Haha, I think the title of this blog entry is FUNNY!  I didn’t really think about it, but as I was spelling it out, I realized that there is a “bra” in it!  Okay, I am amused by the little things in life… as well as the big!!

SUNDAY… yes, today is Sunday!!  One day closer to the beginning of regular season football… YAY!  I promise that I won’t make this entry all about SPORTS, although my loyal fans/readers all know, I LOVE SPORTS!!!

I am doing something VERY out of the ordinary beginning today… listen up!  Look at me when I am talking to ya!

My per minute rate on NiteFlirt has been $1.89 for well over a year!  I have been very successful at that rate.  I have tinkered with my pricing over the past month or so, primarily due to the SUCK ASS condition of our economy right now, and realizing that many of you are either now unemployed, your spouse is unemployed or, you’re sending a child off to college, maybe just trying to save a little because of the “times”… if you’re one of the fortunate that hasn’t had to rob your 401k, sell off your favorite porn collection, borrow from the banks that we keep bailing out, but yet keep expecting more from us, yadda, yadda, yadda, you’re VERY fortunate.  But, I do realize that MOST are being hit BIG TIME, and am empathetic to this.

At any rate, every year I SELL-A-BRATE my… SSSSSssssshhhh (birthday), by what I call, “giving back”!  I think that is pretty fucking generous of me… because in actuality, I should be getting more this time of year!  And, I do!  People are very good to me… and, one can only hope that as you’re reading these words, you can say the same about me, Luscious Lyndee!!!

Okay, here’s the deal… regarding the above, in the past, I would run a per minute special for the week of my birthday… seven days.  However, after prolonged ponderment over the weekend, I have decided to start it today!  Yes, today!  September 5, 2010… thru September 30, 2010… (my birthday isn’t until the 14th, but I am a party girl, and… well, the entire month of September is REALLY my birthday!)

Okay… are ya ready?  Beginning today, for the month of September, I am going to run a SELL-A-BRA-TION (Fuck, I love that spelling)… of $1.39/min.  Now, don’t expect that on October 1, 2010, to pick up the Luscious Lyndee on NiteFlirt red phone and pay this same rate!  I know, I can be such a bitch, but most of ya already know this… don’t act so shocked!  The rate of $1.39/min WILL TERMINATE on September 30, 2010 at 11:59 pm!  Got it?  Good!

Oh yeah, one more thing… this unbelievable COCK BLOWING special is only good on my “Anything Goes” listing…  I hope you’re paying attention here.  Don’t call me on ANY other listing and expect this rate.  Got it?  Good!

Okay, so let the party begin…

“Happy Birthday, Lyndee”, thank you for the gift!  WOW, something sounds really fucked up about that statement… but, as always…

Just trying to give back a little!

Have a SUPER SLURPIN’ SUNDAY!!!

