MASTURBATION MONTH!!

Now, all of the men of the world have EVERY reason to support this cause, don'tcha think?  Not leaving women out of the equation, of course, but it is no secret that men masturbate more than women!  Or, maybe the women just don't tell? Not that any of ya needed a month set aside for this recreational activity, at least now you can BE PROUD that you're taking part in a very healthy and promoted cause!  Far be it from me to EVER discourage this... in fact, I promote it... along with Juan, of course... (inside joke)...  afterall, there is no greater expression of self-love, is there?  Haha, I still find it somewhat humorous...

Upon the reading of an article about this "awareness", I also read where a porn store out in LA was having a Masturbate-a-thon! Can you imagine?  It is for both men and women, which is really cool, eh?  Bet'cha ya wished you lived in LA, huh?  Or, perhaps ya can coordinate one in your own area, LOL?

In any event, all of the positive effects of masturbation have been duly documented... but, let me just name a few... do ya have a minute or two?

-  Relaxation!  Ahhhh... what a relief it is!

-  De-stressor!  Just rub, stroke and massage away all of the unwanted and bothersome stress in your life!

-  Identity!  Getting in touch with yourself allows you to discover what you like, what turns you on, what areas are maybe more responsive than others.  This, in turn, will allow you to share with your partner!  I mean, nobody knows our bodies better than we do, right?

-  Decreased health risk!  It is scientifically proven that masturbation, or cumming via other means, is a VERY healthy act!  It decreases your risk of prostate cancer by about 50%, when performed at least 3 times per week!!  Imagine that?  Something that feels so good, also decreasing your chance of disease!  This alone should get all of ya guys going??

-  It just feels GOOD!  Yeah, no better reason that that, right?

And, I gotta share this one with ya as well... according to one of the greatest actors of all time... well, just watch and listen for yourself!!

So, there ya have it!!!

I look forward to hearing from ya!!!

Luscious Lyndee

I must say that in my few years of being a facilitator of sexual fantasies, my eyes have been opened (quite widely) and, forced me to learn about things that before entering the industry, I had never even heard of!

Without question, the tale of the boy who got off on breaking glass objects is at the top of the list of strangest fantasies.  I just don’t get to correlation between breaking glass and a hard cock?  Oh well, guess I never will? 

And then there’s the whole financial domination thing!  I wonder if, in these less than ideal economic times, all of the little princesses are still rolling in the dough?  I, for a short time, dabbled in this fantasy, but quite frankly was just never any good at it!  Yes, I still have the listing up on NiteFlirt… just in case, LOL!  I have never been one to ask anyone for anything, so I guess this is why I just cannot pretend I am a wallet draining, credit card maxing, present seeking princess!  Power to the girls that can pull this one off… I hear tale that there are a handful of very successful playmates.

Yes, I do have one little pantyboy who got off on the whole fantasy, but I suppose he has now moved on to another?  That’s okay though, I really don’t enjoy the whole ordeal… 

Then there is the cannabalism fantasy!  This one really kind of freaked me out at first!  What?  Me cooked and eaten?  I came to realize that this is PURELY fantasy and, that this is not a “Monkey see, monkey do” kind of fantasy!  From what I understand, it is quite the “honor” for a man to prepare, cook, and ultimately consume, intimately, every part of a woman’s body.  Quite the forbidden fruit, I’d say! 

I hate to say that I like the “run of the mill” fantasies, because I am always up for a good challenge.  It is my goal to facilitate the perfect fantasy for y’all!  I think my feedback is a fairly accurate indicator as to how successful I am in doing so, or maybe my callers are just happy to have gotten off and decided that since they came, I deserved five stars, LOL?

I have established a pretty solid base of panty boys and cuckolds!  These are truly fun calls for me!  And, they have to top out my list on “most requested”!  Sometimes, it really makes me wonder, however!   There is a lot of things that make you go HMMMMM in this business! 

Anyway, each and every call is a new experience and that is how I like to make it!   Hopefully, I’ve done my job…

L-

P.S.  I still cannot believe the RAYS blew a 7-0 lead last night!  Hopefully, tomorrow night they will take the league penant and move on to the World Series against the Phillies… THAT WOULD BE A FANTASY COME TRUE!!!

