a DEMANDING BITCH this weekend!  I know, some of y’all are used to this type of behavior from me… but, this weekend it applies to all of ya!!As some of you already know, I contributed 25% of my NiteFlirt earnings last weekend to The American Red Cross to assist the worldwide efforts to hopefully bring back/rebuild, clothe, feed, provide medical care and so much more, to those affected by the devastating earthquake(s) in Haiti.  I will not divulge but, I made a nice contribution on Wednesday!  Thanks to y’all…So, as the fundraising efforts continue tonight, via network television, “Help For Haiti”, I have decided to again, donate 25% of this weekend’s earnings to the cause.  I have already called and made a donation, so if my earnings exceed, I will make it up to them.  I will be taking calls most of the weekend… I may be in and out, but feel sure y’all will catch me when you can.  The people of Haiti need our assistance.  It is truly heartbreaking to watch what is going on in the already destitute and mangled country.  Yes, I know, people everywhere need our help… right here in the good ole’ USofA as well.  And, you can bet that I always do my share in supporting causes here on our own soil.Okay… not going to go on and on… y’all get my drift!  So, make me a happy camper and either call me, or 1-877-99HAITI and make your donation.  Please, do it for me… for the people of Haiti.  I thank y’all…DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN… DO IT BECAUSE YOUR HEART TELLS YOU TO… DO IT FOR HUMANITY!Thank you,Lyndee And, a special thanks to George Clooney for organizing tonight’s fundraising event…

Happy New Year!  Here’s hoping that each and everyone of ya have a year of love, laughter and Lyndee… well, happiness! 

I know that my blogging habits have totally sucked over the past year.  I apologize for that.  At one time, I was very attentive to my blogs… all three of them.  Because, as some of ya know, this isn’t my only blog!  This blog is what I consider, for the most part, to be a pretty conservative blog.  And yes, I am a PROUD Conservative!

You will find everything from naughty stories (if you dig back far enough) to sports.  From chap stick to politics.  Both of which, by the way, can be very sticky!  I tend to write whatever is on my mind, and most of you know without a doubt, that I have no problem speaking my mind!  Is that a bad thing?

In addition to this blog here, known as lusciouslyndeelovesphone.com, I also have a blog devoted entirely to feminization.  This is a very popular fetish, and I must admit, the majority of my calls pertain to different aspects of this fetish.  So, being the giving gal that I am, I have pinkpantycafe.com.  Of course, you smart ones know to just put a www. in front of the blog names, LOL!  Lastly, I started a blog sometime ago, devoted strictly to poetry, primarily erotic poetry.  That website is earoticawithlyndee.com. 

Like I said, I have totally been a slacker over the past year, but am really going to try and devote more time, and put forth more effort, in keeping these blogs up to date!  I promise.

You see, I love to write.  But, I have to be in the mood.  I do a lot of writing, trust me.  However, most is in my personal journals, and I just can’t share those writings here.  You understand, don’tcha?  Some things just aren’t for the world to see.  Not to mention, there are those that love to visit blogs in attempt to gather “dirt”!   These are the types that I have disassociated myself from… as I have said many times, this is a doggy-dog business, and I have to stay one step ahead of the good, the bad, and the ugly, per se’!

Anyhow, I have worked the phones on a VERY limited basis over the past few weeks, and have gotten bombarded (which I certainly do not mind) with questions about what is going on in my life, and where I have been.  So many of ya are used to the days of ole, when I was available and taking calls everyday of the week, or at least 5 days a week.  As I have explained in many previous entries, life’s duties have not allowed me to continue to be available as I once was.

The good news is, while I might not be available as much as I used to be, I have been making the effort to take “requests” and make myself available when asked via emails.  And, with the New Year, I am confident that I will be available more often.  Does  all of this make sense? 

Oh…onto the questions and answers:

Lyndee, are you okay?  The truth is… yes, I am okay.  However,  like I have always said, my family and friends will ALWAYS take priority over the phones.  Unfortunately, I have had a very sick family member, and 99% of my time has been spent caring for my loved one.  With all due respect, I wish not to discuss this issue on my calls.  Thank you.