Luscious Lyndee

Well, as I sit here this Saturday morning, contemplating my day… I was thinking to myself, “hey Lyndee, whatever happened to that blog you used to write in…?”  So, after a brief conversation with myself, I decided to come and pay a visit!  Well, it has been so long, I actually forgot the password to access my own friggin’ blog, LOL!  That, my friends, IS NOT a good thing!!  Anyway, here I am…It’s been a long and hot summer here!  Well, I guess it’s been hot everywhere!  No, but listen, it has been one HOT ASS summer here!!  Has been?  Actually, it still is!  Sweltering heat and humidity…So much has happened this summer, but I certainly won’t bore you with the happenings of my life!  What’s going on with yours?  I could go on my usual rants about how the economy is sucking ass big time or, how I am counting the days until mid-term elections or, the balls of summer (i.e. baseball), and how me and my “partner” are leading in our “fantasy league”… we are both natural born winners, so when it comes to one on one competitions, it gets very sticky… jus’ sayin’!!Instead, I will just let ya know that, after a NiteFlirt hiatus of several months, I am back and taking calls.  Yep, I am still weaving those hotter than flaming embers sexual fantasies for y’all…  don’t act like ya  don’t remember how fucking creative I am!!  Don’t even try and say that when ya called, you didn’t explode like a 4th of July bottle rocket!  I know better… and so do… each and everyone of ya!!Sadly, after almost a year now, NiteFlirt is still having some “issues”!  I have had a few calls disconnect, lots of calls never connect, and that bitch, “Fern”, as I so affectionately refer… you know her, the bitch that always interrupts about the time you’re about to see stars…. she, I believe, is going through menopause or something… by not allowing y’all to add money to your accounts… thereby, having to call back, hand covered in lotion, oil, cum… whatever the case may be?  Good thing is, y’all do call back, and that is always a great sign!!!I hope y’all are having a great summer… hopefully, you’re all gainfully employed… not feeling the affects…  Fuck, I said I wasn’t going to talk about that stuff… Alright, so what do ya wanna talk about?  Call and let me know… I am waiting!  And, most of ya know, I DO NOT like to be kept waiting!  This little phone sex operator has things to do, and the sooner ya pick up that phone and call me, the better “off” you’re gonna be… trust me!  If ya don’t believe what I say, just take a look at my feedback, left by those that have taken the chance, and obviously reaped the rewards, ha ha!!Until next time, take it one stroke ‘atta time… sit back and enjoy all that life has to offer… as well as your throbbing cock… and, when your world (or your cock) feels like it is about to erupt,Call me, your HOT RED HEADED VIXEN… just waiting to create the perfect sexual fantasy for ya!!  I am not kidding, ya will come  CUM back for more of my irresistible phone fun!!!  REMEMBER THE RULES!!!Ciao for now… have a FUNtastic day!

So, not only is the month of May officially deemed “Masturbation Month” but, some of the flirts on NiteFlirt, myself included, will be offering discounts and specials for Client Appreciation Week!!  Some of ya may know, I run this type of special every so often as a way of sorta “giving back”, if you will.  So, I will be a participant in this promotion that begins tomorrow.  My usual per minute rate is $1.89/min., but I will be lowering that to $1.59/min. May 7 – May 14, 2010!  What a deal for the best one going on NiteFlirt, eh?There are VERY few ways that I can say thank you to all of my loyal clients, and this is one of the most obvious.  So, I look forward to hearing from ya during the next week!!  A lower per minute rate means, perhaps, more time with the awesome sexual fantasy facilitator, know as Luscious Lyndee… feel free to peruse my NiteFlirt pages and check out the stellar feedback left by clients!!  I am very appreciative of your business throughout the year, especially during these tough economic times… so, let me give a little back I hope to hear from ya…Lyndee 

Let’s not forget the ferocious performance by Beyonce’, and her winning the Grammy for another of my favorite songs, “Halo”!! 

I know all of this Grammy talk is just… making your fucking hormones rage, LOL!

Okay… that’s it for now!! 

I don’t know how many of you took in the 2010 Grammy Awards last night but, I am here to tell ya, the performance by PINK was simply amazing!  I do believe, in my years of watching this annual event, it was the most awesome show of self control that I’ve witnessed.  From the moment she took to the stage in her “hoodie” style classic PINK dress, I knew we were going to be in for a show… And, when I heard the first few words of her song, “Glitter in the Air”, I admit, my eyes got a tad teary (I probably would have cried but, I was in a room full of company and just couldn’t!).

We all know that PINK has the body to die for… one of the most perfect asses that I’ve ever seen… oh, here we go, Lyndee!  Yes, I’ve never denied that I am not afraid to sit in awe and admiration, like you guys, when it comes to women!!  In fact, as many of y’all know, I have had “sexual relations” with girls back in my college days!  Anway…

As she made her way out into the audience, to another little stage, she shed her PINK gown, exposing to the world her almost naked body, clad only by the thin PINK satin stripings (a body suite type deal) accented by silver body glitter, and her silver stilletos!  I GOT GOOSE BUMPS!  What a voice.  Moreover, what a fucking body!

Being lifted into the air, wrapped in the arms of her PINK chiffon, amid 3 or 4 other performers, she continued on with her song.  Twisting and turning, performing acrobatic moves, and NEVER ONCE missing a note of her song!  We all sat in total amazement… Then, the waters began to fall…

Absolutely and incredibly gorgeous…. a performance that I will never forget.  Not just because of the song, which I happen to absolutely love but, by her vocal and artistry… beyond words.  IF y’all missed it, I am attaching the video here.  Take a few to watch….

