It’s not going to be my typical Saturday.  One where the minute I open my eyes, my feet hit the floor and I busy myself with the tasks of the usual domestic duties… yuck, not today!  I don’t want to.  I have no will or desire to wipe a cloth across the old oak tree!  I don’t want to push a vacuum, sweep a floor, clean a toilet, wash a dish, do laundry, or clean a ceiling fan.  Nope, not gonna do any of that stuff today.

Why?

Because I just don’t want to!  I do it every Saturday without fail, and today, I’m not going to!  Do you think anyone will notice?  Do I care if they do?  And, who the hell are “they” anyway?  Always a question of deep ponderment, isn’t it?

So today, I will relinquish myself to the new CHAISE, taking up temporary residence on the patio, and have Ra, also known as Annu to some, work his magic!  Today, it is all about the Vitamin D, a very essential vitamin incidentally, and just chilling out and enjoying some baseball and the Kentucky Derby later in the day and the Sprint Cup race tonight.  Shouldn’t I be at a party or something?  Sipping on a mint julep and showing off a big fancy hat?  Nah…

Instead… I will just have a nice and relaxing day for myself.  Afterall, today I am a slacker… but, will be available and taking calls on NiteFlirt.  Pardon the raspy voice, as I have some allergic process going on?  Or, maybe a cold?  I don’t know what the fuck it is… but, I hear, and ”they” say, Vitamin D is the next best thing to Vitamin C…

Is that true?

Why don’t ya call and give me your opinion?  Then, I can say that I finally know who “they” are!

Have a super-duper day!

Luscious Lyndee

meme’s, dammit!

Well, my dear friend did it to me, and I promised her I would obey, so I am just going to share it with the world!  Here we go…

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
   Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, night and anytime in between!!

2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
   I sleep on the right if you are standing at the foot of the bed, left if at the head, LOL!

3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?
   Chicken

4. DELETED… just GROSS!

5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up?
   The left… most right sided dominants do it this way, just like me!

6. Candles or Incense?
   Candles, lots of them!

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
   Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
   LOL, of course!  But, my patients were little too!

9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
   Nope, but I have taken them off for free once or twice!

10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
    Stove top…

11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
    Neither, LOL!  I am a freak about keeping car and house clean!

12. Shower or bath?
    One of each per day!

13. Do you pee in the shower?
    LMAO, who comes up with these questions?  No, I do not pee in the shower!

15. Mexican or Chinese food?
    Mexican!

16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
    How about passive-aggressive?

18. Do you own sex toys?
    Ask him, LOL!

19. Corn Dogs or Hot-Dogs?
    Hot dog…with ketchup and relish!

20. You’re favorite restaurant?
    My mother’s kitchen, LOL!

21. What did you have for lunch today?
    I didn’t eat lunch…well, I did have some popcorn at the office about 11am!

22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?
    Romaine, and it is so good for you; packed full of nutrients.

23. When did you last fall down?
    I don’t remember… but, I am pretty sure it was when I was bringing the trash can in from the roadside about a year ago!

24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
    Absolutely not…that is just horrible.  Lose someone you love and you’ll have a whole new perspective on this question!

25. Love or Money?
    Fuck money, I want LOVE!

26. Credit Cards or cash?
    Depends…

27. Is there someone in your family you wish wasn’t?
    No…love each and every one of them.

28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers?
    Nilla Wafers, preferably with some nanner puddin’.

29. How do you like your steak cooked?
    Medium.

30. How do you like your eggs?
    Cooked!  I like them over easy or scrambled for breakfast!  But, not really an egg eater!

31. Have you ever knocked someone off his or her feet in a fight?
    Nope

32. Football or Baseball?
    Football…and OUR FSU NOLES better beat the GAYtors today!

33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
    Who would rather have either?

34. Would you ever consider shaving your whole body including your head?
    NEVER!

35. DELETED…another gross one!

36 What is your favorite candy?
   Oh boy… toss up between Skittles, Kit-Kat and Reese’s Cup! 

37) Ever been to a strip club?
    Of course!

38) Ever been to a bar?
    Who the hell came up with this question?  Of course, hasn’t everyone of age?

39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
    At closing time, LOL!

40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
    No!

41) Kissed someone of the same sex?
    Yes…

42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
    Many moons ago…

43) Had sex in the car?
    Oh boy… here comes the sex questions!  Of course… again, hasn’t everyone?

44) Had sex at the beach?
    At, and on, yes.

45) Had sex in a movie theater?
    No…

46) Had sex in a bathroom?
    Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure… if you guys can jerk off in the shower… ’nuff said!

47) Had sex at work?
    Well… maybe!
   
48) Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
    Hell yes…they are a blast!

49) Bought something from an adult store?
    Why not?  If y’all haven’t, you should!

50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
    Yessum!

52) Have you been caught having sex?
    Sure have…very exciting, LOL… well, unless it is your mom!

53) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
    No, but I have kissed some strange people, LMAO!

54) Hey Melissa…there is no question here!!!

55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
    Suuuuuuuuuuuure!

Hope y’all made it thru Black Friday!  By watching the news tonight, it was a nasty mess out there… unbelievable what some will do?

Talk to ya soon!

Lyndee