Lyndee, I really miss being able to call you.  When will you be available?  Truthfully, all that I can do is tell you when I am NOT available at this time.  I am not available Wednesday or Fridays until after 5pm EST.  Again, as many of y’all know, I do have a career off of the phones.  I am fortunate enough to handle most of my duties from home, but I do go into the office on Wednesday and Friday.

Lyndee, are you ever coming back?  Yes, I am back.  However, on a limited schedule.  If you’d like to do a call with me, please just email me on NiteFlirt and let me know what time, or thereabouts, that you would like to do a call.  I will do everything within my power to make the call possible.

Lyndee, I did a call with another girl on NiteFlirt because you weren’t available.  Please don’t be upset with me.  (This one kinda-sorta shocked me.)  Understand, if I am not available, I would expect that you’d call another girl.  There are many outstanding girls to choose from on NiteFlirt.  And honestly, if you’d like a name or two, I am more than happy to provide them to you.  And, I do mean, there’s only a name or two that I’d refer my clients to.  These are girls that I KNOW firsthand possess exceptional abilities.  They are very educated and well versed in just about any call you’d like to do.  Like I said, just email me and ask!  I am certain that you wouldn’t be disappointed.  In fact, I have done 2-girl calls with each of them… and they are HOT!  One is more dominant, the other submissive.  But, very versatile, just like myself.

Lyndee, do you portray another character on NiteFlirt?  I was talking to another flirt and she said that some girls have many characters.  NO, I do not play any other character.  I am, and always have been, Luscious Lyndee.  My voice is pretty distinct, so if I were playing another character, I’d say… I’d be busted pretty quick.  What other girls do, I don’t know, and is frankly none of my business. 

Lyndee, I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.  Thanks for all of the well wishes!!  I appreciate your taking the time to even think about me long enough to email those sentiments.  2009 was a bit rough, but I am hopeful 2010 will be much better. 

Alrighty, I think that’s it for now.  Again, thanks for your thoughts, concerns, questions and wishes.  I know I haven’t emailed each and everyone of you back on NiteFlirt personally, but I do thank you.  And again, I wish each and everyone of ya a new year jam packed with lots of love, happiness, laughs and excellent health.

Until we speak again, or for the first time,

Lyndee

Well, I was really hoping to lay out and get some Vitamin D today, but with the skies looming very mysteriously, I guess I am stuck inside for the moment!

Anyway, I am a thinker… my mind is always in thought of one thing or another.  Sometimes, when I lay my head upon my pillow at night to get some much needed rest, my mind goes… thinking of this and that… singing songs in my head… reliving situations, things that I should have said and didn’t or, wishing I hadn’t have said things… done things… anticipating the future… y’all know how it is, don’tcha?

Well, a couple of nights ago, as I lay trying to fall asleep, my mind wanders to the maternal “instinct” in me… no, I don’t have children, but that’s not to say that I didn’t/don’t want them.  In fact, quite the contrary.  I always thought, and still do, that I would be the bomb diggity of a mom!  Anyway… so, as I laid here, I was thinking of advice I would give a son or daughter… derived from lessons learned over my life, or maybe, advice I’d gotten from others.  Perhaps, this advice would come from, like I said earlier, things that I wish I would have done myself or, things I have witnessed others do, that I never had the courage to do.

I know, pretty strange entry for my sex blog… but, knowing that most of my clients are dads, I just thought I would share my thoughts…

So, here we go….

1.  Thank you notes are an absolute must!  When someone gives you a gift, whether it be material or otherwise, let them know how much it means to you.  And, thank you notes must always be written on personal stationary, never via text, email or telephone.  Well, you can call, but always follow up the call with a hand written note of thanks.

2.  Life is too short not to order a big fat juicy burger every once in awhile! 

3.  Give charitably, generously, and anonymously.  There are always those less fortunate than yourself.  Don’t boast, nobody needs to know where the gift came from, just give it.

4.  If you love someone, let them know.  Never hold back the expression of love.  Afterall, wouldn’t you want to know same?

5.  Always keep your eye on the ball.  In sports, and in life.  Never lose sight of the ball.   About the time you lose sight, it will smack you in the face, and that just doesn’t feel good.

6.  Never regret saying no.  Unless it is in your heart to say yes, don’t say it.  But, don’t beat yourself up for telling people no.

7.  Learn to entertain, and in the midst, laugh at yourself.  From singing in the shower to dancing in a crowded park… entertain and laugh.

