No, this isn’t a knock-knock joke!!  LOL, quite the contrary…

WOW, I had the most awesome encounter with the UPS guy this morning!!  Very early this morning, I might add!  I was on a phone sex call when I heard the UPS truck outside my house; you know we girls just KNOW the sound of a UPS truck…we get all excited because we KNOW that we are about to get something good!!  Woo hoo!  Well, it was a pretty hot call I was on and I was really getting into it, when along came a knock on my door.  Usually if I don’t answer the door, the UPS guy will just leave my package at my door and move along!

Not today…he kept knocking!  The more he knocked, the more excited I was getting!!  I know, crazy, huh?  I KNEW he could hear me…I was in my living room and the front door is like…right there!!  What happened next, you would NEVER believe…I mean, Danielle Steele couldn’t have written a better script…I am serious!  I wish that I could tell you the entire story but, I just can’t!  Let’s just say…I was a VERY naughty girl, and the client I was talking to got one helluva treat!!  And, so did I!!!

Happy Saturday everyone!  Sorry that I never got back to my entry last night but, I was really busy on the phone!!  It was…a very good night!  I had lots of fun…yeah, tons of fun…I mean, like a kid in a candy store kind of fun!  Flavor explosions everywhere!!  Remember the old candy Pop Rocks?  Well, that was what last night and into the wee hours of the morning was like….sizzlin’, poppin’, gotta pour some more into your mouth kind of time!!  For a few hours I totally put the stresses of the week behind me and just listened to the Curator!  Or, is that Creator?  LOL!  Faux pas? Hell no! 

Okay, so I lost some momentum in my bracket last night!  Oh well…I am not throwing in the towel just yet!  I am the competitor here…not down and out, but I am down!  I don’t really mind though.  I like being down…down there!  Yep, makes me come back harder and with more gusto!!  It excites me, gets my blood pumping, neurotransmitters tingling!  Ya know what I mean, right?

Okay, so I have a great “sixsome” for Bristol…I am feeling very good about the race, and I am out to prove something here!  So, I know you all will have me in your thoughts on Sunday…and, the only thing I would like to say is this:  May the winds that are blowing all of that hot air, blow that UNC cap right off of your head…period!

I am sooooooo tired, I think I need a little nappy over here…  But, you all know that I am my very best when I am a little groggy…  LMAO!  Just please don’t call and spurt out, “Play with your pussy”, it is a good way to get yourself bitch slapped!  Yes, I know…so many of you are into that, too!!!

Okay, I am signing off for now….   Cleopatra is calling!!!  Have a great day everyone….

xoxox

Lyndee

Good Sunday morning guys and dolls!!  Here’s hoping that you have had a great weekend thus far, and that today is an awesome day for you as well!!

I awoke this morning feeling like a WINNER!  Granted, I had a very tough day yesterday with my March Madness bracket but, today I am feeling the love, so to speak!!  I am feeling in the “winning spirit” if you will, and am not going to let anything get me distracted!!

WOW…I would be remiss if I didn’t give props to my losing teams yesterday in the bracket, however!  All around, it was the best games I have seen in awhile!  Some great ball was played yesterday…one game into double OT…and, Louisville ALMOST wiped out (I know, ALMOST doesn’t apply here) Texas A&M (the Louisville loss knocked me out of two games)…VCU almost wiped out Pitt, and how about Xavier with their valiant performance against OSU, almost taking them out?  And, Maryland?  WOW, just a great day of college ball!!

Now, I have some thinking to do today.  I am not sure how I will get this done, because as you all know today is the BIG race in Hotlanta!  And, then we have another jam packed day of NCAA basketball action…gonna be some “flip flopping” today, I tell ya…with the remote, that is!!

Oh yeah, the thinking!  Ya know, I was a very good girl, even took notes, during a conversation yesterday with a client.  But, in looking at my notes today, I cannot make heads nor tails outta what I have typed out here in my word program!  LOL, so if “Mr. Thinks He’s Gonna Threepeat” would be so kind as to let me know what our bets were, I would greatly appreciate it!!  I know about the “story”, the “contest”, the “questions”….cannot remember which bet they were on, LOL!  Sorry!  And, yes I remember the “opening of the wallet”…you are such a giver, giver, giver!!! 

Okay, so you all know it is Sunday, and what do I do on Sunday?  That’s right, I put the phone on the cradle for approximately 48 hours!  I go and spend time with my wonderful family, regroup, sun and swim, and RELAX!  So, just a friendly reminder that I will not be available until Tuesday afternoon….  Well, I maybe back tomorrow, who knows?  It is usually a day by day thing with me!!

Just to bring you up to speed, here are my picks for today’s race in Hotlanta…1.  Jimmie Johnson, 2.  Mark Martin, 3. Carl Edwards, 4. Dale, Jr., 5. Greg Biffle and, 6. Kurt Busch!!  Yeah, that looks like the winning combo!!

Now, I need your help and support here!  I NEVER want to see anyone get hurt, however, today I am hoping for some relentless side swiping, blown motors and tires, major over heating issues, and even a little bumping and grinding amongst Jeff “The Fag” Gordon, Kasey Kahne (can he repeat last weeks performance?), Tony Stewart (Mr. FATHEAD himself), Kyle Busch, Ryan Newman and Bobby LaBonte (where has he been anyway?)!  Yes, I need these guys to be “taking (it) up the rear” by the end of today’s race….then, once again, I WILL BE THE CHAMPION!!!

Any positive vibes you can send my way today would be GREATLY appreciated, and in the near future, could possibly WIN you a FREE 30 minute call with me….don’t get too excited yet, a lot has to happen first! 

Okay, I am outta here…have a GREAT day everyone, and I will be talking to ya later!!!

xoxo

Lyndee