Archive for February, 2007

I am LIVID!

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 28, 2007 under Senseless Chatter

I just did an awesome post…lost power on my laptop, so it went into Hibernate mode!  Well, I got back on and, this friggin’ blog, powered by WordPress, LOST my post!

Don’t mess with me right now….

Anyway, yeah I took today off, too!!  LOL, I WILL BE BACK TOMORROW!!  This, I promise!!!

Have a great night…I wouldn’t be much fun to talk to right now anyway!!  I cannot believe I lost my post……..

Goodnight!

xoxox

Lyndee

 
Life is short,
 
Break the rules, 
 
Forgive quickly,
 
Kiss slowly, Love truly, 
Laugh uncontrollably,
 
And never regret anything that made you smile. 
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Beyond the fantasies…

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 27, 2007 under Getting To Know ME, Niteflirt

I felt compelled to write tonight about…”Beyond the Fantasies”…a topic that makes reference to the fact that some of you have gotten to know the “real Lyndee.”  In just over my two years on the phones, I have been very Blessed with awesome clients…for the most part!  And, for this I am very thankful and appreciative!

Okay, so…some of you know of the challenges I am currently facing in my personal life.  I don’t make it a habit of sharing my personal life with many but, for those of you that have gotten to know me beyond the fantasy…those of you that I talk to about life, religion, politics, weather and, SPORTS with, I want to take a moment to thank you for all of the moral support you have provided me, and continue to provide me! 

I have taken the past three days off…and, a couple of you have noticed, and emailed me to make sure that everything is okay!  I have answered your emails personally, however, I wanted to also do so publically.  I am not going to call you out by name…you know who you are!  If you know ME, you also know I never breach confidentiality!  As they say in Vegas, “what happens in our fantasyland, stays in our fantasyland.”  Wait, I said I was going beyond the fantasies…

So, here I am…the past two months has been pure hell!  Yes, I can say it!  Actually, the past four years has been a non-stop (it seems, anyway) run of loss!  Again, I am not going into detail…it really isn’t important that I do so.  Some of you know!  Some of you have been right there with me through a majority of the “punches.”  Some of you have been a great support to me!  Some of you CONTINUE to be a great support to me!  Some of you notice when I am not signed in, and take the time to email me to make sure things are okay. 

Priceless.  Very much appreciated.  Humbled.  Thankful.  Touched.  Those are just a few of the feelings that I experience when I get the type of emails I have the past day or two.  Again, I thank you….xoxoxoxo

And, to those of you that are reading this and wondering what the heck is going on…to you, I say…

We all experience things in our lives that are eye opening, hurtful, crushing, life changing, etc…  We lose those we love the most.  We lose at love.  We lose at sports (ha, had to get that one in!)  But, through the losses, we MUST persevere…move on and make the very best of every day we have here on this precious earth.  We must live each day as if it were our last, because it may very well be!  I am a firm believer that when your number is up, you’re gone!  And, I don’t mean for this to be a sad post but, it is reality!

Thus, “Beyond the Fantasies”…the reality is in all of us, we just share our fantasies.  I don’t get to know each and everyone of you on a personal level but, the reality is there, within you and, within me!  We all experience life’s ups and downs…this is this lovely thing we call life!  You roll with it, take your punches, deliver a few when necessary and, move on!

So, to try and finish this up…sorry, I got a little out of control.  But, it is hard to just give a short thank you…for anything!  I feel like I have to give a sort of toast, if you will!  Okay, so…everything is fine, I have just felt the need to take a few days off!  I have been burning the candle at both ends…trying to work my “reality” job and the phones!  And, I cannot deny the stress of my family’s situation.  So, with all of this being said…

I THANK YOU ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART…for your thoughtfulness and concern.  It truly means more to me than you will EVER know, that you took time out for your favorite fantasy girl!  The girl that sometimes allows you to be part of her reality…and, me of yours!

I say it all of the time…but, I truly do have some of the BEST CLIENTS a PSO could possibly have!  And, some of you have become more than a client…a friend!  I thank you for this as well; your friendship and support!

I hope that all of you are well…and, may you have a night of peace, love and happiness.  Life is so very, very precious…do not waste a minute!  CHEERS!

xoxoxo

Lyndee

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Luscious Lyndee’s ABC’s

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 26, 2007 under Getting To Know ME, Niteflirt

A    Aural Consultant…on my tax returns!!  And, Angela StLawrence is absolutely TOPS!

B     BAD WORDS, don’t use them (Refer to my blog entry on Bad Words)

C     Careful what you ask for, you just might get it!