8.  Happiness is not fame, money, or power.  Who will remember any of the three when you are dead and gone?

9.  Follow your instinct, and try not to get in your way with too much thinking.  (I am guilty of the latter sometimes, and really wish that I wasn’t!)

10.  Being pretty or handsome just isn’t enough.  It’s what is in your heart that really matters.

11.  There is absolutely NO SHAME in crying.  If you feel the tears wanting to flow, let them flow.

12.  When meeting somone for the first time, look them in the eye, smile, and give them a firm handshake.  Yes, girls can shake hands, too!

13.  NEVER lend money to anyone.  If someone is in need and you are willing and able to, give it as a gift.

14.  You cannot change people, no matter how much you want to.  We are all very independent creatures.

15.  NO ONE can hurt you without your permission.  (Yeah, it took me a long time on this one, but I am almost there!)

16.  “Please” and “thank you” will open doors.  Don’t just act polite, be polite.

17.  Realize that we all come from dysfunctional homes.  The only normal people are those you don’t know very well.  (I love this one… and, it is so fucking true!)

18.  Remember that nice girls/guys do finish first.  If you don’t know that, you don’t know where the finish line is!

19.  NOTHING will destroy your life like drugs.  Do drugs, you’re doomed.

20.  Don’t be afraid to wear your heart on your sleeve.  It is one part of us not visible to the naked eye.  The core of who we are.  Take it out and show it off every now and again.

21.  You cannot run away from your problems.  Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.  (Amen.)

22.  NEVER date someone that you wouldn’t want to be the mother or father to your children.

23.  Learn from the good, as well as the bad.  Fall down, make a mess.  Break something occasionally.  And always remember that the story is never over.

24.  Remember, you’re in this world for a good time, not a long time… so LIVE and LOVE with all you have.

25.  When posing for photos, assume that the only one that will see them are me, your boss and the Dean of Admissions.

I could go on forever and ever… but, these are just a sample of things I would relay to my children if I had them.  I wish some of these tips would have been relayed to me earlier in my life… but,

26.  You’re never too old to learn!!!!

Hoping it is sunny wherever y’all are!!

Ciao,

Lyndee

Howdeeeee!!!

Yes, I know!  It has been forever and a day since I have paid any attention to any of my blogs.  I have been neglecting a lot lately, so don’t feel slighted!  Honest, not just my blogs have paid the price for my absence. 

Anyway, a lot has gone on in my life since I last posted.  Thus the title, indeed, the world does turn.  Never pausing or waiting one single second for those of us that want it to just STOP… if even for a moment!  To pause,take a deep breath… relish in thought or “the moment”… it just keeps on going.  Better grab tight, because time, my friends, waits for no one!

Okay… so I attended my class reunion a few weeks back!  What a blast that was!  And, one of the absolute worst hangovers that I can ever remember!  Thankfully, I do not indulge often.  There is no way that I could survive the consequences of “tipping the wine glass” a few too many times very often… but, a great time was had and it was so good to meet up with those that I shared the “innocent” portion of my life with.

Funny, not many of the chicks have changed too much.  Guys, on the other hand, WOW!  The men’s track star is now about 300 pounds and bearded.  The “least likely to succeed” pothead is now in healthcare, and I do mean very high up the ladder!  A lot of guys walking around with gray hair, and in some cases, no hair!  A lot of beer bellies and deviating gaits. 

The best looking girl is still best looking.  I think she’s had some plastic surgery on her face, however.  It just looks as though she had.  The thinnest girl is still, in fact, the thinnest.  And, looked very hot in her sundress at the cocktail party, I might add.  I really could have… well, nevermind!  The wealthy girls from school all married wealthy men.  Some have aged, maybe a little.  But, that is due to the fact that they are spending way too much time in the sun! 

One of my classmates came from across the ocean!  He lives in a country that I really want to visit someday… Holland!  A couple came from the upper northwest region… amazing how many of us are still in “this” area, and we never run into each other.  Crazy, how you can live in the same small town, and never see some people, isn’t it?  Yet, I can go on a trip… and while enduring layovers in the likes of Atlanta or Charlotte, run into people I know!  It’s a crazy and unpredicatable world… and it never stops; just keeps turning!

