Hmmmmmmmmm, in the night!!!!

WAY TO GO, SPURS!!!!! 

…..yes, you all know how I love my alphabet!!  Well, in an effort to save fa_e in my NAS_AR _hallenge, I have now adopted the letter “P”!  Be_ause, you see, despite my five straight losses, I will PERSEVERE and overcome the most re_ent adversities!  I will refrain from even mentioning the third letter of the alphabet…. that’s right, I think that AB_ and _i_i have tried to distra_t me with all of this _ business!  POOF….be gone!  They have be_ome just waaaay to _o_ky….and, I am not going to fall PREY to their ta_ti_s any longer….nope, ain’t happenin’!!

So, in honor of my new love affair with the letter “P”, I PRESENT you with a PRETTY PICTURE….yes, I will retain the _rown!!  It is an extension of my new favorite letter…HAHAHAHAHA!!!

On a mu_h happier note!  Tomorrow Jilly and I leave to go on our 5-6 day va_ation!  I am really PSY_HED and have spent the last hour and a half PA_KING!  How many _lothes does a girl really gotta take for five days?  LOL, don’t ask!!!  We are really going to have a great time… POSITIVELY!  You would think that with what I have PA_KED that I were going away for a month!  But, ya know….you never know, so you have to be PREPARED!  So, I am just that…

I will not return to the PHONES after tonight until the 6th of June! An entire week…no Lyndee….ahhhhhhhh!!!  I have really earned this one guys, truly!  It has been a tough road the PAST several months, and it is time to es_ape to a very spe_ial pla_e for a little R and R!!!  I appre_iate your understanding and well wishes!!!  Will let you know all about it upon my return…

While I am away however, I expe_t you all to be very good bois and men….no hanky PANKY….LOL, yeah righto, Lyndee!!!  Keep your hands where they belong…yeah, right there…. no rea_hing for the PHONES, be_ause I will not be there… every now and again, just rea_h into your left PANTS PO_KET and give your member a little squeeze for me!!  Or, the right….whi_hever way you’re most _omfy!!

Alright, well… I wish you all a fabulous week… I will be _he_king in every so often…._annot go anywhere without the laptop… besides, I have the little furry guy to keep tabs on while I am away!!

Okay folks, I am outta here for now…. see ya on the 6th, or maybe the 7th… thanks for hangin’ in there!!!

Hugs,

Lyndee

…..because most times, it doesn’t LIE!! 

Good Tuesday….almost Wednesday here!!!  I hope you all had an awesome day…. I have stayed very busy all day and night, play and work!!!

Will write more tomorrow…. ready to get in touch with my gut!

Sweet Dreams!!!!

It will be by no accident that D2′ed WINS tonight, LIVE from Charlotte!!!!!

Have a great day everyone….on our way out the door!!!

Lyndee

WOW, what a day?  It all started very early this morning…well okay, not really that early…but, when you are a night (or, as some would say early morning) owl, even 8 am can be early!  But, ya know…SOME DAYS you just don’t mind that you didn’t really get much sleep because the rewards of the day have a way of providing the much needed energy you need to get through the day…today was one of those days for me!!  It started with a capital “A” for AWESOME, and now that *SHE* has finally gone to bed, I can relax…and, reflect!!!  And, I do…did I say today was an AWESOME day?

Okay, so we have the race at Charlotte this weekend, and I am feeling REEEEEEEALLY GOOD about this one…so, I am going to post the picks made by myself and none other than Mr. ABC himself…this week is pivotal for me…you see, if I do not win, he takes the first set and I am not real keen on this…I would much rather it be 6-6 than 7-5, wouldn’t you?  Yeah, I knew that you would be on my side…sorry ABC!

Lyndee’s Picks…. Kurt Busch, Dale, Jr., Denny Hamlin, Mark Martin, Jeff Burton and Jeff Gordon!!!  How in the hay does ABC think he can beat this lineup?

ABC’s Picks…. Jimmie (SLIM) Johnson, Ry-Ry Newman, Fathead Stewart, Matt (Splatt) Kenseth, Kyle (will crash my brother to try and win) Busch, and Kasey (WHO?) Kahne…WOW, must have been distracted when you made that pick!!!

So, there you have it folks!!  Wish me luck…I really need this win Sunday!!!!!!

I hope that you all have a great holiday weekend…be safe in your travels and play HARD!!!

xoxox

Lyndee 

…..Little Miss (is that right?) arrival!!   As you might imagine, we are both very excited!!  I can go ahead and tell you the little surprises I have in store for her arrival, as she will not be reading this before she gets here!!  So, you will know before her…some nice girly things and a few naughty things too!!  She is going to kill me…LOL, who cares?  It has been a long time since I have been able to play practical jokes on her, and I am taking advantage of it, trust me!!