So, what is your favorite sexual fantasy?  Perhaps, it is one of the one’s as reported to Reader’s Digest, LOL?  Here they are listed below:

Top sex fantasies

Men’s Top 5 sexual fantasies

• Threesomes with two women
• Watching wife with another man
• Anal sex
• Dress-up (school uniform, nurse, etc)
• Threesome with woman and man

Women’s Top 5 sexual fantasies

• Multiple partners
• Sex with another woman
• One-night stand
• Trying various sex toys
• S&M (with the woman typically the submissive partner)

I can attest to a couple of the men’s being very hot topics… however, I don’t see the man/man fantasy listed and that puzzles me as it is VERY popular, at least with a lot of my callers!  As I have said before, the man/man fantasy comprising probably 60% of my calls.  I know some of you men will find that shocking, but it is the cold hard facts…  maybe the reason it wasn’t listed is because, for the most part, men don’t feel comfortable talking about it with just anyone!  Thus, they call an anonymous party, such as myself, where they feel completely safe in discussing this taboo fantasy.

Anyway, I found both the male and females responses to be interesting!  However, I don’t really think that either group was being truly honest with their answers!  Surely, it gets better than those listed?

Oh well… have a super evening and Sunday… I will be around somewhere!  If you can’t find me, chances are I am hiding out somewhere… taking some “me” time, and of course tomorrow (Sunday) is always time with my family!

Toodles,

L-

Calm down, I know!  I haven’t been the best little blogger lately!  As I have said before, sometimes you just have to take a break… and, rather than come here and ramble silly nothings in your ear, I just decided to not write at all…. not that I have a whole lot of exciting things to write about tonight, LOL!!!

The biggest news is…. my web site is going to be going through a major revamping here pretty quick!  I don’t know about you but, the strawberries and cream have seen their day!  It has been about a year now and I am ready for a change!  So, Lynn…. bless her little heart will be hard at work here soon… as usual, she is waiting on me!!  And, I hate to keep her waiting because she is a VERY busy designer and her time is very valuable.  I have promised her that by tomorrow evening, I will have all of my fucks, I mean ducks, in a row and then we can proceed!  Just follow me…. and, walk this way!

It is cold here tonight… in the 30′s as a matter of fact!  Ummmm, this is the end of February…. not supposed to see these kinds of temps here this time of year!  Getting ready to get comfy under my favorite down comforter and get cozy and warm and, well…. who knows what will be going on under there?  Such a tease, yes I am!  You all know it, too!  And, accept it, that is the joy of it all.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to play… but, taking your fantasies and “running away” with them is what I enjoy most!  Reminder… not a moaner and groaner… not over here pleasuring the pussy while we are talking… facilitation, boys!  I know, but sometimes I just have to remind you guys… especially the ones I have never spoken to.  Okay, off of this soapbox!

I must say, the fuck sluts and panty boys have been out in full force!  The panty snatchers… on the loose!  Something about jerking off while wearing a pair of panties just sends some of you over the edge… careful, don’t fall off the bed! 

So, I got into this conversation with a 100% hetero male (I think, anyway) and we were talking about how the #1 fantasy with men these days seems to be of them sucking another guys cock.  Hmmm…. he told me that any guy that has never thought about this is lying!  Is that really true?  I mean, I do get tons of calls for this particular fantasy… things that make you go HMMMMM!!!! 

Running a very close second, is wanting to watch your wife or girlfriend getting fucked by another man!  Now this one I understand a little more… WHOA, I WOULD NOT want to see my boyfriend or husband fucking another woman… NOT, just ain’t happening… but, you guys just want to sit back and jerk off while seeing your woman getting sexually pleasured by another man…. WOW, very interesting!  I am just too much of the loyalist and possessive type to give that one a thought….

And, what’s up with all of the boys craving spankings these days?  Have you truly been that bad?  Well, I guess you have been, because that is what I am hearing!  Begging for those bare bottom spankings… okay, I admit, I like a little spanking action myself…. not tooooooo hard, however!  I think they call them a step or two above “love taps”?

