Well, well, well…yes, if you were a visitor of my previous blog, you are quite familiar with my precious little slut, Elizabeth!!  I had not talked to Elizabeth in awhile…and, low and behold last night, “who’s that knocking on my door”…or, better yet…who’s that banging on Elizabeth’s back door?

We had a nice little roleplay…Elizabeth was all decked out in her Dallas Cowboy cheerleader pretties, taking it like a real girl should in the locker room after the game…and, then we switched to her favorite Catholic schoolgirl outfit…complete with plaid skirt, white cotton blouse, white knee socks and black Mary Jane’s.  Oh, and yes, the white cotton panties! 

Such a sweet and obedient little slut…I am going to let Elizabeth share with you exactly what transpired….in the locker room showers….c’mon sweet slut, share with the readers how much fun you had, and what really put you “over the edge.”

Thank you, my friend, for a wonderful wake up call this morning…I will always give you all of the attention you want, need and desire!!

Hope everyone has a great Thursday…be safe, and be good!  And, if you cannot be good, be good at it!!!

XOXO

Lyndee

Look out, here I come!!!  Ummm, be looking for those recipes…lol!! 

Having some great calls tonight…and, for those of you that are reading this blog (I know you are because you mention it), if you do not start posting…especially to posts that are specific towards you, I will do away with my blog all together!!  However, if you make a post, I will give you a special treat on our next call!!

And, don’t forget….tomorrow (Wednesday) is “Hump Day”….$1.49/min all day…not all day and night, but all DAY!!!

Okay, gotta go…see what kind of damage I can do to my toothbrush….

Thanks for a great call, sweets!!!  You know you are special…right?

XOXOX

Lyndee

Well, where do I begin…today, has just not been one of my better days!  Seems everything I touch today, I have managed to break!  I think my new glass breaking fetish loser has somehow rubbed off on me!!   Please, remove the curse!!

It all started with a beautiful new floor lamp!  It is just gorgeous…five mauve Calililly globes…need I say anymore?  Then, my Sony Vaio Laptop…dropped it on the tile floor…LCD shattered, $900 bucks to replace or $1400 for a new one!  Yep, opted for a new one…but, most importantly spent the $199 so that if it happens again, they will fix it for free!  So, I thought it would all end there!

A dear friend of mine tells me to eat some chocolate pudding, it would make me feel better!  Well, I buy these pre-made Jello sugar free individuals that come in a 6-pack…I peel back the little tin cover, and what in the hell do you think happened next?  Yep, chocolate pudding all over the kitchen tile!!!  Umm, can we just lay on the couch and watch that movie now?

So, I have decided that I am not touching anything else today…except my water bottle and toothbrush, and just hope to hell that tomorrow is a better day!!!  So, this is it for today folks….

I hope you are all having a wonderful day….

Lyndee

XOXO

A big congratulations is in order for my buddy, Angela StLawrence!  Twenty thousand points….what a milestone!!!  Keep going, girly…get ‘em!!

Okay, some of my little SLUTS are MIA today….where in the hell are you?  I believe you should be on the phone calling me RIGHT NOW! 

Andre’ Agassi wins, too!!!  Yippppeee!!!!

Okay, just really came here to congratulate my buddy, ASL!!!!

Goodnight,

Lyndee

LOL, remember the guy I wrote about the other day….the one that was awarded “Lyndee’s Most Outrageous Call” Award?  Well, low and behold the little loser boy called me today while on his lunch break!  Now, instead of going out to a nice and relaxing lunch with coworkers, the little freak loaded his car with light bulbs and a hammer before leaving for work this morning!!  Yep, you guessed it…he calls me from his car and, within minutes I have this pathetic loser breaking bulb after bulb…in his car….more bulbs, until his throbbing appendage can handle no more!  LMAO…NEVER have I heard of such a fetish!  There he sat, in the front seat of his car with hammer in hand…breaking bulb after bulb!!  LOL, can you imagine what passersby must have thought of this little dweeb?

I am sorry I cannot stop laughing, but here it is just after 1:00 in the afternoon, and I have already awarded this moron with my “LOSER Of the Day” Award!  Hats off to you, my pathetic little weakling!!!

Now, do as instructed and introduce yourself to my blog!!

I hope all of my SANE callers are having a wonderful Monday…and, if you think you can out do this LOSER, get on your phone and call me!!!

Lyndee

One of my favorite callers….my Slut, Elliott (permission was granted by Elliott to use his name)!  This very promiscuous Slut came to me a couple of months ago, sharing stories of how he likes to be used, abused, gang banged, and other unmentionables…He shares with me some of the most exciting stories of situations he has been involved in…and, has no problem admitting that he is a Slut, and that he will take it just about anywhere he can get it!  

Elliott will be going on a trip soon and will be away for my birthday.  However, he has assured me that on the 14th of September, he will be having his sweet little holes filled  just for ME…and, singing Happy Birthday along the way…lol, don’t forget to sing, Elliott!  I said, SING not SWING!!  Although, you and I know exactly where you will be and there will certainly be enough SWINGING going on.  Am I correct, Elliott?  And, you will also kneel and take it again…just for me, right Elliott?   

I promised Elliott a “Lyndee Award” as well, because he is so deserved of this title…So, Elliott, you are now officially known as “Lyndee’s #1 Metro-Slut”!  So, wear that cum proudly on your face….and, think of me!!!

Have a safe trip…..

Lyndee

…..my little part of the world here!!  As I write, they are beginning to evacuate The Keys, and current projections have it darting out into the Gulf and then shooting right back across the central/northern portion of the state!  Uh oh, here we gooooooooo!!!!  To everyone in my vicinity, take cover, stay safe and, get a corded telephone!!!

