I must say that in my few years of being a facilitator of sexual fantasies, my eyes have been opened (quite widely) and, forced me to learn about things that before entering the industry, I had never even heard of!

Without question, the tale of the boy who got off on breaking glass objects is at the top of the list of strangest fantasies.  I just don’t get to correlation between breaking glass and a hard cock?  Oh well, guess I never will? 

And then there’s the whole financial domination thing!  I wonder if, in these less than ideal economic times, all of the little princesses are still rolling in the dough?  I, for a short time, dabbled in this fantasy, but quite frankly was just never any good at it!  Yes, I still have the listing up on NiteFlirt… just in case, LOL!  I have never been one to ask anyone for anything, so I guess this is why I just cannot pretend I am a wallet draining, credit card maxing, present seeking princess!  Power to the girls that can pull this one off… I hear tale that there are a handful of very successful playmates.

Yes, I do have one little pantyboy who got off on the whole fantasy, but I suppose he has now moved on to another?  That’s okay though, I really don’t enjoy the whole ordeal… 

Then there is the cannabalism fantasy!  This one really kind of freaked me out at first!  What?  Me cooked and eaten?  I came to realize that this is PURELY fantasy and, that this is not a “Monkey see, monkey do” kind of fantasy!  From what I understand, it is quite the “honor” for a man to prepare, cook, and ultimately consume, intimately, every part of a woman’s body.  Quite the forbidden fruit, I’d say! 

I hate to say that I like the “run of the mill” fantasies, because I am always up for a good challenge.  It is my goal to facilitate the perfect fantasy for y’all!  I think my feedback is a fairly accurate indicator as to how successful I am in doing so, or maybe my callers are just happy to have gotten off and decided that since they came, I deserved five stars, LOL?

I have established a pretty solid base of panty boys and cuckolds!  These are truly fun calls for me!  And, they have to top out my list on “most requested”!  Sometimes, it really makes me wonder, however!   There is a lot of things that make you go HMMMMM in this business! 

Anyway, each and every call is a new experience and that is how I like to make it!   Hopefully, I’ve done my job…

L-

P.S.  I still cannot believe the RAYS blew a 7-0 lead last night!  Hopefully, tomorrow night they will take the league penant and move on to the World Series against the Phillies… THAT WOULD BE A FANTASY COME TRUE!!!

…hang onto your favorite toy, because my new friend, Mistress Rayne is about to take  you on the domination ride of your life!  Equipped with all of the “right stuff”, with brains and looks to “boot”, you are in for a special treat!  Crop, in hand, as you lay restrained in Her very tight cuffs, BEWARE, She is the REAL DEAL! 

Mistress Rayne IS NOT for the tender hearted!  She will eat you up and spit you out… and, you will THANK Her!  You will obey Her every command, as She puts you through the mind rattling wringer.  And, you will THANK Her!  She will make a spectacle of you, and again, you will THANK Her!  She will spank you until you are in tears and cocksucker red, you will THANK Her again and again!  She will bind your cock and balls and, you will THANK Her!

The lovely Mistress Rayne can be found on NiteFlirt, although She is leaving tomorrow for a very much deserved vacation for a week.  So, my advice to all of you liitle “subbies”, cocksuckers, sissies and, whimps, is that you either call Her today, or certainly upon her return!  Got it?

Visit her web site at www.raynesrealm.com (just click the link) or, find her on Niteflirt… http://www.niteflirt.com/Mistress+Rayne%2DThe+Institute (just click the link)…

Shew…. I’m glad She likes me, because by talking to her and checking out her sites and NiteFlirt pages, She is a force to be reckoned with! 

Tell Her Lyndee sent you, but don’t you dare come crying to me after She hogties your worthless ass! 

Enjoy!

Calm down, I know!  I haven’t been the best little blogger lately!  As I have said before, sometimes you just have to take a break… and, rather than come here and ramble silly nothings in your ear, I just decided to not write at all…. not that I have a whole lot of exciting things to write about tonight, LOL!!!

The biggest news is…. my web site is going to be going through a major revamping here pretty quick!  I don’t know about you but, the strawberries and cream have seen their day!  It has been about a year now and I am ready for a change!  So, Lynn…. bless her little heart will be hard at work here soon… as usual, she is waiting on me!!  And, I hate to keep her waiting because she is a VERY busy designer and her time is very valuable.  I have promised her that by tomorrow evening, I will have all of my fucks, I mean ducks, in a row and then we can proceed!  Just follow me…. and, walk this way!

It is cold here tonight… in the 30′s as a matter of fact!  Ummmm, this is the end of February…. not supposed to see these kinds of temps here this time of year!  Getting ready to get comfy under my favorite down comforter and get cozy and warm and, well…. who knows what will be going on under there?  Such a tease, yes I am!  You all know it, too!  And, accept it, that is the joy of it all.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to play… but, taking your fantasies and “running away” with them is what I enjoy most!  Reminder… not a moaner and groaner… not over here pleasuring the pussy while we are talking… facilitation, boys!  I know, but sometimes I just have to remind you guys… especially the ones I have never spoken to.  Okay, off of this soapbox!

I must say, the fuck sluts and panty boys have been out in full force!  The panty snatchers… on the loose!  Something about jerking off while wearing a pair of panties just sends some of you over the edge… careful, don’t fall off the bed! 

