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Cocks and more cocks from the past…

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 30, 2007 under Getting To Know ME

WOW… I have heard from some of  you that I haven’t heard from in a long time today!!  Is it the approaching full moon that has brought some of you out of hiding?  Or, was it that end of the month bonus… I am the BONUS, silly!!  Whatever it was, I want to thank you for your calls… and of course, those lovely tributes or tips… whatever you like to call them! 

And, of course, thanks for your ratings… feedback… always gets me excited when I see that you have taken the time to put your opinion out there!!  I know most guys don’t pay attention to the ratings and feedback… I think I pay more attention to it than you guys!  I mean, I am VERY confident in my delivery… my goods… my creativity… my very vivid imagination… the list goes on and on!

I NEVER thought in a hundred years that I would see the day that I would actually ask my clients NOT to leave ratings/feedback… but, the day has come!  As some of you may know, we pay for our placement on NiteFlirt!  It is part of my advertising costs… however, NiteFlirt has gone to a very complicated system now with how it figures how much we should pay for our placement!  It only took me about a month to figure it out, but I finally got it!!

Anyway, what it boils down to is this… when it used to cost me .28 to .35 (cents) per click to be on the front page, now is anywhere from .80 (cents) to $2-3 bucks a click… and a click doesn’t guarantee a call!  It seems as though that those of us with the highest scores are being penalized the most… doesn’t make sense to me still, but I love the platform and will stay! 

We “earn” 2 points for every 15 minutes of conversation… and, then we “earn” more points for ratings… so, if you leave ratings, you are helping to up my score!  Which, in turn, ups the price I would have to pay to feature!  Well, I am not going to pay those amounts to feature… who would?  So, in an effort to keep my score lower, in an attempt to be able to afford to feature again someday, I am asking that my clients do not rate our calls… It actually works out better for me if you don’t!

You guys are always very complimentary of me during our calls, so it isn’t really necessary that you go to your computers with your sticky fingers after our call to rate or leave feedback… I know and you know that you are a happy stroker, and that’s all that matters!!  Tom, Dick and Harry will find out soon enough!!  I have enough AWESOME feedback that the curious onlookers will hopefully figure it out.  And, if they don’t, their loss, right?

So, thanks for all of your AWESOME feedback… I truly appreciate it all… some of you have outdone yourselves in that department!  And, for those of you that haven’t left ratings or feedback, I understand.  I understand the reasons why you haven’t… we have talked about it all before!  But, from this point forward… I ask that you DO NOT rate our calls… that will be my BONUS, from you to me, okay?

So, if none of this made sense, I apologize…LOL!  We can chat about it sometime…but, for now, let’s just keep the fact that I am amongst the BEST of the BEST between ourselves… some people just don’t need to know our business anyway… 

OR, always feel free to comment here on my blog just how much you enjoy our calls…  yeah, that’s the ticket!!

Thanks again… without YOU, I wouldn’t be here!!  And, what ashame that would be?

xoxo, Lyndee

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The CLOUD CONTINUES to DELIVER DEFEAT!!!

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 30, 2007 under NASCAR, SPORTS

SEEMS the SEDATION is STARTING to take hold on ABC… SHEWWW!!!  He has SUCCOMBED to the intense SADNESS SECONDARY to his SHORTCOMINGS in the NASCAR SPARRING with moi!!  I have STATED time and again, that my SPIRIT will continue to SEE me through… He now SITS in a dazed STUPOR, SQUABBLING with himself over my most recent SUCCESSES on the track!  SORRY SPARKY, tomorrow will be another SUPER SUNDAY for SCREAMNHOLLER, as I have SUBPOENAED and SUMMONED only the SUPERIORS of the SPORT to SEE to it that I STEP back into the black and white SQUARES, aka Victory Lane!!   Your SABBATICAL will be extended,  SO just SIT back and enjoy the SHOW!  Tomorrow, it is three in a row for the very SEXY voiced, SALACIOUS SLUT, Lyndee!  Your SISSIES are going to be SQUASHED to SMITHEREENS by my SOPHISTICATED STUDS!!!  It will be a SLOW SCREW for you tomorrow, I promise… 8-9, the SCORE!

Lyndee’s STUDS:  Jeff *graduating to STUD STATUS* SINCE the birth of SOPHIA Gordon, Tony Stewart, Jimmie Johnson, Dale Jr, Matt Kenseth and Kyle Busch!  SUPERB line-up!!

ABC’s SNIFFLES STRICKEN SISSIES:  Kevin (always Fucks over ABC) Harvick, Denny Hamlin, Ryan Newman, Kurt Busch, Martin Truex Jr, and Carl Edwards!  SAME ole’ SCABS!

Hope everyone is havin’ an AWESOME day…. and, thanks for SOME very good calls today! 