I haven’t really been around on NiteFlirt much either over the past month.  No real reason, just… well, other things in my life take precedence.  Not that anything bad has been going on, just tending to “stuff”!

I am going on an overnight trip tomorrow, the 4th, with my best friend… if you’ve read my blog over the years, you might know that at any given moment, she and I just pick up and go… somewhere!  Total spontaneity… and we don’t know where we are going, although we know the general direction, LOL! 

A very, very dear friend of mine is moving away… well, in fact, today, she and her family are enroute to their new home.  We had a party for them last weekend, and while it was a really fun time, it was kinda sad, too!  Then, a few of us took my friend out to the Japenese Steak House the other night.  There were no tears shed that night, like there were at the party!

Let’s see… last night I watched, “He Doesn’t Really Want Me”… pretty funny movie, with a star packed cast!  Yeah, that’s pretty much how the life of romance and relationships goes… it’s a chick flick, so you guys might not care for it!  WATCH IT, anyway!  Watch it with your wife or girlfriend… and take note of her response(s).  Ya might even see a lot of yourself in the movie, LOL!!

I talked to Angela St.Lawrence on the phone last week.  The undisputed Queen of Phone.  She and I had a really nice conversation; it had been way over a year since we’d spoken.  I will say it again, she is the Cream of the Crop if Domination is your thing.  Anyway, it was nice to talk with a “partner in phone crime”.  There’s really no other out there that I would talk to.  And, I don’t mean that rudely.  It’s just that I don’t know many PSO’s, and I really like it that way!!

Anyway, that’s about it for now… I am going to lay out in the sun for a bit.  Gather my thoughts for the day.  Later, I will pack my overnight bag… and, venture out to where…

The world really turns!

Have a happy and safe 4th!!!

Ciao

So, I thought this would be the perfect time to just sit down and bang some keys…

By the way, as I do so, I am signed in and available to take your calls on NiteFlirt!  I am sure y’all know why I always have to mention NiteFlirt, right?  Well, for those of ya that don’t know, it is for “tag” purposes!  Ya see, in the wonderful world of the world wide web, whenever we blog, we can put “tag words” in, so that the little search engines that sweep our sites can pick up on the “key (tag) words, and then when someone uses a search engine such as Google, AOL, Vista or Yahoo (just to name a few), MAYBE, my site will pop up… ya get what I am saying, I hope.  It’s just too damn complicated for me to try and explain. 

So, despite this nasty weather this weekend, I did manage to get in a little sun time!  In one respect, I love the fucking rain!  But, I don’t like it when I have things that I want to do outdoors… well, with one exception, but that is a highly coveted secret!! 

I had a client the other day that relayed to me that he’d been spending a lot of time here on my blog, going waaay back!   He relayed how much he enjoyed reading a hodgepodge of “stuff”!  I will admit, most guests here, spend an average of 2 minutes to 3 minutes.  That is very unfortunate, as there is some pretty good stuff in my blog.  Granted, it isn’t all about sex and kink, but back in the day, I used to do some pretty decent writing about “things”!  And, even once, about “thingys”! 

Anyway, I have vowed on several occasions to get back into writing erotica.  I am, by no means, the best at it, but I do enjoy it!  These days, my writing has been very personal, so unfortunately, I cannot share it here.  Sorry!   Maybe someday, I will get back to doing some explicit material, but for now, it is on hold. 

As Mother Nature wreaks havoc outside my living room window, I just realized that I have listened to the same song now about 25 times… it is on YouTube and just keeps playing over and over.  Funny thing is, I am not yet tired of hearing it.  I am hoping that the lyrics will adhere to my gray matter, so that someday I will be able to sing the song in its entirety, LOL!  Right now, I just kinda fake it when I sing it… y’all do it too, I know!  Oh, ya wanna know what song it is?  That comes later… just promise that if ya ever call me, ya won’t ask me to sing it… I CANNOT SING!

For the record, I am fully aware of my using “y’all and ya” in place of the word “you or you all” when I do blog entries… this is also for quite personal reasons.  Hope ya don’t mind too much.  For the most part, I try to be gramatically correct, but sometimes I’m not.  I’m a southern girl, and down here in these parts we use some what maybe to y’all, incorrect English.  But really, who the hell cares?  Y’all know what I am saying… I hope!

Some things that I have been pondering lately include:

- why is life so fucking complicated at times?

