I just found this…. made by one of my favorite handbag makers, Fossil!  AWESOME… don’t think I am not buying this for myself for Christmas… along with this…

Yes, I am the handbag whore… and, tomorrow is the biggest game of the year for us… against the GAYTORS… and, this will pretty much sum up my feelings on the GAYTORS….

How do you sell out a UF home game?
Invite the Florida State Seminoles!

What do you call an UF grad wearing a suit and tie?
The defendant!

How do you keep a Gator out of your front yard?
Put a goal post up!

What’s the difference betwen a 300 pound heifer and a UF cheerleader?
About 30 pounds, but if you grain feed the heifer, she’ll catch up.

How many Gators does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one…unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!

What do you get when you cross a Gator with a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football.

If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car?
The cop.

What’s the difference between a Gator and a bucket of manure?
The bucket.

What’s the best thing to come out of Gainesville?
I-75

Why did the Gator grad get fired from the M&M factory?
He was throwing away too many W’s.

What did the UF graduate say to the FSU graduate?
“You want fries with that?”

What should you do if you find three Gators buried up to their necks in cement?
Get more cement!

Good uses for a UF diploma:
Toilet paper; Proof of need for handicapped parking sticker; Crying towel; Proof of need for welfare

Yeah, I know it isn’t Sunday but, had to get my digs in TODAY!!!

Have a great night!!!!

L-

WOW…I cannot believe there are just two races left this season!  It has been a helluva season, not only on the track but, off!!  My weekly NASCAR DUEL with ABC has been a blast and I think now… well, maybe he takes me a little more seriously when it comes to a chick from the south knowing about auto racing!  Amongst other things… he has been kinda MIA the past few weeks on my blog but, I promise you, he HAS NOT failed at providing his picks for each race!  Anyway, before going onto other sporting news of interest (to at least myself and a handful of others), here are the picks for this weeks race in the ‘ZONA desert!!

Lyndee:  Jimmie Johnson, Denny Hamlin, Ryan Newman, Kyle Busch, Kevin Harvick and Dale, Jr.

ABC:  Jeff Gordon, Carl Edwards, Kurt Busch, Matt Kenseth, Tony Stewart and Greg Biffle

We are tied up at 17, so today’s race is crucial for each of us… and, the winner of the trophy *yes, there really is one* is going to go down to the final race!  WOW, brings a whole new meaning to “The Chase”!  But, it will be mine permanently after next week… LOL!!!

Now, to last night’s FSU vs VT game… what a brawl?  I have never seen so many players injured during one game in my life!!!  What a slug fest… FSU gave it every ounce of energy and courage they had but, in the end, VT won the game!  The third quarter looked as though we might stand a chance but, VT came back like… well, f’ing wildfire!!  Anyway, bummed that my ‘Noles lost….

Be back to finish …..

WELL, lost THE DUEL today by 27 points!  What a heartbreaker…8 last week and 27 this week… so, it is now 18-17, with ABC taking the lead…Congrats, ABC!!!

I did, however, finish first in my fantasy NASCAR league today!  Woo Hoo!!!

To say that Peyton Manning is having a crappy night is an understatement!  5 interceptions as of now, and there is 5 minutes to go in the 3rd… so, not looking very good for our fantasy football league tonight!!

Anyway, I hope ya’ll have had a great weekend… and, I’ll be back soon!!!

L-

Finally… the day I am allowed to talk about SPORTS!!!

FIRST OFF… how about OUR ‘NOLES beating Boston College?  Yippppeeee… yes, I am a “Beantown” fan, and am very proud of the Red Sox winning the Series but, when it comes to the ‘Noles playing the Eagles of BC, it is ALL ABOUT THE ‘NOLES!!!  WOW, what a game?

Speaking of games… how about Navy beating Notre Lame, I mean Dame, in triple OT today?  GO NAVY!!!!

And, how about tomorrow’s BIG matchup?  The Colts vs The Pats!  Oh boy… Peyton vs. Tom… gotta go with The Colts.  Afterall, Peyton is our QB in fantasy football…

Then, of course, we have THE DUEL…  yi, yi, yi!!  Picks will be forthcoming….but, I can assure you, I will emerge the victor!  The NASCAR officials will see to it after the DIRTY trick was DEALT to me on pick #6… again, SHAME ON YOU!!!

Okay, off to the snuggler… very SLEEPY and I gotta BIG DAY ahead of me tomorrow!!!

Have a good one…

L-

Well guys, tonight we face one of our toughest games of the season!!  Meeting up with the boys from Wake Forest, and last year they beat our Garnet and Gold asses, 30-0!  So, as I always do on FSU Gameday, I am here this morning to post their GLC!

(I know it is becoming very redundant.  However, just one of those quirky things I feel I gotta do!  Just BARE with me, the good stuff is coming up….)

THE CHAISE

I walk into your room and find you laying naked on the Chaise.  Waiting on someone, are you?  With the soft flicker of candlelight, I can see that familiar sparkle in your eye.  No words are spoken, simply that “look” that alerts me of your craving.  Your want.  Your need.  I am here for you now, so you can take your hand off your cock. 

You feel my freshly manicured nails, painted candy apple red, on  your right instep.  Moving upward, I begin to gently brush my fingertips up the inner aspect of your calf and thigh.  Bypassing, but not to ignore your stiffened cock, I trace your ”love trail” up your tummy, and through the soft hair on your chest. You resist the urge to reach down and take your cock back into your hand, knowing that within seconds it will be my hand wrapped around you.  Afterall, it is MY cock.

Feeling my soft hands cupping your face and bending down to kiss your angel soft lips…just a peck, as I reach down, you feel my palm wrapping itself around you.  Slowly stroking you as I brush my lips against every part of your face.  Leaving traces of my pale pink lipstick; making an artwork of your face.  Feeling my tongue against your ear…as I softly whisper, I feel your response within my grip.

My tongue glides back to your lips, parting to take me in.  Sucking me in, hard!  Tongues dancing, being sucked back and forth with such force.  I feel your hands reaching up to cup my breasts; my nipples already erect.  I remove my hand from your cock, reach up and pull the belt of my robe.  My robe opens and falls to the floor.

I straddle the Chaise, taking your cock back into my grasp, beginning to rub the head of your cock against my outer lips…your eyes, like a reflection in mine.  Feeling my wetness and your precum against my lips, I open myself up to you, and begin to masturbate my clit with your cock.  Using your cock…for my pleasure.   Ultimately, the head of your cock works its way into me.  I begin to lower myself onto you, however, you are already thrusting into me.  I cannot fuck you fast enough.  Gripping and milking you…fucking you with my eyes.  And, that sweet cunt you crave so often. 

Tell me…tell me what it is that you want?

I hope ya’ll have a great Thursday!!!