So, I got into this conversation with a 100% hetero male (I think, anyway) and we were talking about how the #1 fantasy with men these days seems to be of them sucking another guys cock.  Hmmm…. he told me that any guy that has never thought about this is lying!  Is that really true?  I mean, I do get tons of calls for this particular fantasy… things that make you go HMMMMM!!!! 

Running a very close second, is wanting to watch your wife or girlfriend getting fucked by another man!  Now this one I understand a little more… WHOA, I WOULD NOT want to see my boyfriend or husband fucking another woman… NOT, just ain’t happening… but, you guys just want to sit back and jerk off while seeing your woman getting sexually pleasured by another man…. WOW, very interesting!  I am just too much of the loyalist and possessive type to give that one a thought….

And, what’s up with all of the boys craving spankings these days?  Have you truly been that bad?  Well, I guess you have been, because that is what I am hearing!  Begging for those bare bottom spankings… okay, I admit, I like a little spanking action myself…. not tooooooo hard, however!  I think they call them a step or two above “love taps”?

Are all of you guys secretly in love with your female bosses and co-workers?  Shazaaaam…. seems there is a lot of inter-office fucking going on!  I will be sending out a Memo on this one…

Is the girl next door really masturbating for you in the window?  Awe, and you are reciprocating, how nice, LOL!  Fuck that, one of you make the move and go over… get some real one on one action going on!  I mean, come on… I understand the whole tease and denial (pretty damn good at it myself) but, give it up already!  That poor girl has been watching you for years now… give her a taste of that cock!  Don’t be so selfish….

So, welcome to the world of sexual fantasy… Hi, I am Lyndee, your Facilitator!!!

Happy trails….  hope to hear from ya soon!!!!

PEACE

Sexual fantasies, we all have them!   They are healthy and harmless.  They are fun.  They are for sharing with either your significant other or your favorite Phone Sex Operator.  They evoke feelings like you’ve never felt, and with any luck, an earth shattering orgasm!

From someone that has played out thousands of sexual fantasies for my clients over the past three years, nothing shocks me!  Fantasy DOES NOT mean reality.  If I fantasize about being raped, it certainly does not mean that I want to be raped; quite the contrary.  If I fantasize about eating a woman’s pussy, it certainly doesn’t mean I am gay!  And, if I fantasize about being dominant, it doesn’t mean that I am going to rush right out and buy a black leather outfit, riding crop, black leather thigh hi boots, or a CBT-3000! 

Likewise, when a man fantasizes about sucking another man’s cock, it doesn’t mean that he is going to rush to the local glori-hole and do it!   When he fantasizes about his significant other getting fucked by another man, it  doesn’t always mean that this is what he wants in reality.  And, when he fantasizes about wearing my panties and bra, chances are… he doesn’t really want to!

The mind is an amazing tool!  I can facilitate just about any type of fantasy that my client wants!  The problem is, most times when I ask a client WHAT he is into or what he wants, he responds with, “I am into everything” or, “whatever you want.”  Truth is guys, I am here for you… and, a certain degree of communication is VITAL to having a successful call.  Your call to me is not about me.  It is about what YOU want… what is going to excite you… what is going to take you to the point of no return! 

If you have ever called me, you already know my style.  I am not one that is going to breath heavy into the phone, moan, groan, tell you that I am fucking or fingering myself.  I am very honest with my callers when it comes to this.  I am, what I consider myself to be, a facilitator of sexual fantasies.  I love challenging my sexual side, my creativity and imagination to facilitate YOUR fantasy.  My ratings and feedback over the years proves that I am at the very least, pretty good at what I do.

Phone sex should be a very pleasurable experience for you!  If it isn’t, then you need to “shop around” until you find the girl that best suits your style and expectations.  Afterall, you’re usually paying pretty good money for this service.  So, don’t be afraid to “test the waters”.  I am certain that I am not the best at it, but I know I am not the worst, LOL!

Will I get offended by your shopping around?  No!  Because more times than not, you end up coming back to me anyway.  I am not trying to sound egotistical or “cocky”, I only know what my clients tell me.  But, I also am smart enough to know that most of you guys are very considerate and don’t want to hurt mine or any other’s feelings.

So, in summing things up here, remember that communication is KEY!  And, if you want me to dress you in panties or fuck you with a strap on, I promise, I won’t call you a flaming homo or faggot… HAHA!  Or, maybe I will!

And, if you want to fuck your wife’s best friend, I won’t think that you are a cheating scumbag.  Or, if you want me to treat you like a million bucks… be ready to pay!!  Finally, if you want me to tie you to a chair and humiliate your lack of manhood, I do that really well!!!

A lot of you tell me that you are afraid to share your fantasies with your wife, girlfriend, fuck buddy, etc… I caution you on this!  Be very careful… sometimes our sexual fantasies are best left right there in our little noggins, to be shared only with your favorite Phone Sex Operator, so as to not cause insecurities, jealousy or questions that you really cannot answer *honestly* to your partner.

Hope y’all are having an awesome Hump Day!

PEACE

Now, I know I have written about my client who has a fetish for BIG black bra cups before… we’ll call him “Breezie” for the sake of anonymity!

The BIG BLACK BRA CUP AWARD goes to “Breezie”, for keeping all of the big bossomed whores in his local downtown area in biz… including SueAnn, LOL!!!

I hope y’all have a fabulous weekend… don’t forget, Super Bowl on Sunday!  GO GIANTS!!!

PEACE

PS….If you are a fan of American Idol, you’ll love this video from the English Idol competition:

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