D     Dress up time, for those of you that are into it!!

E     Elevate yourself…mentally!

F     Facials…one of my absolute favorites!!  If I had my way, would have at least 3 a day!

G     Get comfortable! I have heard either a bed or recliner is the best!  I prefer my bed…when alone!

H     Hand jobs, just one of the things I offer!

I     Intelligence! Yes, we all know mine is above average!! Intoxicating….that is what I am!          

J     Jilly2Jizz is not only a great friend, but an awesome PSO!!!

K     Kinky confessions are welcome, in fact, encouraged!

L     LUSCIOUS LYNDEE!!  Loveable and lickable!!

M     Mutual masturbation is a wonderful thing, especially with moi!  Mysterious!

N     Never expect me to put the phone “down there.”  NAKED!

O     Orgasms are sometimes multiple…be prepared!  ORIGINAL!

P     Please, no minor age roleplay, incest or beastiality requests!  Panty Boys ROCK!

Q     “Quickies” are nice, when not on the phone with this chica!

R     Rock your World…over and over and over again, yes I will!!

S     Seductive, sensuous, salacious and stimulating, just to name a few!  Oh, and sassy sometimes!  And, let’ not forget my favorite number, SIXTY-NINE!

T     “Thingy’s” are always my attire, until removed! (Refer to my blog entry on My Thingy)

U     Upright, back against the wall, Me on my knees!  Unforgettable!  Unmatched!  Unique! 

V     VOICE fetish, I have an extreme voice fetish!

W     Wankers, I love you guys!!

X     XXX Rated!

Y     Yes, you will….understood?

Z     Zinger…you just had the ultimate phone sex experience with the Luscious one!  And, of course, zealous!

 

I just thought I would let you guys know, I am having a very relaxing day off!!  So much, I have decided to take another!!  I am sitting out by the pool…writing, tanning, and just enjoying myself!!  It is an absolutely gorgeous day here today…wish you were here!! Anyway, back on the phones….Tuesday afternoon!!  Thanks for allowing me this much deserved time off!!  Talk to you tomorrow…and, enjoy My ABC’s!!!

xoxo

Luscious Lyndee  

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Another from the archives…

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 26, 2007 under Erotica

That look in My eyes…again!  Yes dear, I know. I know exactly what I want.  That’s right, My palms gripped tightly around your cock, as I sit in front of you and give you the hand job that you love!  I love the way My hands feel wrapped around your cock. Just lay back and relax…it is My turn to take care of you, first!  My soft hands stroking you, as I sit with My legs spread wide in front of you. I begin to feel My wetness as I toy with your cock.  I look deeply into your eyes, knowing that once again you want to give Me My favorite treat. Yes, your cum.  You want to give it and, I demand it, as always.

You feel the warmth of My tongue against the head of your cock, as I gently slide the head of your cock back and forth across My lips…rubbing your cock up and down My cheeks, across My forehead, down and across my chin.  I can’t stand it, I have to take you into My mouth…My lips locked right under the rim…My tongue swirling around your head, already tasting your pre-cum…and, as I begin to slide My lips down your hard shaft…the phone rings!

Wait, I whisper. I will be right back! I have to take care of his needs now. Maybe you would like to listen as he gets Me off?  His voice penetrating my senses as you lay watching Me as I pleasure Myself to his voice…I hold My moistened fingers to your lips, teasing you with the occasional taste of My juices.  I’m sorry your cock must now wait. No, you can’t fuck Me right now…now, it is all about him!  And, don’t dare touch yourself, wait for me.

Hours later I hang up the telephone.  Exhausted I manage to utter, not tonight, honey.  I promise in the morning I will take your cum, I promise.  I feel your hard cock against My ass as you take Me into your arms, holding me as I drift off to sleep.

With the morning sun rising, I awaken, with your stiffened cock still nestled against Me.  I arouse you from your sleep with my lips, once again, wrapped around you.

I apologize for my laziness today…but, I am taking the day off!!  So, I have pulled another one from the archives of mid 2006!  I know, I can be such the tease!  You know, I would never actually deny a man in my real life…actually, the above is just part of the whole tease and denial thing!  I was just, fantasizing, I suppose??

Anyway, I will be on the phones late this afternoon….yes, I know it is after midnight!  I am on my way to bed now…even though the Oscars are still on…I will read about them later on!!

Okay, happy Monday everyone…make it a good one!!

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Chicks R Better Racers!!

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 25, 2007 under NASCAR

Just stopping by real quick…having a great Sunday off!!  I have slept off and on a lot of the day, and it has been nice!  I have been staying up waaaaay too late for the past few weeks on the phones, and I am exhausted!!