Lyndee

Here within this SONG is a very CLEAR CUT message for CICI from CLEOPATRA!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tox2PBP3mOg

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Message to “The Girls”

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 27, 2007 under Getting To Know ME

I SOLEMLY SWEAR to NEVER post on the forums again!  I assure you I will not hang with the hypocrisy that is rampant on just about all of the PSO forums and boards!  I promise I will NEVER exercise my first amendment right in a public PSO forum ever again, because it isn’t allowed, evidently!  I vow that I will never associate myself with those that over the course of about three years have taken EVERY political shot at me they could muster, and feel they have no bias or prejudice; evidently some of you are perfect and I am not allowed to have my own political views—–WITHOUT BEING JUDGED, of course!  Nor, am I allowed to have my own views on capital punishment….heaven’s no!

Let me remind each and everyone of you… I am a very strong and independent woman, ask nothing of anyone except of myself, self supporting, tax paying, law abiding and upstanding citizen!  I don’t owe anybody anything, except ME, as I am the one I HAVE to answer to!! And, if I want to have political or social views that YOU do not agree with, that is my right!!  I do not have to agree with you, nor you with me… you see, this is a FREE society and I can think whatever I damn well want!!!

Now, what I really think is right is this!  Some people in this world need to take a step back… and realize that people are not always going to share your viewpoints on matters and because they don’t, doesn’t make either one of us RIGHT/WRONG!  I have a very strong and intellectual mind, and I don’t need anyone to try and convince me that my way of thinking on personal issues such as politics, religion, the death penalty, the war, and the like, is wrong! Thanks, I make my own decisions!! 

I don’t need to “run with the pack” and seek approval from anyone, other than myself!!  I am not out to be malicious or hateful… some people are!  Some people need to really mind their own castles before they try and invade mine. I don’t give a damn about being in cliques or associations where people think they can control others people’s thought processes.  Again, I do a very good job of thinking on my own!  I will not be bullied or brainwashed because I happen to share an opposite viewpoint of yours… remember, this is MY life!

So, in closing… I wish you, “The Girls” a wonderful life…. and, perhaps someday you will recognize a little bit of Psychology 101, where the first RULE is…

OPEN YOUR MIND!!!  I realize that this maybe difficult for some, but TRY!

Okay, thanks for listening…am off of my soapbox now!!  Shew, that felt good!!!

I hope EVERYONE is having a magnificent day…and please, stop by often!!

Lyndee

P.S.  We will discuss “self righteousness” next time!!

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SNICKERING, SO SORRY, SPARKY!!!!

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 24, 2007 under NASCAR, SPORTS

HAHAHAHAHAHA…..

830-763  is the SCORE!  I am SCREAMIN’ and SETTIN’ off SPARKLERS!  SURE, it haS been a SPECIAL SUNDAY at SEARSPOINT in the SONOMA Valley…  SENOR PEDRO, SLURPIN’ up the SLOPPY SECONDS, while CiCi iS SUCKIN’ up a SLURPEE!!!  SOOO SAD for the two of you!

Two in a row, 7-9…SHOULDN’T SECOND gueSS the SAAVY NASCAR DIVA!  SQUARED iS SLOWLY but SURELY SQUASHIN’ your SAC!!!  OUCH!!!  The all eluSive 10, SILLY STUD, ain’t happenin’… trophy STAYS right where it iS!!

SIT back, SUCK it all in, and I’ll SEE ya next week in New HampShire to deliver another SPANKIN’….

In honor of the SQUARED’S win, STROKE it for SEXY voice!!!  LOL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

 

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D2′ed SET to SLAM the competition…

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 24, 2007 under NASCAR, SPORTS

Yep, you got it!  Today, I go for two in a row with a STACKED deck for SEARSPOINT Raceway in the SONOMA Valley!  A very beautiful place I might add…  SO, without further STALLING, here are the picks…

Lyndee SAILS to victory with:  Tony STEWART, Kurt Busch, Kevin Harvick, Dale Jr, Boris SAID, and Jeff Gordon!

ABC falls into a losing SLUMP with:  Robby Gordon, Ryan Newman, Ron Fellows, Jamie McMurray, Jeff Burton and Juan Pablo Montoya…SATIRICAL, huh?

Good luck, SPARKY!  Will be SEEING you again from Victory Lane!!!!!

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I hope the heartless person…

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 23, 2007 under Uncategorized

that took the life of this beautiful young lady and her unborn baby, fries in the pits of hell.  This just makes me sick!  What in the hell is wrong with people, that they would do something like this?   Dammit, this makes me absolutely livid… and, all in the presence of her 2 year old son.  Her boyfriend, a Cop has been arrested and charged with two counts of murder….

CAN I PULL THE SWITCH, PLEASE?

RIP, Jessie and baby Chloe….

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Playing KETCHUP….

