Archive for September, 2006

Pardon my POS!

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 26, 2006 under Senseless Chatter

Yes, that’s right!  Pardon my POS…aka, Post-Orgasmic Stupidity!!  You know…the tears, can’t walk, don’t know my name, total body vibratory sensations….the list goes on!!

Those of you who know me…I mean, really know me, understand what I am talking about here!!  While I would never deny the POS, it is a very mysterious “syndrome.”  I wonder just what happens to our wonderful brains during this time?  I understand the whole concept about the release of our bodies endorphines but, DAYUM!!!  There has to be something else going on here…I mean, just what is it that makes me shove my forearm into my mouth, biting down hard…after my “O’s”?  Things that make me go… Hmmmm!!

I hope you are all having a wonderful Tuesday….don’t know what made me just think of this, but I did!!  And, sometimes I just have to share my thoughts…..

Been gone too long….

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 25, 2006 under Friends, NFL Football, Senseless Chatter

Hi everyone…I am back!!!  I am truly sorry that I have been away so long, however, I came down with a nasty case of the change of season “yuckies”!!  Felt like the wrath of dead for almost a week…antibiotics, nasal sprays, ear drops, and antihistamines were all on the menu….sheweeeee!!!  In any event, I am back….and, taking calls!!!

Guess what today is?  It is National Kiss Day….so, don’t forget to shower your significant other…or, your favortie PSO with lots of friendly kisses!!!

Since I have been away, I have done a lot of reading…and, the one site that always keeps me coming back is www.zenfetish.com !  I know you have heard me say it before but, Miss StLawrence has such talent, my mouth drops open with every reading!!  So, please go and visit her website…and, do not forget to tell her I sent ya!!  Her insight and creativity are, in my humble opinion, unmatched on the net!  And, she is an awesome individual as well!! 

You know, unfortunately in the phone sex arena, there is a lot of backstabbing, gossip, etc… and, Angela is one girl that I have found to be level headed, bright as the brightest star, charming, business/goal oriented, sweet as the sweetest potato, and free of all the BS that runs rampant in this arena (besides myself)!  I am proud to call her my “sweet cheeks.”

I have really missed not taking calls the past ten days…and, not just because of the money end of it.  I truly have missed talking to my regulars and potential new clients!  I love my job, as those of you that know me know….and, whether it be talking about the weather, your fantasy, your fetish, or football….which brings to mind, my Jags lost yesterday….I have missed hearing from you all!!

Also, since I have not posted since my Birthday….I want to take this opportunity to thank those of you that sent flowers, gift certificates and tributes!  Each and every gift was sincerely appreciated, and while I sent personal emails to those of you, I wanted to thank you again….publicly.  Kisses and warm hugs!!

Well, I guess that is about it for now!  Sorry, short and sweet, I know….however, I must be off to make some din din!!  Not to worry, I will be back later on!!!

XOXO

Sorry….

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 14, 2006 under My Sluts, NFL Football, Niteflirt, Senseless Chatter, Uncategorized

Wow, I did not realize how long it had been since I had posted here in my blog!!  Sorry to those silent readers that have missed me!!  I have been somewhat sidetracked with
“The American Dream” proccess this past week!!  What a pain in the bazooka it is; I had forgotten!!

Well, I guess I didn’t fair to well in my picks this past week!  Hopefully, I will do better this week.  I cannot believe the bucks got skunked…but, then again so did the Raiders!!  Oops, sorry my friend, but you know I had to!  My Jags had a stellar performance against the Cowboys….lol, sorry Elizabeth…I know how heartbroken you are!!  Well, slut…suck it up, the loss that is!! I will write about your post-game performance a little later!!!

Well, tomorrow is the big day!!  Yep, my birthday!  Ugh, another year older…..that is all I have to say about it!!

Anyway, I just wanted to stop by while I had a minute and say hi to everyone….I hope you are all well and life is treating ya amazingly well!  I will be back a little later or tomorrow….so, until then my friends….keep reaching for the phone and call me!

XOXO

Lyndee

TODAY Is small penis PREVENTION DAY!!!

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 7, 2006 under My Fantasies, Niteflirt, Senseless Chatter

Okay, for all of you underdeveloped itty bitty peckers, today is your day!!  LMAO, how fitting that even the little guys get a day in their honor!!  I hope you all enjoy strumming your strings today…and, dribbling all over yourselves!  Drip, drip, drip…like a slowly leaking faucet…..

On a lighter note…I have not posted in a few days and I do apologize for that!  I have been very busy tending to some very exciting developments in my life!  But, the important matters have been taken care of, so now I can get back to concentrating on the fun stuff…my life on NiteFlirt!!!