So, it was back and forth between the Grammy’s and Pro Bowl! Can I get a WOOT WOOT for the AFC? Admittedly, I didn’t watch much of the game as I was busy chatting and catching up with a few friends of many years, in town for just the weekend. It was great spending time with old pals from my very distant past…

And, today it is back to work! However, I am working from home today, so I am available and taking your calls on NiteFlirt! I just wanted to pop by and say howdy, and also apologize to those that I missed calls from on Saturday afternoon and yesterday afternoon. As I sometimes do, I leave my home and forget to sign out… so, if y’all tried to get me and didn’t, I am sorry! The system will automatically throw me into “Unavailable” after a missed call, which is a good thing! But, from emails, I know that I missed a couple of calls… oops!!

Here’s hoping that y’all have a super Monday! And, take the time and watch the video! It will, I feel sure, go down as one of the best performances EVER in Grammy history.

Ciao, Lyndee

At my REAL job, one of my duties is opening the mail!  I know, a menial job but, somebody’s gotta do it!  Actually, I kinda like it because I can keep tabs on everything that I am supposed to!  We get mountains of medical journals, periodicals, waiting room reading material, yadda… yadda… yadda… you know, mostly magazines like Southern Living, Redbook, Ladies Home Journal… you know, geared toward the females!  Well, a couple of years ago, I took it upon myself to take out subscriptions to a few mags geared towards male interests.  You know, Golf.. Sports Illustrated, Hunting World…

I mean, men go to doctors, too!  And, it is rare that I would ever witness a man reading one of the frilly girl mags!  Granted, there’s no Playboy, Penthouse or Maxim but, I also subscribed to Details and Men’s Health.  Quite honestly, because I not only like to read up on the frilly stuff, but I also like to keep tabs on the guy stuff… I mean, this is important, don’tcha think?

Sorry, got a little off track… so, about a year ago, one of the most visited web sites on the net, WebMD, started publishing a magazine.  And, of course, being a medical office, we get this magazine for free!  We get about 20 a month, and after the staff takes one or two, there is usually one or two left for the waiting room.  It should be noted, I AM NOT A FAN of WebMD.  In fact, I think it is an evil site.  Let me explain why.

Let’s say that you’re suffering from a headache, okay?  Most people know to just grab the Tylenol bottle and be done with it.  Sometimes, however, the headache may last all day and into the night, and then some people get worried.  Or, maybe just looking for alternative treatments.  So, they take their happy asses to WebMD looking for a quick fix, and BOOM!  Banners flashing and suggestion that their headache could be a tumor, aneurysm, or any number of very serious issues… then panic sets in.  “What if?”  And then the tension sets in, which we all know can affect the already throbbing head… headache gets worse… “Should I go to the ER?”  On and on…

What I am saying is… not every headache is a tumor or aneurysm (although it could be, but chances are probably very slim), not every stomach ache is a dreaded rupture of the appendix, aortic aneurysm, or ovarian cancer.  And, not every leg cramp is a blood clot… y’all get my drift, right?  WebMD always puts forth the worse case scenario… at least in my experience and what I hear from patients.  Hey, this is great for the physician’s income… patient’s reading what it “COULD BE”… rushing off to the doctor to have their minds put to ease… maybe a test or two is ordered just to “rule out”.  But, chances are… it’s just a headache… we all get them from time to time.  It’s just a tummy ache… we all get them from time to time.  It’s just a strained muscle… we all get them from time to time.

Okay… sorry, off track again! 

I will be the first to admit, WebMD, the magazine, is a great magazine.  Much more benign than the web site.  There’s a wide variety of topics discussed, such as beauty, fitness, allergies, sleep, etc… and yes, sometimes the more serious diagnoses.  But, all in all, it’s a pretty good piece of reading material.

Well, I was going through the mail yesterday and the WebMD magazines had come!  I glanced quickly… had to look again… and, yet again.  I was shocked at one of the “headlines”….

