Archive for January, 2007

Just a quick hello!

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 31, 2007 under Niteflirt, Senseless Chatter

horny.jpgWell, I am back after a stressful two days!! So, you know what that means, RIGHT?  I am ready to get rid of some of this muscle tension and mental stress!!  I am ready to unwind and get totally down and dirty!  I am ready to “raise the roof” as they say, and I really don’t give a shit if my neighbors hear me…never have cared!  In fact, I love it when they do!  I am ready to “pop my po-po” for you…lol, cute, eh?  You get my drift, right?

Simple…pick up the phone and give me a call!!  Some of you I haven’t heard from in awhile…HELLO, where are you?  There is NO time like the present, so…let’s HIT IT guys!!  Don’t disappoint me, okay?  LOL!!

Anyway, I hope you are all well…and, I look forward to hearing from you VERY soon!!  Like, 20 minutes ago…

xoxo,

Lyndee

Great weekend….

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 28, 2007 under What Clients Say About Me

strawberrypie1.jpg   WOW, now if that doesn’t look delectable?  I want to just reach through my monitor, snatch it, and savour every last bite!  Kind of like all of the men in the world…no, I’m not greedy!!  Anyway, as I type and look at this delicious peice of what looks to be chocolate cream pie, granished with, yes…my favorite…strawberry, my mouth is salivating…uncontrollably!!  Mmmmm, wish I had a piece….well, of that, too!!

I had a great weekend!  What started out as somewhat slow has ended with a BANG!  Well, actually a couple of them…lol!  I had a fun time on NiteFlirt this weekend…as always, MY BOYS are the BEST!  Once again, showering me with very enjoyable calls…I must mention that I obtained a new client this weekend, and after our first call (yes, there was more than one), he sent me one of the kindest emails I have ever received.  You all know how much I give, and how I strive to make your call to me the VERY best…well, you may also know that after EVERY call I send out a little note to you…as I did with my new client!  Well, a few minutes after doing so, I received the most complimentary email in return, and because I pride myself on great client service, I am going to just post one line of the email because it made me feel so good about myself:

Thank YOU, Lyndee! I appreciate the note, it’s nice to talk to someone that shows some class…*smile*.

Now,  I know it probably doesn’t mean a lot to some of you, but I totally appreciate those words…it says a lot about myself and my client!  So, thanks for making my day!!  I never call clients out by name…but, he knows who he is, and I just wanted to thank you for reminding me why I love what I do!! 

So, I hope all of you had a great weekend!  I apologize that I was not on much, however, I had some personal business to attend to!  And, of course I spent some time with family, because that is VERY important!  Also, I will not be taking calls Tuesday from Tuesday morning until Wednesday night…just giving you a heads up!!  So, if you are reading this now and would like to play, give me a call before Tuesday morning!!

Okay, well that is it for now folks!  I am just going to chill and relax…and, hopefully get another really hot fucking call in before I call it a night!  Sweet dreams, wet dreams, and all of that stuff!!

xoxo,

Luscious Lyndee

Best Show On Television

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 25, 2007 under My Sluts, Niteflirt

speedyrecovery.jpg   Wishing YOU a very speedy recovery…yes, you know who you are!!  My thoughts are with you….xoxo

 

Okay, so not really a sexy title, but I am like the BIGGEST fan of Grey’s Anatomy and I hope you are too!  If you have never watched this show…you must, now!  I am sure that my medical background has a little to do with the reason why I love this show so much…but, there is so much drama and humor as well!  Really, I can think of no better way to spend my Thursday nights from 9-10pm EST!  When I get calls during this time frame, I just hit record on the DVD player, and get back to it later.  But, really, I go through intense withdrawals if I miss a show!  So, if you haven’t watched it, you should start…afterall, it wins award after award on all the award shows.

Today has been a very productive day with some personal and business projects!  I have been either on the phone or exchanging emails literally all day!  Yes, I am in the midst of exploring new avenues…I will keep  you posted!!