Anyway, I finished SECOND today in my Fantasy Nascar League….so psyched!  So, I move up to 3rd overall in my league!  All of the guys want to know who the chick in the skirt is, going by the name of “Chicks R Better Racers!”  Well, la dee da!  This chica is beating out the boys…and, that is what I like!! 

Anyway, I lost Truex early on….but, the remaining four of my picks finished in the top 16…and, can you believe I let Dale Jr. go at the last minute?  I hated doing it, but it worked out good for me!!  

Thanks to the client that gave me all of the advice, even if I did go back and make some last minute swaps!  Just a “feeling” I had…and, how about Mark Martin?  After getting totally ROBBED by NASCAR last week at Daytona, he had another fine performance today….glad I picked him back up this morning!

Okay, I will stop boasting now…am off to watch the Oscars!!  Hope you all have a great night, and I will talk to you soon!!!

Peace, love and happiness!!

Luscious Lyndee

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My “thingy”

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 25, 2007 under Getting To Know ME, Senseless Chatter

Phone sex, and my “thingy”…sounds almost pornographic, eh?  C’mon now, get your mind out of my panties for just a minute, please!  I have something I want to explain about this entire “thingy” issue, so just sit back and relax, grab a glass of Gatorade, water, or your beverage of choice and let me explain!

Many of you have heard me talk about my “thingy.”  Sometimes it is pink, sometimes red, maybe even purple (my favorite color, afterall).  It could also be green, yellow, floral, or plaid!  My point is, my “thingy” is whatever I decide it is!  Incidentally, you all have your “thingy”, so why can’t I?

All of you know that it can be very HOT here in FL, and sometimes the “thingy” helps to keep me cool.  My “thingy” also serves as a slight cover up to other “thingy’s” (should that be “ies”, Mr.  Webster?)  I love my “thingy”, and as most of you already know, my “thingy” is an extension of all that I am. 

So, next time you call and ask me, “Lyndee, what are you wearing?”, and I respond with “oh, one of my thingy’s”, let me show you what I mean!  My “thingy” or “thingy’s” is very similar to the photo below…we girl’s often refer to them as baby dolls, but so many of you would always ask…what is that?  So, I just got in the habit of saying, “oh, you know, just one of my thingy’s”!

aaaa.jpg   See, just like I always describe!  Thin straps, hits me about mid thigh, maybe a tad above, cotton, light, airy, cool, pretty and, most importantly, allows for easy access!! 

So, next time you call and ask what I am wearing…you have a visual!  I hope this helps all of you who really never understood what I meant when I said, “oh, just one of my thingy’s!” 

And, you thought by the title of this entry I was being naughty, didn’t you??  Guys, give me a break…I am not always naughty, just most of the time!!!

Have a great Sunday!  Good hearing from YOU as always!  I will be back Monday afternoon!!  Until then, be happy, share the love and, spread the peace!

xoxo

Lyndee

 

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Operator, please connect me…

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 24, 2007 under Getting To Know ME, NASCAR, What Clients Say About Me

To the best phone sex operator available!  I mean, I want the cat’s meow!  I want the girl that is going to make me squirm, tingle, dance and sing!  I want your top of the line girl, with the perfect voice, measurements and script(s).

Not…

Well, it was all good until he said he wanted the girl with the perfect scripts!  You see, if you have ever talked to me, you know I DO NOT use scripts!  So, if you are looking for a narrator, I suggest you move along, friend!

However, if you are in search of a PSO with a very vivid imagination, creative roleplays, soft and sensuous voice, playful attitude, above average intelligence, lover of mutual masturbation, articulate, naughty, a little dominant, a little submissive, seductive, hypnotic, won’t stop until you get enough (or, pass out), giving (in more ways than one), a taker (don’t forget, IT is MINE when we are on the telephone), sexy, kinky, sweet, empathetic, genuine, HOTTTT, amazing, outstanding, understanding, incredible, sultry, wonderful, delicious, delectable, “the best”, awesome, beautiful…inside and out, freewheeling, erotic, freaky, amazing, superb, incredible, breathtaking, addictive, intuitive, fun, superb, fabulous, wise, tasty, frisky, energetic, charming, scrumptious, heaven on earth, friendly, adorable, enthusiastic, glorious, stunning, splendid, a little devilish, non-judgemental, addicting, caring, attentive and, the list goes on, my friends…then you have found your PERFECT phone sex operator in MOI!

I am not a moan and groan girl, just so you know!  I am not going to pant and spit into the phone for you! I am not going to put the phone “down there” for you to hear anything (that is just gross, in my opinion). 