SEX – WHY YOUR GUY LIKES PORN – PAGE 50

Well, I had to stop what I was doing and immediately read this article, LOL!  And, I was deeply offended that it didn’t read something like…

SEX- WHY THE SEXES LIKE PORN – PAGE 50

So, I am lickin’ my fingers trying to get to page 50, not 48 or 52… and, finally!!!  Page 50…

At the top of page 50 it reads:  “Tuning in to what turns you on”  And then, the title of the article is:  “XXX Factor”  Want to know why porn turns your guy on?  It’s HARD-wired.  *At this point I am thinking, wow, should this really be waiting room reading?  I mean, just the title of the article is a little… pornographic, right??  I mean, just by reading this article most guys are going to get a hard on… and, then they have to go into the examination room… trying to hide it, LOL!  Oh my…

Well, I had to take two minutes out of my busy day to read the article.  Now, I will summarize what I read… plain and simple.

Men’s brains are hard-wired for easy arousal, so that men are ready for sex WHENEVER the opportunity knocks!  And, that men are nocturnal sneaks… surfing the web and fingering their way through pornographic magazines, just looking for that subtle little picture or story that is going to get their HARD-wiring raging.  It doesn’t really say what happens after that but, I think we all know, right?

Anyway, the article does mention that 26% of males and just 3% of females visit online pornographic sites.  To this I say, BULLSHIT!  C’mon, let’s get real, WebMD… pornographic sites are the most visited sites on the world wide web, and you’re saying only a quarter of men and a handful of women are frequenting these sites?  Ahhhh, I think you need to do some more research…

I happen to love porn… I know a lot of females that do… with all of the single women in the world, and those that visit with their significant others… I am thinking the numbers should read, 50/50 at the very least!   WHY are people so afraid to admit that they visit porn sites?  I’m not… I mean, I am not going to blurt it out in the middle of my office waiting room but, I can share it with y’all.

I am not convinced that these numbers are, at all, correct.  Nor, am I convinced that any of my readers should EVER visit the WebMD site… if you’re concerned about something, call or visit your physician.  Don’t surf the web wondering what it “could be”… only to stumble across a web site that is going to paint the worst possible case scenario for ya.  I am telling ya, WebMD is EVIL… the web site, that is.

Admittedly, again, I do like the publication…

So ya know… this is a pornographic site, as is NiteFlirt!  I visit them both every day, and hopefully y’all do as well!!!

Yep, I know ya do… cause, you’re all HARD-wired!!  And, just lookin’ for a little… well, ya know what I am sayin’!  Something to calm down the circuitry.. the neurons… the protons…

The HARD-on!

Available and taking your pornographic requests on NiteFlirt, LOL!  How about this to calm things down?

Fuck the politicians and lobbyists that are trying to make pornographic materials and web sites illegal… you know they like it, too.  They are just trying to save face in the public eye.  They are just as hard-wired as the rest of us.

Now, about that headache…

Luscious Lyndee

Oh my… seems as though some of the slithery little bitches, aka: glitches, remain on NiteFlirt!  I kinda like that… it’s catchy!  “The Glitch Bitch”… oh well.

So, I have been reading a little of what other girls are going through, and  I empathize with them.  I mean, I have been back and taking your phone sex calls for about two weeks now, and have luckily only encountered two minor snafu’s this weekend.  Relatively minor, meaning I was already on a call and another NiteFlirt call was coming in.  So, the Glitch Bitch was hard at work, as was I!!

In any event, hopefully your troubles have been few in your attempts to reach your favorite gal.  Oh, last week, I had a call that was static ridden, but my client hung up and called right back, and the connection was as clear as a bell.  Other than that, no problems on the NiteFlirt front!!  Shew… I cannot imagine what these girls must be contending with… other than, The Glitch Bitch!