Are all of you guys secretly in love with your female bosses and co-workers?  Shazaaaam…. seems there is a lot of inter-office fucking going on!  I will be sending out a Memo on this one…

Is the girl next door really masturbating for you in the window?  Awe, and you are reciprocating, how nice, LOL!  Fuck that, one of you make the move and go over… get some real one on one action going on!  I mean, come on… I understand the whole tease and denial (pretty damn good at it myself) but, give it up already!  That poor girl has been watching you for years now… give her a taste of that cock!  Don’t be so selfish….

So, welcome to the world of sexual fantasy… Hi, I am Lyndee, your Facilitator!!!

Happy trails….  hope to hear from ya soon!!!!

PEACE

Sexual fantasies, we all have them!   They are healthy and harmless.  They are fun.  They are for sharing with either your significant other or your favorite Phone Sex Operator.  They evoke feelings like you’ve never felt, and with any luck, an earth shattering orgasm!

From someone that has played out thousands of sexual fantasies for my clients over the past three years, nothing shocks me!  Fantasy DOES NOT mean reality.  If I fantasize about being raped, it certainly does not mean that I want to be raped; quite the contrary.  If I fantasize about eating a woman’s pussy, it certainly doesn’t mean I am gay!  And, if I fantasize about being dominant, it doesn’t mean that I am going to rush right out and buy a black leather outfit, riding crop, black leather thigh hi boots, or a CBT-3000! 

Likewise, when a man fantasizes about sucking another man’s cock, it doesn’t mean that he is going to rush to the local glori-hole and do it!   When he fantasizes about his significant other getting fucked by another man, it  doesn’t always mean that this is what he wants in reality.  And, when he fantasizes about wearing my panties and bra, chances are… he doesn’t really want to!

The mind is an amazing tool!  I can facilitate just about any type of fantasy that my client wants!  The problem is, most times when I ask a client WHAT he is into or what he wants, he responds with, “I am into everything” or, “whatever you want.”  Truth is guys, I am here for you… and, a certain degree of communication is VITAL to having a successful call.  Your call to me is not about me.  It is about what YOU want… what is going to excite you… what is going to take you to the point of no return! 

If you have ever called me, you already know my style.  I am not one that is going to breath heavy into the phone, moan, groan, tell you that I am fucking or fingering myself.  I am very honest with my callers when it comes to this.  I am, what I consider myself to be, a facilitator of sexual fantasies.  I love challenging my sexual side, my creativity and imagination to facilitate YOUR fantasy.  My ratings and feedback over the years proves that I am at the very least, pretty good at what I do.

Phone sex should be a very pleasurable experience for you!  If it isn’t, then you need to “shop around” until you find the girl that best suits your style and expectations.  Afterall, you’re usually paying pretty good money for this service.  So, don’t be afraid to “test the waters”.  I am certain that I am not the best at it, but I know I am not the worst, LOL!

Will I get offended by your shopping around?  No!  Because more times than not, you end up coming back to me anyway.  I am not trying to sound egotistical or “cocky”, I only know what my clients tell me.  But, I also am smart enough to know that most of you guys are very considerate and don’t want to hurt mine or any other’s feelings.

So, in summing things up here, remember that communication is KEY!  And, if you want me to dress you in panties or fuck you with a strap on, I promise, I won’t call you a flaming homo or faggot… HAHA!  Or, maybe I will!

And, if you want to fuck your wife’s best friend, I won’t think that you are a cheating scumbag.  Or, if you want me to treat you like a million bucks… be ready to pay!!  Finally, if you want me to tie you to a chair and humiliate your lack of manhood, I do that really well!!!

A lot of you tell me that you are afraid to share your fantasies with your wife, girlfriend, fuck buddy, etc… I caution you on this!  Be very careful… sometimes our sexual fantasies are best left right there in our little noggins, to be shared only with your favorite Phone Sex Operator, so as to not cause insecurities, jealousy or questions that you really cannot answer *honestly* to your partner.

Hope y’all are having an awesome Hump Day!

PEACE