Wow, this has been an interesting weekend!  A good weekend on NF and off.  I have heard from some of my regulars; yes, I know, it is CA and not WA!!  LOL, you are too much fun!!  Meet me at the Bellagio in Novemeber…..ha!

I am very touched that Angela StLawrence, a fellow flirt, and author of www.literatesmut.net and www.zenfetish.com wrote a very flattering piece about me on her www.zenfetish.com blog.  Wow, I am not sure I deserve all of the attention but, I must admit, it made me feel like a million bucks!!  To have such comments coming from the top rated flirt on NF is quite the compliment.  Mine and Angela’s paths have crossed recently and, I am glad they have.  In speaking with her, she reminds me a lot of myself…kind, caring, genuine, carefree, etc….and yes, naughty!!  I feel this is a friendship that will continue to flourish, not to mention she is just jam packed with great advice and offerings of help to a somewhat “newbie.”  Angela, I thank you!

Well, Tiger won another one….and, those of you who know me knows how happy this makes me!!  Four playoff holes and he finally took it….as I always do, Congrats Tiger!!

I am off to make din-din now, however, wanted to stop by and say hello!!  Most importantly, I wanted to thank Angela for a wonderful call (oh, baby…mmm hmmm) and, a write up that actually brought tears to my little eyes!  So, until next time…everyone take care, be safe, and go check out her sites!!!  Yes, that is an order, not a request; got it?

XOXO

Lyndee

My sister site, www.missfuckalicious.com is in the works and should be up within the next few days.  This will remain my main site with my blog, etc…  Just wanted to share the news!!!

Hey Lynn, think we can get that site done TODAY?  LOL, I am just kidding…my designer/webmistress really busts her butt for me, and I am very grateful to her!  She does a kick ass job and has so much patience with me….I love her!!!

Okay, so I am usually really good about remembering my clients, where they are, and what they are into!  What really pushes their buttons or trips their triggers, if you will!!  So, yesterday I answer a call and I was like, “yeah, I remember, you are from Seattle.”  Oops…yeah, I mean California.  No, Washington!  LOL, well, I was close…he was from California. 

I was a good girl and remembered his favorite fantasy, down to the gritty details of the girl’s name involved.  I remembered what he does for a living, as our chosen fields (my other profession) are very closely related.  A really nice guy, and we always have great convo!

You are probably wondering why I am writing about this.  It is simply to get a point across.  While I usually have a quite functional memory, there will be times that I may not remember specifics about you when you call.  Please do not take this personally!  If I do not remember your favorite color, car, or time of day for a blow job….please, it is not because I don’t remember you.  It is just that with all of the guys I talk with, sometimes it is impossible to remember specifics, as I do not use Rolodex cards, make notes in my spiral, etc…and, I DO NOT use scripts of any sort!

I am great with word association, so perhaps when you call, reminding me that you have pink hair would be a great clue to me…oh yeah, you are Bozo!!  Or, I am the Lawyer from TenBuckTwo!  Ah, yes I remember now…you are the one that was caught fucking on the neighbor’s lawn years ago.  Just as I would never expect you to remember everything about me (wink wink), please do not be offended if I do not about you!  It doesn’t make you any less special or important to me, I promise!

Okay…now that is out of the way!  Oh, one more thing….please don’t let the first question out of your mouth to me be….”Is your pussy wet?”  LOL, do you really think that I am sitting here playing with myself all day?  No, I am not.  However, I can grab a spray bottle of water within a minute or so and be soaked within the same amount of time!  Hey, if that is what turns you on, let me know.  I will be sure to start keeping one on my bedside table!

Anyway, for the lack of anything better to talk about this morning…these are two issues I wanted to address.  While I try my very best, I am not the best….but, don’t EVER let me hear you say that, OR ELSE!

I hope you all have a happy and safe weekend!  I look forward to hearing from you soon…Too Da Loo for now,

Lyndee

WOW…what a call!!!  I have a client I refer to as my “dirty sock boy”, however, have not heard from him in a few days.  Actually, he was the first I had come across with this fetish.  He follows directions very well, and I thought…while this is a pretty weird fetish, it is not as bad as some I have heard of!

Well, surprise, surprise, surprise!!!  Tonight, I had a caller that has surpassed any fetish I have had any experience with!  Not only does he adore sweaty, smelly, disgusting socks that haven’t been washed for God knows how long….but, the smell of old, used and abused leather boots as well.  He likes to wear the nasty socks inside the old leather and sweaty smelling boots and prance around like a little prima donna!  Okay, so I thought this isn’t so bad!  I can deal with this, and things were going really well…psssst, his cock was going crazy.

Well, then he proceeds to tell me that he likes to break glass with his boots!  So, I asked him if he had any breakables in the house to which he replied yes, I have a glass vase right here and a couple of glass plates!  So, I told him to break the vase….and, the next thing I hear is glass shattering….lmao…is this for real?  I then instructed him to do certain things (I cannot give away all of my secrets), and then I proceeded to tease and deny…..and, then I told him to break one of the plates….CRASH, glass shattering…I am over here laughing my ass off….then, another plate….he had problems with this one!!  “What a loser I am, I cannot even break the plate” he replies.  LOL, I am literally dying of laughter listening to this….

And, so one thing after another….ladeeedaa….I tell him what I want him to do with the sock, and like a good boy he obliges!  I tell him what I want him to do with the boot….and, I am left wondering?

Without a doubt, this call takes the “Lyndee’s Most Outrageous Call” Award!  Hats off to you….I will laugh myself to sleep tonight…..wondering????  Thanks for the FIVE star rating, by the way!!!

And, thanks to you….for another “5 star” performance!!

Okay, I am off to beddy bye….I hope you have all had a great night and, that your favorite team won!!!

XOXO

Lyndee