So, I watched no sports yesterday.  But, I did learn late last night that the Saints and Colts will meet in Miami on 2/7/10 in Miami at the Super Bowl!  Way to go, Drew!  I knew in the back of my mind that Brett and Co. would lose after the naughty trick last week in Dallas; running the score up at the end of the game.  In fact, I told my best friend, the NFL gods will make them pay for it.  And, they did!  Sorry, Brett!  I think now is the time for him to retire… for good!  From what I understand, he took a beating yesterday from the Saints defensive line…

Okay… enough about sports.

I am just taking a break from my other job… it’s a gorgeous day here in Dubai.  The sun is bright and shining, probably 70ish… a great day to get out and visit with Ra, but I really need to get some work done.  Last week was pretty much a total loss in that department.   So, to save face with the big boss, I gotta get it done today! 

I’ve been in sort of a bitchy mood the past few days… oh well, I am not perfect, nor will I ever be!  I mean, it ain’t easy being the Glitch Bitch, ya know?  I’ve got a glitch here and a glitch there… don’t we all?  I wish that I could just flip a switch and rid myself of the glitch but, then I’d no longer be known as the Glitch Bitch. 

Yeah, I know… a senseless piece of studder this afternoon… but, what did ya expect?

A masterpiece?

Have a great afternoon!

Luscious Lyndee, or was that a….

Firstly, I want to thank my callers for their calls this weekend!  It’s always good to hear from ya, and facilitate the perfect cum drenching fantasies for ya Secondly, this is the first time in my memory that I haven’t watched the NFL Playoffs… I suppose I will run across the winners on Yahoo or somewhere… but, just wasn’t up to football today  :-(  I know, unbelievable, eh?Thirdly, as I have always said, if you have a specific fantasy that you’d like to email me about, feel free to do so.  However, I am being bombarded lately with bullshit emails about wanting this and that, and then they never call!  I am here to tell ya, I will respond once!  If it is not followed up with a call… BLOCKED!  I am not going to sit here and waste my time going back and forth with you guys that are looking to get off for free via email!  Got it? (This message is not for those that I talk to, so please do not get confused!  If we’ve talked, you’re good to go!)And last but not least… I am currently available and taking calls on NiteFlirt… your favorite place to play!  Tonight is a night for all of the little cock suckers, faggots, sissy girls and cuckolds… yes, I am in one of those moods!!!  Well, it seems that is the type of callers I am attracting these days, LOL, so I guess it just goes without saying!Have a super duper night… Luscious Lyndee 

a DEMANDING BITCH this weekend!  I know, some of y’all are used to this type of behavior from me… but, this weekend it applies to all of ya!!As some of you already know, I contributed 25% of my NiteFlirt earnings last weekend to The American Red Cross to assist the worldwide efforts to hopefully bring back/rebuild, clothe, feed, provide medical care and so much more, to those affected by the devastating earthquake(s) in Haiti.  I will not divulge but, I made a nice contribution on Wednesday!  Thanks to y’all…So, as the fundraising efforts continue tonight, via network television, “Help For Haiti”, I have decided to again, donate 25% of this weekend’s earnings to the cause.  I have already called and made a donation, so if my earnings exceed, I will make it up to them.  I will be taking calls most of the weekend… I may be in and out, but feel sure y’all will catch me when you can.  The people of Haiti need our assistance.  It is truly heartbreaking to watch what is going on in the already destitute and mangled country.  Yes, I know, people everywhere need our help… right here in the good ole’ USofA as well.  And, you can bet that I always do my share in supporting causes here on our own soil.Okay… not going to go on and on… y’all get my drift!  So, make me a happy camper and either call me, or 1-877-99HAITI and make your donation.  Please, do it for me… for the people of Haiti.  I thank y’all…DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN… DO IT BECAUSE YOUR HEART TELLS YOU TO… DO IT FOR HUMANITY!Thank you,Lyndee And, a special thanks to George Clooney for organizing tonight’s fundraising event…

….can be a terrible thing!

As we’ve all heard, I am sure, Tiger Woods is supposedly in treatment for sex addiction… hmmmmm, I wonder what they teach you in that program?  I mean, how to you stave off the want and/or need for sex?   I mean, really?  I’ll just leave it at that!!