Elliot had the priviledge of speaking with me this morning!!  I say that, because we all know Elliot…just a submissive little slut!  Nothing short of a cum slut, who always shares some of the BEST stories with me on who he was most recently victim to!  I love it!!  I have had some other calls today as well, enjoying each and everyone…as always!!  But, so far today…my call with Elliot takes the Grand Prize, lol!!

Okay, well I am going to finish watching Grey’s Anatomy…I frickin’ love this show…it is like a drug to me…totally addicted!!!  I hope you all have a great night…would love to hear from you!  And, if not…have a great Friday, and let me hear from you over the weekend!!!

xoxo

Lyndee

Check out my new purse…pink and strawberries!!!

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 24, 2007 under Senseless Chatter

strawberries3.jpg  Happy Hump Day everyone!  Don’t you just love my new purse, lol?  In case you haven’t picked up on it yet, I LOVE STRAWBERRIES!!  They are sooo Luscious Lyndee (ish)…don’tcha think?

Anyway, I hope everyone is having a great day…I spent the better part of today visiting with family…and, arrived home to a car that had flipped in front of my house!  Apparently, the woman driver (don’t say it GUYS) had run off one side of the road, over corrected and ran into the wooden pilings that surround a beautiful tree and flower garden, and flipped the car!  It brought back terrible memories of when I was in a car accident several years ago and the car flipped…not much fun!!

Okay…so, my juices are really flowing today!  Are you surprised?  LOL, I awoke this morning so horny…thank goodness I had a nice call right off the bat!!  Those of you that know me, know morning is always a fun time to play… Well, anytime is the right time, but I guess after a nice sleep and sexual dreams *which I had last night*, I was just ready to go this morning!!  NICE….

So, I am going to sign off for now and start dinner…and, will be back later on to write some more….okay?

xoxo

The Truly Luscious One

P.S.  Special thoughts and prayers to you, my dear friend, for tomorrow!  You know who you are…without a doubt!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 21, 2007 under NFL Football

colts.jpgTHANK YOU, COLTS!!!!  AND, CONGRATULATIONS MPP!!!!!  I BET I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING, AGAIN, RIGHT NOW!!! WHAT A COMEBACK!!!!  I WIN….WOOO HOOOO!!!!  INSTEAD OF $150, I ONLY LOST $50 TODAY!!!!!!!!!!

COLTS AND BEARS….GOING WITH THE COLTS IN SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!

The Night Before….

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 20, 2007 under NFL Football, Niteflirt

strawberry2.jpg  Oh boy, we have the Divisional Playoffs tomorrow!  I have been getting asked all day by my clients who my picks are, so I am going to post them right here!  Firstly, I really wanted to take the Pats, but since I lost a bet last week, I have to take the Colts…not so bad, I guess?  And, since “Da Bears” have done so crappy lately, I am picking the Saints; I just feel they have more desire for the championship…plus, I like Brees over Grossman…can anyone guess why?  So, my picks for the Super Bowl are the Saints and the mmm, hmmm…. Patriots!  Or, Colts! My heart says Patriots, my bet says the Colts…okay?

So, Hillary announces today that she is officially in the running for 2008!  LOL, that is about all I have to say on that subject!

Busy, busy day on the phones…and, most interesting to say the least!  Some very good calls…and, I thank you all for that!!  Anyway, I think I will relax for a bit, grab something to eat, and read some!  I will be around all night tonight…but, will be signed off on Sunday from about 3pm-10pm or so…after the games I will be back on!! 