- why isn’t my phone ringing right now?

- why do the same people send me the same meme’s over and over?

- how do you tactfully tell someone, “I’m not a kid anymore, so please just back off!”

- what really matters in this world?

(okay, my phone just rang… it was a very rude and obnoxious asshole that couldn’t tell me what he likes, just said, “make me cum”!  He then hung up on me… do I really care?  Fuck no, I don’t!  I’d rather not waste my time on that kind of caller, quite honestly!  I just sent him a “fuck off” email!)

- if everything is supposed to be black and white, why is there so much gray?

Okay, that’s enough…

Hey, the Lakers and Rockets are playing now!  The Lakers are killing the Rockets early… that sucks, as I really do not care for the Lakers.  I think it goes back to the whole Kobe incident.  Y’all do know, he WAS and IS guilty, right?

As a sidenote to this entry, I didn’t watch our President’s address to the graduating class of Notre Dame today!  I didn’t agree with that whole thing… I mean, I just didn’t!

Okay, I am going to sign off for now!  I am rambling and that’s not always a good thing!  Just one of them days, I suppose!!

I will not be available tomorrow (Monday) until early evening… for those of y’all that are used to finding me on Monday’s!  Also, I will not be available on Tuesday night or Wednesday… for those used to finding me on that day!  Well, after Tuesday, my schedule is a little up in the air at the moment… I’ll keep ya informed.  Yes, I said YA!

Peace

Luscious Lyndee

Oh, the song… the song… it’s an awesome song, listen to it…

NO!

Some of ya may already know, I am a great facilitator of sexual fantasies.  Those of ya that have never called me do not know!  I take great pride in putting together your perfect sexual fantasy!  Not mine, but yours!  I am here for all of the hardworking men of the world that want to escape their reality for a bit, and venture into another realm.  Sexual realm. 

I have always confessed to be the best at what I do, but there is some competition out there… in my mind, I am the best.  In some of your minds, I am the best.  And, that’s a good thing, as it keeps you calling!  And, it kinda-sorta does a little something for my ego.  For those of us in the biz that are really super-duper good at sexual fantasy facilitation, it does give us somewhat of an ego boost to hear our clients say, “hey, thanks for a great call”, or, “Lyndee, you’re the best”, or perhaps, “I can’t wait to call you again!”

Let’s face it guys, this is a very competitive business!  I refuse to lower my prices, not because I am greedy, but because I am good at what I do and I deserve to be duly compensated for my artistry!  Those of ya that have called me once, or are repeat clients, know I am worth every penny!  And, I appreciate your knowing this, and willingness to compensate me for my aural talent.

Now, one thing I cannot stand about this job, is the fact that new callers to me do not know that I do not actively participate on my calls… in a physical manner.  Another words, I am not over here panting, moaning and groaning, playing with myself, or pretending to… I am facilitating, not masturbating. 

It goes without saying that most callers would like for their phone sex operator to be getting naughty with herself, but I am not one that does this.  For those of you that are loyal readers of my blog, I apologize for the redundancy of this, but I occasionally have to bring the topic back to the forefront so that new clients, or perspective clients, know.

Believe me, I can get very descriptive and imaginative, without ever touching any part of my body.  It really isn’t a pre-requisite, is it?  I mean, do you have to touch yourself in order to be able to describe a scent, a texture, a curve, a book, a feel?  Hell no, ya sure don’t! 

It is called visualization… a mind game.  Close your eyes… let your mind wander… imagine… recall… fantasize… visualize!  Not all people can do this without effort.  Fortunately, I am one that can.  It really is an awesome art.  Now admittedly, I cannot draw a “stick person” and, I really know nothing about Trigonometry… but, I can damn sure facilitate a fantasy… and, it doesn’t have to always be sexual.

I guess what I am saying is, the mind is the largest and strongest sex organ that we, as humans, possess.  I like to use my mind… a lot.  Some might say, too much.  But, is that a bad thing?  I suppose if you weren’t putting it to good use, it would be.  I’d like to think that I am putting my mind to very good use with my clients.  And, by the sounds of it, I am.  This is a good thing.  A very good thing.