What even got me wanting to write about addictions, is the fact that I have gone through almost half of a tube of…. yep, you guessed it, Chapstick, today!  Don’t know why… just have!  If anyone has any ideas, please let me know!  Ah, and dig back through the pages and find the very teasing entry I did on Chapstick not that long ago.  Well, it might have been long ago, since I haven’t really blogged much recently

So, now I have this new addiction!  I mean, really, it is getting in the way of my normal routine.  First thing in the morning, gotta peek.  Mid-morning, gotta peek.  Lunch time, gotta peek.  Mid-afternoon, gotta peek.  Late afternoon, gotta peek.  Several times in the evening before bed, gotta peek.  And, fuck yes, I have even peeked in the very early hours… cuz, I am just not sleeping well these days.  So, what better to do when you can’t sleep, than peek?

I am not sure if it is an addiction or an obsession at this point, quite honestly.  All I know is, I CANNOT STOP PEEKING!  It might be for just a moment or two.  And, then again, I may become so consumed with the peeking that it actually turns into a long glance… I mean, I have peeked for a half hour at a time.  I know, that may not be very long for some but, that’s a pretty long peek if you ask me!!

Oh….

Maybe I am a voyeur, of sorts?  I don’t know… I just know that I am really enjoying what I am peeking at.  It has totally peaked my interest!  I never really found this sort of excitement from peeking… is it possible that I am dealing with a dreaded addiction, too?  Oh yes, I already admitted it.  I am.

Do y’all have any addictions?  If so, do share. 

Since I’ve discovered my new addiction, I’ve become most interested in hearing of others.  It’s a crazy concept, really.  Now, I totally understand the whole…. one thing leads to another.  Hmmmm….

Also, for the record… I know that this entry is going to come out as one huge assed paragraph, and I apologize… I am awaiting the assistance of my girl, Lynn, to update my WP… because I can assure y’all… and as you’ve noticed, I’m sure… blogging is not one of my addictions!  She will be around in a day or two to clean things up for me.  Thanks, Lynn!!

Okay, back to my new addiction… cuz, I am yawning now, and y’all probably are as well, and I think that I might be ready for some sleep… I normally don’t go into the office on Thursday’s, but I have to tomorrow.  Thanks for your sympathy.

Now… I gotta turn you on… it’s my job!

About a week or so ago, I was watching the Today Show… you know, with Matt and Meredith, and they had this representative from the North American Bear Society on.  Well, for the first time in internet history, they are televising (is that what you call it on the net?) a North American Black Bear, who makes her home in Northern Minnesota (just 30 miles south of the Canadian border) … yeah, her hibernation.  Cool, huh?

Well, the kicker is… she’s pregnant and going to have some cubs!  Wooo Hooo!  I am so fucking excited about this.  I have, over the past few days, in my somber, been doing a ton of research on the North American Black Bear, thanks to LILY!  Yes, that is the adorable one’s name.  I hope and pray that during one of my peeking episodes that I get to witness her giving birth!  I mean, that would just send me right over the fucking top… no kidding.  Peeking… over the top?  Hmmmmm?

So, I wanted to share the web site with the live feed of Lily in her den with all of ya out there that have made it this far… I know, it’s been a very boring entry…

http://www.wildearth.tv/static/wildearth/bearden.html   (Just mouse over at the far left of this line!  (I can never get this to work… LYNNNNNNNnnn…. HELP!)

I mean, right now… I am peeking!  Yes, I am watching Lily as I type!  She has kinda pissed us all off tonight, however.  She was out earlier and brough in a big tree branch, and it is blocking the view into her den!  But, I am still listening to the audio as I sit fixated on the tree branch…  I guess this is her way of saying, GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PRIVACY, FOLKS!!!

I guess if I had 50 thousand people peeking at me, I’d put a bush in front of me, too!  Haha…

Okay, so I have been available on NiteFlirt most of the evening, just to kinda take my mind off of things… which brings me to another addiction of mine…

Thinking too much!!!  So, on that note, go and take a peek, and maybe you, too, will be taken over the top…  I bet you go back for more… more than twice… three times…  I mean, who REALLY cares about Tiger’s sex addiction, anyway?  I don’t!

Ciao for now!