For starters…she advised me that she doesn’t sleep on anything less than 400 thread count sheets…LMAO, I don’t blame her…. I will only sleep on upwards of 360 thread count Egyptian Cotton!  So, in her honor, I went out and bought her own set of sheets….yes, she can take them home with her… I really don’t want her sheets after she has been playing in them for a week, LOL!!!  400 thread count queen size sheets…(We will keep the cost a secret! Let’s just say, THEY AIN’T CHEAP…but, she is worth it!!) So, I have her bed made up all pretty….for a Princess!!  LOL, there is a special gift under each pillow…YEP, I bought her a new vibe and it is….what color?  Yep, you guessed it, PURPLE!!  Afterall, it is my favorite color!!  And, under the other pillow are some….sssshhhh….nipple clamps!  She advised me that she had always wanted some…we shall see???

On the counter in the guest bathroom is a bucket of goodies from Bath and Body Works…her favorite flavor, of course, Cucumber Melon!  That is also my favorite… she is such a Lyndee protoge’!!  And, one last thing… on the nightside table is a Playgirl and a Playboy, just cuz she is kinda kinky like me and likes the guy on guy action…figured she might want something to read (yeah right) while she is here… Oh, I forgot to tell you that I also got her a bag of lollipops…I hear she is a great “sucker”!  Well, actually I know she is….LOL!!!

So, the little furry guy and myself are all ready for “The Jizz”!!  We are going to have a great time…. and, next Friday we will be going away on a little vacation for five days and then she returns home!!  So, we are both really excited about her visit, it has been several years since we have seen one another!!

Wait until she sees what is in my toy chest… we will probably be at the Adult Novelty store while she is here….LOL!!!

Anyway, I hope you are all doing well!  Sorry, I know I have been a bit forgetful in posting the past few days but, preparing for the Jizzy one is no easy task… or, let’s just say…I wanna make sure everything is nice and special…creating more memories for the both of us…

Now, don’t you want to cum and be my guest?  Yeah, I knew you would…. and, I promise I will put all of the fun and fine touches on you as well…  Why, because I am a GIVER… of many, many things!

Looking forward to hearing from you….

xoxox

Jizzy and I will be doing calls together… I do not know what times we will be on, as we have a lot to do while she is here!!  I should also tell  you that when we are doing 2 girl calls, the price will go from my usual 1.89/min to 2.99/min!!  Nothing cheap about us…NOTHING!!!

Lyndee

…at my expense, ABC! I know that you are basking in your glory today after the All Star Race last night in Charlotte!  You can finally say… “Lyndee, I am on TOP”…something you have been wanting to brag about for the last….. 9-10 weeks!! 

I purposely didn’t post the picks for last night’s race, as I thought maybe all of the pre-race bragging was actually working in reverse!  So, I kept mine and ABC’s picks for the race a secret… no bantering… no distractions… no smack talking before the race about how great each of our picks were!

Folks, I have to tell you… I HAD THE ROYAL FLUSH, (no comments from the peanut gallery on the Flush, please) the winning hand…. I kid you not.  Through segment three, my six drivers were in the top 7, while ABC’s were struggling and lolly gagging towards the middle and back of the field!  I was in HEAVEN…. I had started my blog entry…. had the champagne on ice and the trophy in hand…  I was finally going to be back in the lead of our NASCAR Challenge.  Last night was the perfect example of “It Ain’t Over ‘Til The Fat Lady Sings”!  OMG, within a matter of just a few laps, my hopes of taking the lead….faded… fast and hard!  For those of you that follow NASCAR and watched the race last night, I am going to post my picks and then ABC’s… after checking them out,  you will have a better understanding as to why I was celebrating after the 3rd segment….  as follows:

Lyndee Picks:  Jeff Gordon, Jeff Burton, Kevin Harvick, Kurt Busch, Kyle Busch and Denny Hamlin…. looked great, didn’t they???

ABC’s Picks:  Tony Stewart, Jimmie Johnson, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Matt Kenseth, Ryan Newman…and, he went out on a limb by picking the winner of the Open, who was it?

Well, thank you Mr. Kyle Busch for starting my demise!  Crashing your own brother… damn you!  Lap Two, I lose two of my drivers that were obviously in contention to win… at very least top 5 finishes!  Boom, then there goes Hamlin!  I’m outta here…. followed by Mr. Pink Panty Gordon himself…. well, at least he came back to finish 11th!  Dammit, I tell ya…. I am not sure just what ABC has going on over there… some connection with the NASCAR Psychics or something…. but, in the end… he was the winner.  Yes follks, it is now 5-6, with ABC leading the series!!!

So, I find it only fitting to, in his honor of beating out the D2 FOUR straight races now, that I bestow upon him the following as his prize!!