Hey, something really cool…one of my blog entries has been published at the following link  http://www.femdomweblogs.com/  LOL, one of the most bizarre fetishes I have ever encountered.  But, you guys know me…the more bizarre, the better!!  So, I am sending out a “high five” to Richard for finding my entry worthy enough for publishing on such a very cool site!  Go check it out…lots of good reading there!!

Okay, so it is pouring rain here today.  And, for those of you that know me, know how much I love the rain!  Yes, I have a fetish for getting fucked in the rain!  So, if one of you (clearing my throat) sweet and sexy “take care of Lyndee” boys would be so kind as to give me a ringy dingy…I would be most appreciative!! 

My sister site www.missfuckalicious.com has been getting a lot of traffic and, I am happy for that!!  I also am having my web designer do some new pages for me, and will be switching out my NF pages every month or so….I like to change things up a little every so often!!

Okie Doke…well, I guess that is it for now….hope you are all well, and I look forward to hearing from ya soon!!!  As a side note, I cannot believe I took Pittsburgh over the Dolphins (my home team)!  What in the hell was I thinking?

XOXO

Lyndee

WEEK ONE NFL Picks!!!!

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 7, 2006 under NFL Football, Uncategorized

Finally, regular season is upon us!!!  And, as promised I am posting my picks!!  I am so excited I could just about *$($&  myself!!!  So, here you go boys……

 Miami at Pittsburgh                            Pittsburgh

Atlanta at Carolina                              Carolina

Baltimore at Tampa Bay                      Tampa Bay

Buffalo at New England                       New England

Cincinnati at Kansas City                     KC

Denver at St. Louis                            St. Louis

New Orleans at Cleveland                    Cleveland

N.Y. Jets at Tennessee                       Tennessee

Philadelphia at Houston                       Houston

Seattle at Detroit                                Seattle

Chicago at Green Bay                          Chicago

Dallas at Jacksonville                            Jacksonville

San Francisco at Arizona                       Arizona

Indianapolis at N.Y. Giants                    Giants

Minnesota at Washington                     Redskins

San Diego at Oakland                          SanDiego

Okay, so there you have em….you can post your picks here in my blog or email them to me a lyndee@lusciouslyndeelovesphone.com

I will anxiously await….I hope you are all well, and look forward to talking to each and everyone of you SOON!!!!

XOXOX

Lyndee

Finally….Are you ready for some football?

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 2, 2006 under Senseless Chatter

Well, pre-season is now behind us and it is about to get pretty exciting!!  Any of you that know me know what a sports buff I am!!  So, I have decided to have a little fun this season with you guys!! 

I will be posting my picks of the week on all NFL games on Wednesday of each week…it is up to you to come here to my blog or email me with yours!!  IF any of you guys think you can outsmart me and have a better weekending record than myself…I will give you five free minutes of time with the Luscious one!!  In the event of a tie, you get three free minutes!  Sound good?  Great, I knew you would “get off” on the idea!!!

Now, I already have some of you guys talking “smack” with me about who’s got the best team and the “baddest boys”…so, this is your chance to prove yourself…I mean, I know I have the “baddest boys”…or maybe, I should say “naughtiest”!!  Yes, I do….but, I love it!!  It is no secret, Miss F*ckalicious has be BEST clientele around…and, I appreciate each and everyone of you…you know that, too!!

Okay, so I am off to look at a new home purchase this afternoon…wish me luck!!  It is a darling of a place; perfect for me and my furry roomie!!  Not to worry, the “blue room” will be taken care of if I, in fact, buy the place…

Alrighty, so I will be back a little later this evening…I hope you all enjoy your day!  Be safe and remember….”You are in this world for a good time, not a long time.”

XOXO

Lyndee

Touching Feedback…

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 2, 2006 under My Sluts, Niteflirt, What Clients Say About Me

One of my loyal callers left me the sweetest feedback today…it really warmed my heart…

“Lyndee is by far the sexiest,sweetest, and most caring and attentive flirt on NF. She will take you by the hand and lead you up the steps to the gates of heaven or smack your behind on the way down the stairs to the depths below. Whatever your fantasy, she will take you there and you won’t forget it.”

Forgive me, but I just had to share!!  It is warming to know that I am so highly regarded!!!  Thanks, Slut!!!

Have a fun, safe and happy…..

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 1, 2006 under Senseless Chatter

…Labor Day weekend everyone!!!

And, to YOU, ummm….I am still waiting!!!  LOL, that appt. was hours ago!  I hope they did not glue your cute little ass to the chair and are holding you hostage!!!  Okay, I understand….

Just wanted to stop by and wish everyone a great weekend…be good!!

Will write more later….

Lyndee