Contrary to popular belief, PSO’s do not sit around all day playing with their kitties!  If I begin to actively partake in our call, you are going to know it!  I do not fake orgasms…ever!  But, like yourself, I have needs…so, it is not unheard of for me to become actively involved…I see absolutely nothing wrong with doing a little phone cha-cha every now and then!!  LOL, mmm hmmm….Lyndee and phone cha-cha, synonomous! 

I admit, I have my fetishes…the biggest being a VOICE fetish…and, if you have a hot voice, you are pretty much assured of experiencing one of my unforgettable O’s!  By the way, where have YOU been??  And, for those of you that know me REAL well, you can always tell when you have hit the jackpot!!  A little giggle, tear, or total silence?

Okay, you get my drift?  You have heard a little of what MY CLIENTS say about me…I didn’t make up any of the stuff a few paragraphs up!!  It is all in black and white on my feedback pages…you can search it out if you would like! 

Stroking myself?  Perhaps!  C’mon, I listen to you guys stroking all of the time!! I have had a rather rough day and in need of some “pats”!  But, if you REEEEEALLY know me, you know that I give each and every call 110% and, if you aren’t happy, I’m not happy!!  So, let’s just all be happy!!  What do ya say?

So, put yourself in that comfy spot, clear your mind, get out your favorite lotion or oil, if you use them, dial me up and, let’s play!

phone_sex_by_mjranum.jpg  Your favorite PSO is waiting….

Have a happy day, and I hope to hear from YOU soon!   Oh, and as a reminder, I will be OFF the phones Sunday to Monday afternoon…don’tcha know, family time is SOOOOOOOO very important, and I will be with my family!!  So, get on that Panasonic, Sony, Uniden, Motorola, Ericsson, Wal-Mart special…whatever you have available and give me a ring!! 

Ciao, peace, love and all of the happiness in the world to each and everyone of you!!

xoxo

Lyndee

P.S.  FSU wins…I told ya!  Tomorrow, CA…gotta go with Gordon! 

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Oldie but goody!

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 23, 2007 under Erotica, Getting To Know ME

aaa4.jpg       A piece I wrote last year that is worth re-publishing!!  Enjoy….

     

 THE CHAISE

I walk into your room and find you laying naked on the Chaise.  Waiting on someone, are you?  With the soft flicker of candlelight, I can see that familiar sparkle in your eye.  No words are spoken, simply that “look” that alerts me of your craving.  Your want.  Your need.  I am here for you now, so you can take your hand off your cock. 

You feel my freshly manicured nails, painted candy apple red, on  your right instep.  Moving upward, I begin to gently brush my fingertips up the inner aspect of your calf and thigh.  Bypassing, but not to ignore your stiffened cock, I trace your ”love trail” up your tummy, and through the soft hair on your chest. You resist the urge to reach down and take your cock back into your hand, knowing that within seconds it will be my hand wrapped around you.  Afterall, it is MY cock.

Feeling my soft hands cupping your face and bending down to kiss your angel soft lips…just a peck, as I reach down, you feel my palm wrapping itself around you.  Slowly stroking you as I brush my lips against every part of your face.  Leaving traces of my pale pink lipstick; making an artwork of your face.  Feeling my tongue against your ear…as I softly whisper, I feel your response within my grip.

My tongue glides back to your lips, parting to take me in.  Sucking me in, hard!  Tongues dancing, being sucked back and forth with such force.  I feel your hands reaching up to cup my breasts; my nipples already erect.  I remove my hand from your cock, reach up and pull the belt of my robe.  My robe opens and falls to the floor.

I straddle the Chaise, taking your cock back into my grasp, beginning to rub the head of your cock against my outer lips…your eyes, like a reflection in mine.  Feeling my wetness and your precum against my lips, I open myself up to you, and begin to masturbate my clit with your cock.  Using your cock…for my pleasure.   Ultimately, the head of your cock works its way into me.  I begin to lower myself onto you, however, you are already thrusting into me.  I cannot fuck you fast enough.  Gripping and milking you…fucking you with my eyes.  And, that sweet cunt you crave so often. 

Tell me…tell me what it is that you want? 

I hope you all have a SUPER weekend!  Be safe, have fun, and I will talk to you soon!!

xoxo

Luscious Lyndee

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Since HE brought it UP!

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 22, 2007 under Getting To Know ME, What Clients Say About Me

bad_words.jpg    Sorry, but in a client’s response to one of my blog entries last night, he reminded me of something!!  Yes, you guys do cause me to give hard thought to certain things…once in awhile!  And, this is a good thing, as you all know how much I love to think…i.e. challenge the gray matter!  Anyway, today I am going to give you a little insight into certain words that I term as BAD and, NOT IN A GOOD WAY! 

