Nocturnal naughtiness…
At my REAL job, one of my duties is opening the mail! I know, a menial job but, somebody’s gotta do it! Actually, I kinda like it because I can keep tabs on everything that I am supposed to! We get mountains of medical journals, periodicals, waiting room reading material, yadda… yadda… yadda… you know, mostly magazines like Southern Living, Redbook, Ladies Home Journal… you know, geared toward the females! Well, a couple of years ago, I took it upon myself to take out subscriptions to a few mags geared towards male interests. You know, Golf.. Sports Illustrated, Hunting World…
I mean, men go to doctors, too! And, it is rare that I would ever witness a man reading one of the frilly girl mags! Granted, there’s no Playboy, Penthouse or Maxim but, I also subscribed to Details and Men’s Health. Quite honestly, because I not only like to read up on the frilly stuff, but I also like to keep tabs on the guy stuff… I mean, this is important, don’tcha think?
Sorry, got a little off track… so, about a year ago, one of the most visited web sites on the net, WebMD, started publishing a magazine. And, of course, being a medical office, we get this magazine for free! We get about 20 a month, and after the staff takes one or two, there is usually one or two left for the waiting room. It should be noted, I AM NOT A FAN of WebMD. In fact, I think it is an evil site. Let me explain why.
Let’s say that you’re suffering from a headache, okay? Most people know to just grab the Tylenol bottle and be done with it. Sometimes, however, the headache may last all day and into the night, and then some people get worried. Or, maybe just looking for alternative treatments. So, they take their happy asses to WebMD looking for a quick fix, and BOOM! Banners flashing and suggestion that their headache could be a tumor, aneurysm, or any number of very serious issues… then panic sets in. “What if?” And then the tension sets in, which we all know can affect the already throbbing head… headache gets worse… “Should I go to the ER?” On and on…
What I am saying is… not every headache is a tumor or aneurysm (although it could be, but chances are probably very slim), not every stomach ache is a dreaded rupture of the appendix, aortic aneurysm, or ovarian cancer. And, not every leg cramp is a blood clot… y’all get my drift, right? WebMD always puts forth the worse case scenario… at least in my experience and what I hear from patients. Hey, this is great for the physician’s income… patient’s reading what it “COULD BE”… rushing off to the doctor to have their minds put to ease… maybe a test or two is ordered just to “rule out”. But, chances are… it’s just a headache… we all get them from time to time. It’s just a tummy ache… we all get them from time to time. It’s just a strained muscle… we all get them from time to time.
Okay… sorry, off track again!
I will be the first to admit, WebMD, the magazine, is a great magazine. Much more benign than the web site. There’s a wide variety of topics discussed, such as beauty, fitness, allergies, sleep, etc… and yes, sometimes the more serious diagnoses. But, all in all, it’s a pretty good piece of reading material.
Well, I was going through the mail yesterday and the WebMD magazines had come! I glanced quickly… had to look again… and, yet again. I was shocked at one of the “headlines”….
SEX – WHY YOUR GUY LIKES PORN – PAGE 50
Well, I had to stop what I was doing and immediately read this article, LOL! And, I was deeply offended that it didn’t read something like…
SEX- WHY THE SEXES LIKE PORN – PAGE 50
So, I am lickin’ my fingers trying to get to page 50, not 48 or 52… and, finally!!! Page 50…
At the top of page 50 it reads: “Tuning in to what turns you on” And then, the title of the article is: “XXX Factor” Want to know why porn turns your guy on? It’s HARD-wired. *At this point I am thinking, wow, should this really be waiting room reading? I mean, just the title of the article is a little… pornographic, right?? I mean, just by reading this article most guys are going to get a hard on… and, then they have to go into the examination room… trying to hide it, LOL! Oh my…
Well, I had to take two minutes out of my busy day to read the article. Now, I will summarize what I read… plain and simple.
Men’s brains are hard-wired for easy arousal, so that men are ready for sex WHENEVER the opportunity knocks! And, that men are nocturnal sneaks… surfing the web and fingering their way through pornographic magazines, just looking for that subtle little picture or story that is going to get their HARD-wiring raging. It doesn’t really say what happens after that but, I think we all know, right?
Anyway, the article does mention that 26% of males and just 3% of females visit online pornographic sites. To this I say, BULLSHIT! C’mon, let’s get real, WebMD… pornographic sites are the most visited sites on the world wide web, and you’re saying only a quarter of men and a handful of women are frequenting these sites? Ahhhh, I think you need to do some more research…
I happen to love porn… I know a lot of females that do… with all of the single women in the world, and those that visit with their significant others… I am thinking the numbers should read, 50/50 at the very least! WHY are people so afraid to admit that they visit porn sites? I’m not… I mean, I am not going to blurt it out in the middle of my office waiting room but, I can share it with y’all.
I am not convinced that these numbers are, at all, correct. Nor, am I convinced that any of my readers should EVER visit the WebMD site… if you’re concerned about something, call or visit your physician. Don’t surf the web wondering what it “could be”… only to stumble across a web site that is going to paint the worst possible case scenario for ya. I am telling ya, WebMD is EVIL… the web site, that is.
Admittedly, again, I do like the publication…
So ya know… this is a pornographic site, as is NiteFlirt! I visit them both every day, and hopefully y’all do as well!!!
Yep, I know ya do… cause, you’re all HARD-wired!! And, just lookin’ for a little… well, ya know what I am sayin’! Something to calm down the circuitry.. the neurons… the protons…
The HARD-on!
Available and taking your pornographic requests on NiteFlirt, LOL! How about this to calm things down?
Fuck the politicians and lobbyists that are trying to make pornographic materials and web sites illegal… you know they like it, too. They are just trying to save face in the public eye. They are just as hard-wired as the rest of us.
Now, about that headache…
Luscious Lyndee