I hope you all have a great night…and, may your favorite team win tomorrow!!!

xoxo

Thank you…

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 20, 2007 under Uncategorized

A very special thank you to a very special client for your generosity tonight!  Not only was it an absolutely awesome call, but your in kind tribute was totally unexpected…I wish I could come up with something better than “thank you”, but I can’t!  Thanks, too, for your words of advice and wisdom…

Now…back to where we were…yeah, French Twist, white tank top and blue boy shorts…on the couch…with the Waiter from our favorite Italian restaurant…

SEX on the Beach

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 19, 2007 under Getting To Know ME, My Fantasies

sexonbeach.jpg  Well, growing up on the East Coast of Florida just a couple of miles from the white sandy beaches, it was always my fantasy to have sex on the beach!!  Of course, everyone I knew had done it…some just once, others many times! 

I had been “fingered”, given a blow job, and general innocent play on the beach, but never fucked!  When at 18, I decided it was my turn to experience what I had heard others say…laying on a blanket under the moonlight looking up at the stars, while the roar of the ocean echoed.  I was told that it would be an unforgettable experience…and, oh was it!!

My boyfriend at the time was a total fucking hottie!  I remember in high school, all of the girls were jealous of me…because he was MINE.  He was not a tall guy, but stocky…on the wrestling team, and had a body that was rock fucking hard!  He was undefeated in wrestling his senior year, and went on to finish 3rd in the state competition that year.  I was very proud of him…and, he was mine!

We spent a lot of time on the beach…it was our hangout!  There was a group of us that all congregated at the same beach approach everyday.  We would party…drink a little, smoke a little, watch the guys surf…while we girls would sunbathe and sing and dance to the music blaring from one of the guys super hi-fi’s!  We would chit chat about what we were going to do that night and who we were going to do it with!  Those were the days; not a care in the world, and living life like it should be lived…if only 18!

I remember this day like it was yesterday.  It had started to rain, so everyone was packing to leave the beach.  Summer storms could be brutal on the beach, afterall we are the lightning capitol of the world!  But, I loved it!  *Those of you that have gotten to know me, know how much I love fucking in the rain!* Well, me and my boyfriend were sitting in his truck talking, deciding where we were going to go eat.  He thought it was funny when I said, let’s eat right here!  He did not know what I meant, as he responded, “well, we have nothing to eat.” 

I reminded him of my fantasy…and, I asked him to please drive further up the beach to a spot that was isolated from the general public!  And, since it was pouring rain, there was nobody around to worry about!  I wouldn’t have minded had anyone caught us anyway, so long as it wasn’t the Cops! 

I could tell he was a little nervous…telling me how silly my fantasy was, and started teasing me and telling me how it doesn’t feel to good to get that fine grain sand in the crack of your ass…lol, now I can say…it sure doesn’t!  Anyway, we parked and began making out in the truck…and, as the lightning subsided a little, I told him that I wanted to get fucked right then and there…in the rain…on the beach…now!  After I started giving him a hand job, he agreed!

I remember grabbing a towel and swinging open the door, and laying the towel in the sand…I had on one of my skimpy two piece suits and he his “baggies”…I was so fucking excited…I laid down on the towel…READY!  My boyfriend, Bear, his nickname because of his size, lay nestled between my thighs, pulling my bottoms to the side and began eating my pussy!  I remember opening my mouth to catch the raindrops in my mouth…as he licked and fingered me until I erupted…

He got up and removed his “baggies”, and I sat up and began sucking his cock…he has the most beautiful cock I have ever seen, to this day!  I sucked his cock for just a few minutes, when he pulled me up and propped me against the side of the truck…it was pouring rain…with frequent bolts striking, and we were praying we didn’t get struck by the lightning.

He started to enter my wet cunt, working his cock in and out very slowly, working into a nice steady rhythm. The feel of the rain pounding on me, as I was getting pounded, is one that I will never forget.  I was finally getting to live my fantasy of getting fucked on the beach…he fucked me until he shot his load deep inside of me…and, feeling my cunt pulsating, I came again.  It is great being multi-orgasmic!  As he pulled his cock out of me, I slid down the side of the truck and took his cock into my mouth again…relishing the taste of the two of us!