Ready, set, go….by the way, these are in no particular order!

PENIS….this is such a creepy word!  I mean, this is the word that is reserved for physicians, and The Birds and The Bees!  I don’t like licking or sucking a penis…I don’t care for stroking a penis…I never want to fuck a penis, no way!  That is something that my ancestors did…this is 2007, and the word to use in ANY sexual situation is COCK!  Or, DICK!  I will even settle for SCHLONG…lol!  But, please…never the dreaded “P” word!

VAGINA…again, this is purely a clinical word!  This is not a word I like to hear used in the “heat of our phone cha-cha!”  This word is reserved for the side of a feminine product box; the instructions on how to insert….  As a woman in my 30′s, the “V” word escaped my vocabulary back in high school Health Ed class.  So, just as I respect your wishes, please respect mine!  I prefer CUNT but, PUSSY is okay, too!  Po-Po, treasure chest, love canal and, hole are also acceptable.  But again, I prefer CUNT or PUSSY!

Twat/Snatch…come on guys, lol!  Twat did you say?  Okay, Tweetie!  Twat is today anyway, Thursday?  Snatch, the perfect word to describe a thief!  I do not have a lisp and am not a thief, so please do not refer to my sweet little cunt as either!! 

Goo…OMG, this one really reminds me of elementary art class!  Goo, it is what I said before I could pronounce my L’s…then it became glue!  It is just so ICKY…another word I despise!  The secretions I bestow upon you, and you me, is CUM, juices, creamy load, or anything else you can think of…but, NOT GOO!

PRICK…this one is right up there with penis, only prick has splinters attached!  And, splinters are not at all comfortable!  They are like sand spurs, digging into the soles of your feet…ouch!  There is nothing sexual about the work prick, trust me!

LABIA…sounds like a country, not my sweet puffy cunt lips or pussy lips!  Please do not refer to any part of my mound as labia!

I know, I really have no right at all to be so picky!  Afterall, you are the one spending money to call me…however, if you REALLY want me to get into our calls, please do not use any of the aforementioned terms!  Ad nauseum!

I wish you all a very happy day, and I hope to hear from YOU soon!!

xoxo

Lyndee

P.S.  If you really want to score with Lyndee, you will always end a call with….Lyndee, you are the BEST!  Now that is an awesome word, BEST!  What I strive to be…what I am!

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Girls Have Their Hair Stylists….

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 20, 2007 under Friends, Getting To Know ME, What Clients Say About Me

kiss.jpg    You have heard the old expression, “Only her hairdresser knows for sure” but, who do you guys have that know “for sure?”  I ask this question because over the past two years I have made lasting friendships with several of my clients!  And, while a lot of my colleagues will say things like…”oh, he is just trying to get free phone sex”, “he is just telling you what you want to hear”, “he isn’t being truthful, he’s full of shit like most men”, etc… I tend to give my clients the benefit of the doubt!  So, I have come to the conclusion, for you men, that “Only Your PSO Knows For Sure!” 

I do feel that besides the obvious, providing sexual fantasies for my clients, I am also the type that most of you feel very comfortable with.  I have spoken with many of you at length about various situations in your lives, marriage or relationship issues, sexual issues, Liberal vs Conservative issues, movies, books, etc…  Contrary to what most people think, not ALL of my phone calls are necessarily about “getting the guy off.”  And, I like that!  I like the fact that you feel comfortable enough to talk to me about anything…knowing that whatever we discuss is not going to go any further than…the two of us! 

I know there are things you cannot discuss with your buddies, casual friends, mates, or colleagues.  And, whoever said that a guy and a girl cannot be “just friends?”  I have always despised hearing that…to me, it is utter bullshit!  Just because a guy feels a friendly connection with a girl, doesn’t mean they are banging each other!  I think this feeling comes from those that are very insecure with their relationships!!  I mean really, what’s up with that?

Anyway, just today I had a client refer to me as his “blanket.”  Someone that warms his soul and, brushes against him ever so slightly as to ease the pains and sorrows of his life!  WOW, it truly almost brought tears to my eyes!  I remind you, I maybe just a voice over the phone but, first and foremost I am a human being just like yourself…with wants, needs and dreams!

And, I see absolutely nothing wrong with two consenting adults sharing those amongst each other….so remember,

Only Your PSO Knows For Sure!!  Sweet dreams, my friends!

xoxo

Lyndee

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