thoughts, feelings and, giving of yourself, the more successful you will be.  Do we all agree on this?

So, it is great that I can sit here and say that I am successful in the phone sex industry, but I had to really think about all of the HARD work that has made me successful.  Sure, I know many of you think that being a phone sex operator is easy business, but it really isn’t.  At least for me it isn’t!  And, it really isn’t all about the voice… there has to be SIGNIFICANCE (substance) behind the voice!  Do we agree again?

As I mentioned about a week ago, and also on my listings on NiteFlirt, I am not a “moaner and groaner”… I would like to think that my conversations with you aren’t mainstream.  I try very HARD to tailor each call, and this guys, takes a lot of mental work!  I haven’t read any “How To Be A Phone Sex Operator” books, or “How to Weave A Sexual Fantasy” book… the fantasies that I weave in this gray matter of mine, I like to think carry a little more significance than the last girl you spoke with.  Don’t fall asleep on me, guys… I am trying very HARD to make a point here!

Sure, I have several regular clients, and I know their fantasies pretty well.  But, I have to make each one a little different, right?  Otherwise, you would get very bored with me and move along… I don’t want this!  I want to provide you with the most vivid details of your fantasy, yet provide a little extra flair, i.e. significance, each and everytime that you call me.  I want each call to be better than the last…

This is when I become successful… through the significance of my ability to play out a specific fantasy many different ways.  There maybe just minor tailorings but, we all know how the little things in life can also make us the happiest, right?  Admit it, I am right again!  Just kidding of course, I’m not really always right!  Only half the time…

So, what I am trying to say here is this… DO NOT PUT SUCCESS BEFORE SIGNIFICANCE… in any aspect of your life.  I am simply using my job as a phone sex operator as an example.  This should apply in EVERY aspect of your life, from relationships to your work, your playtime to charitable time.  Take a vow of kindness, not only to yourself, but to others…

This, my friends, is SIGNIFICANT and will guide you on the road to SUCCESS… happy traveling…

Lyndee

I know this is not a typical phone sex blog entry….but, most of mine aren’t in case you haven’t noticed!!!  Just another silly entry for those that might be interested in learning more about me…LOL!!!  (Coupled with the fact that I just really didn’t feel like writing tonight, sorry!)  I promise I will get back to it SOON…. just been busy with work stuff….

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Mortgage, the biggest one!

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
When was it….LOL, been awhile!

3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
Yes….

4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
Not going to law school…

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Favorite teacher EVER, Mrs. Wilkerson

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Having a romantic interlude with someone SPECIAL

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
An attorney, to one day go into the political arena!

8. How many colleges did you attend?
2

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Not wearing a shirt, sorry!!!

10. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
They are too high!!!

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would it be and with whom?
WOW…. St. John with HIM!

I2. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I wake up at the first light…do not use an alarm clock!

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Kissing HIM goodnight….

14. Favorite underwear?
Depends on the day..LOL

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
CLEANING THE BATHROOM.

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Absolutely, what I want to do someday….
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Get up early!  Well, it depends actually….

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Scooby Doo

20. Favorite thing to do at night with a member of the opposite/same sex?
With HIM… walk on the beach at sunset and beyond, followed by lots of romance, love, and SEX someplace special… like on the beach in a rainstorm!!

21. Have you found true love yet?
I do believe so….strongly believe!

22. When did you first start feeling old?
I haven’t yet…

23. Favorite 80′s movie?
Pretty Woman…was that the ’80′s?

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Eat it almost everyday….TURKEY!

25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
We do not have Costco here….

26. Beach or lake?
No brainer….BEACH

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Absolutely not….

28. Do you masturbate? LOLOLOLOLOL….can I stop laughing now?

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Cheesecake

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Not ashamed of my favorite movie….Bridges of Madison County

31. What’s your drink?
ummmm, water or wine…WOW

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Are we talking sports? If we are, NEITHER!!!

33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops

34. Who from high school would you like to run in to?
Oh my, that is a toughie!!! Probably Tina… she was a great gal/friend….lost contact several years ago!

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Dunno, always listening to CD’s, I can tell you what CD’s are in my player….Hinder, U2, Chris Daughtry, Hootie and the Blowfish, THE ORIGINAL. and empty slot for THE SEQUEL

36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm…LOL

37. ‘The Cosby Show’ or ‘The Simpsons’?
The Cosby Show

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back??
Would rather not mention here…..

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I have my own office….

40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
George Bush and his mother…oops, that was two!!

41. Indoors or Outdoors?
Is it raining? LOL, I LOVE THE RAIN!!!

42. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Unfortunately…..

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
NOPE

44. Last book you read?
Danielle Steele, “Sisters”

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Many….collected them at one time! They are now stowed in Rubbermaid containers….

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In a car….

47. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
I have been to all of CA I have wanted, but love the Nappa Valley and Big Sur!

48. Do you go to church?
No….

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Relationship….

50. Just how OLD are you?
Oh me…. 33 in 22 days…or something like that!! 

I hope all of you have had a great day, and I hope to be hearing from you soon!!!

Lyndee

Man oh man, I took yet another whippin’ today… I must admit, my tush is gettin’ a little sore over the past few weeks…

So, big CONGRATS are in order for ABC… so, enjoy your Baker’s Dozen… yep, they are ready!! The bakery is open…. 

 

Will  ya give me a break already?  The last two weeks have been just awful as far as the spread… today, 919-666…not likin’ that 666, I tell ya!!

Well, in honor of your win, here is your song…. LOL!!! Best I could come up with this week….

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AX_MnfxDsM

Yeah, I will SYIB…. Saturday!!!

Everyday my email has at least 2-3 “get acquainted” emails… and, I am always expected to answer them (shrugs)…well, today my niece sent me this one, so for lack of better conversation today, I am going to post this one on my blog for  you all to read…and probably fall asleep by!!

1. Initials:
Ah, yeah… L2

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Ivan Pavlov… any of you remember this guy?

3. Favorite fruit(s)?
No brainer… the BANANA!
4. For or against same sex marriage?
Against… would rather a same sex “hook up” be referred to as something other than marriage.

5. Are you allergic to anything?
Honestly…LOL, is this important?  Yes, I do have seasonal allergies!

6. Are you bisexual?
Hmmmm….good question!

7. Have you ever slept in someone elses clothes?
Of course, haven’t you?