Ohhhhh, I love getting fucked in the rain!  I love getting fucked on the beach!  Oh hell, I just love getting fucked!  And, I assure you that nothing has changed since I was the tender and innocent age of 18!  It has only gotten better and better…and, everytime it rains, I just want to run outside and fuck myself…

Hoping you all have a great day and a safe and happy weekend!

xoxo

Luscious Lyndee

What a day….

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 17, 2007 under Uncategorized

chocolate-coated-strawberries.jpg I am getting wet over here just looking at these strawberries!!  OMG, if they don’t look delectable?  Let me clarify, my mouth is salivating to the point that I have to swallow like every two seconds…so, get your mind outta my crotch!!  No, on second thought….keep it right there!

What a day…great day…stupendous day…lucrative day…better than yesterday day…!!! Boy, did I have a few awesome calls today…meow!  I am telling you, I am not sure what has gotten into you guys lately, but all of this attention is very welcome!  I have definitely had some of the BEST calls over the past week…and, tonight my call with a very regular caller was TOTALLY off the hook!  You know who you are…mmm hmm, sha-zam!  Thanks for allowing me the priviledge!!  LOL, after all of this time…

Okay, so I have been soooo excitable lately!!  And, so many new clients…I guess the word has gotten out?  Mmmm, all I can say is…I do have the “cream of the crop”, when it comes to clients!  Oh yes, I do!!

Anyway, I trust you have all had a wonderful day…and, that you have thought of me at least once or twice?  The wonderful fantasies woven?  Yes, indeed! 

For those of you in the COLD regions, I do hope that you are safe and warm!  This is some crazy weather going on lately.  Between the ice, snow, sleet…you guys take it easy, will ya?  I won’t tell you how warm it was here in FL today!!  It was a rainy day, but in the 60′s…oops, guess I told ya!  Anyway, I don’t have to worry about staying warm, I got plenty of you guys to keep me toasty!!  And, boy oh boy, do you?

Alright, enough bragging…although you deserve every bit of attention I give you…

I hope you all have a peaceful sleep…and, naughty dreams and recollections of our calls!  And as always, I hope to speak to you again soon!!!

xoxo,

Luscious Lyndee

Feeling melancholy….

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 15, 2007 under Friends, NFL Football, Notable Quotables

heartlight.jpgBeauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart — Kahlil Gibran

I have had a somewhat low key day today!  I had several really HOT calls…starting at about 5 am this morning…yes, one of my regulars has discovered a new fetish!!  I would say…he realllllly liked what I had to say!!  I do believe that is the hardest I have ever heard him cum, and he has been calling me for about a year!!

Then, of course, my dear Elliot!!  Yes, I have pondered the name of your book, and have come up with “Cock Stables”…eh, what do ya think?  Thanks for another very nice call today, Elliot!  You never cease to amaze me…NEVER!!!

I had a couple of new callers today as well…and, since I do not have permission to use their names, will just say…NICE!!!  Yes, you guys have been very, very good to me lately…in more ways than one!  No need to go into specifics, but you are very in tune with my desires as of late!!  Whew!

I also received one of the sweetest emails today from a fellow flirt!  It actually brought tears to my eyes…I thank you, my sweetness, for making my day with all of your very kind and encouraging words…and, for recognizing me for the person that I truly am!  I think we are now on the same wave length!!  Hugs and kisses to you!!!

So, the Chargers lost…pffffft!!!  So, now I have been suckered into a double or nothing bet on the Colts vs Patriots game!  Don’t ya know, I have the Colts!  So, again…yes, I am cheering for the Colts to beat the Pats next weekend!!  But, damn….I love Brady!!  Truth is…I really would love to tie him down, and totally tease his manhood for hours…then just fuck the shit out of him!!  Oops…did I say that?  Yep, you’re damn right I did!!!

Anyway, on that note…I guess I will go…I hope you are all having a wonderful evening…thanks for your great calls today, and I look forward to hearing from the rest of you soon!!!

xoxoxo

Luscious Lyndee