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 23, 2007 under NASCAR, SPORTS, Senseless Chatter

…. to most, catch up!!  Yep, I must say that yesterday held two fantasies I have never heard tale of before… very interesting!  With permission from the two clients that shared their fantasies with me, I will share with you!  You see, fantasies aren’t always related to SEX! 

The first was a gentleman that has a fascination with BIG teeth!  At first, I thought he was kidding me… however, he was very serious.  He actually wants to have ALL of his teeth extracted (OUCH!!), and have VERY BIG dentures made for his mouth!  After a little prodding, I discovered that he has very small teeth and had spent about 6 years with braces!  We discussed his going to see an Oral Surgeon and then to a Cosemetic Dentist to have BIG dentures made for his mouth… I admit, I laughed!! Thankfully, he didn’t mind, and advised he had been laughed at a lot…shewwww!

The second, thus the title of my entry today, absolutely LOVES ketchup (catsup) and wanted to saturate my body with it and spend hours licking it all off… has to be Heinz though!!  I have been covered in many things in my lifetime (cum, of course, being my favorite) but never ketchup!!  He puts ketchup on everything evidently… I am not adverse to ketchup… a tasty condiment for burgers, fries and the such but, NEVER on eggs or steak!  So, I spent about 45 minutes being rubbed and then licked… hmmm, ketchup?

Okay, enough of that… just letting you know that PSO’s get calls that aren’t always related to fucking, sucking, and the like!!!

So, I am easing back into the phones.  I haven’t been available a lot, I know…but, I have a lot going on right now in my personal life and it is requiring my attention.  I will share one with you because you have heard me mention him before… my little furry guy has been VERY sick.  It all started about 6-8 weeks ago with this hacking cough… lots of visits to the Vet (and, a couple of thousand dollars)… and, now he has had this stomach thing going on… at first, the Vet thought it was due to him eating a leaf, lizard, or who knows what… but, he has not gotten better.  One day he was a little more active, after spending the day in the doggy hospital getting IV fluids.  However, since then… he is still not eating and drinking very little.  So, for those of you that know how very special my little furry guy is to me… or, have had a pet of your own, you know how stressful it is when the little ones are sick and their isn’t a damn thing I (we) can do for them.  He is just laying around… staring at me, as if to say “help me, Mommy”, sleeping, and being sick.  I suppose Monday will require yet another trip to the Vet.  So, please keep my little furry fella in your pet prayers…

I bought a new bike!  I am loving it… am riding about 3-4 miles a day!  I got a Sun Key West Cruiser 7-speed, and it is just AWESOME!  I have wanted to get a new bike for awhile, and finally did it… I really enjoy riding bikes, as well as other things. (Get your mind outta the gutter!!)

NASCAR News… SHAME on Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson’s crews for trying to get one up on the competition out at Sonoma this weekend.  They will both now start at the back of the pack for the race… which they should, and also face probably fines and penalties imposed by NASCAR next week sometime…which they should!!  I will admit, Jeff was going to be my first pick this week, but that has changed.  Hopefully, the picks for tomorrow’s race will be posted by race time tomorrow…

Okay, guess that is about it for now folks!!  I need to get in the shower as I have been basking in the beautiful FL sunshine today… and, it is hot as your creamy cum when it sprays all over me, down here!  And yes, down there, too!!

Here’s hoping you are ALL having a wonderful weekend… as I continue to search for clues!

Take care,

Lyndee

 

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Say It Isn’t So…

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 22, 2007 under Uncategorized

… we are finally going to CA? 

Happy weekend everyone… hope it is a great one!!!

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It’s a poetry day…

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 20, 2007 under NotablePoets

I am not sure what made me think of this Dickinson masterpiece today, but I have found myself repeating it over and over…one of my favorite poetic pieces.  Read it several times, and hopefully you, too, will derive the beauty I have!

Emily Dickinson – “Hope” is the thing with feathers

“Hope” is the thing with feathers –

That perches in the soul –

And sings the tune without the words –

And never stops — at all –

And sweetest — in the Gale — is heard –

And sore must be the storm –

That could abash the little Bird

That kept so many warm –

I’ve heard it in the chillest land –

And on the strangest Sea –

Yet, never, in Extremity,

It asked a crumb — of Me.

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Okay Guys….

Posted by Lyndee on Jun 19, 2007 under Uncategorized

I am back…

After I go for my weekly treat of a massage, I will be back on the phones this afternoon!  Yeah, I know…it has been about three weeks!!  But, you are wantin’ me, this I know!! I have received your emails and arranged call requests!  YOU have spoken, my bois!!!

Sorry, I just couldn’t get out of the “vacation mode”!  But, the vacation is over and it is time to get back to taking care of my clients…oh, you bois are sooo spoiled, LOL!!  So am I!!!  Nothing wrong with that though, is there?  Of course not!

Thanks for hanging in there with me… so, I suspect I will be hearing from YOU, YOU and YOU very soon!!

Hoping you all have a great Tuesday….

Lyndee

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