So, for potential callers that may have read my feedback on NiteFlirt, saying that, “Lyndee is amazing”, “WOW, she’s the best, I came really hard”, “Lyndee is what phone sex is all about”, or “Lyndee is like a fine wine, she only gets better”… these clients are writing how they feel about my facilitation talent.  They are not, in any way, insinuating that it is via my “moans and groans”, “panting” and, “screaming obscenities” until I overflow with sexual pleasure, that got them off.

I use my verbal skills, along with mental imagery… and, it is a fantastic combination.  Yes, I am a facilitator of sexual fantasy.  I am not here playing with anything other than my brain! 

Thankfully, there is a demand for this type of phone sex. 

Here’s to all of ya that understand this post… thanks for hanging in there!!!

Luscious Lyndee, the sexual fantasy facilitator!!

Shame on me… I didn’t realize that it had been a week since I have posted.  And, all along I thought I was doing so much better at blogging?  Oh well, time flies when you’re having fun!

So, here it is, in the very wee hours of Tuesday!  I am not normally awake this late, but I took a little nap earlier as I was extremely tired.  So, I have tried going back to sleep and can’t, so I am available and taking calls on NiteFlirt! 

I just had a very interesting cuckolding call.  It started with him telling me that he wanted to see his girlfriend get fucked by another guy, but after a few in depth questions, I was able to pull his “real” fantasy out of him… yeah, he wants to suck cock and be a good little fluffer for his girlfriend… gotta watch out for the shy ones, LOL!

Anyway, onto TMI Tuesday, and then I am hitting the snuggler… really, I am!  I am so tired and tomorrow morning I have an appointment to be at.  So, I will not be available tomorrow morning for a couple of hours… just so ya know!!

Okay, here we go….

TMI Tuesday #184

1. Have you ever had angry sex?

     No, I cannot say that I have!  Not a big fan of “angry sex”! 
2. Pity sex?

     Don’t mean to bore anyone with my answers, but again, nope… never had “pity sex” either!
3. “Oh well, I might as well” sex?

     We’re getting somewhere now!  Yes, I have certainly had the “Oh well, I might as well” sex.  Haven’t we all?  I mean, do we always have to have a reason… just say, oh well, what the hell, I might as well!!
4. One-of-you-knew-it-was-goodbye-and-the-other-didn’t sex?

     Uh oh… here we are back at the… no I haven’t!  I hope that I never do, quite honestly!
5. Don’t-remember-having-it sex?

     LOL… those were the days!!  Sorry, this one makes me laugh!  I think we’ve all had at least one of these types of sex, haven’t we?  Gotta love the “old days”… college days… wild and crazy days… how did we make it through them?
6. Regret-it-afterward sex?

     Yeah, sure have!  I don’t like this kind of sex…
7. Can’t-remember-his/her-name sex?

     This kinda goes with #5… back in my college partying days!  Haha… hey boy, what’s your name anyway?
8. Never-knew-his/her-name sex?

     Yeah, sure!  Boy meets girl… girl says “sure”… names aren’t really important when you just wanna have some fun… there’s something to be said for anonymity, isn’t there? 

Bonus: What was the worst single sexual experience of your life?

Ummmmm, let me think on this one and get back to ya!!

Y’all rest well, I am off to never-never land!!

CIAO

Dear Blog:

I am feeling much better this morning, after my little rant last night!  I always get great relief when I “air” what’s on my mind, and you’re such a sport at letting me express myself, unconditionally. 

I know I haven’t been as attentive to you as I should be as of late.  You’re the only one that I know that puts up with me ignoring you for weeks on end, and then graciously welcomes me back when I feel like showing my face again.  Through the good times and the bad, you’re always here for me.  And, you make it so easy for me to communicate with thousands of people.  I don’t have to do anything but type, and then you, without demand, just spread the word throughout the net.  Some people even get emails advising them that, “Hey, Lyndee has made a new post on her blog!”  How truly awesome you are to do so much for me!

It’s a gorgeous morning here!  Well, you already know that, as you’re with me, LOL… how silly of me to tell you something that you already know!  And, you can smell the brownies baking… the birds chirping… Darius Rucker playing on the stereo…

I count on you to let everyone know that I am available and taking calls on NiteFlirt this morning, and that today until 5pm, I am lowering my per minute rate under my “Anything Goes” category to $1.49/minute.  WOW, that’s a saving of .40/per minute!  My clients are always very appreciative when I “give back”.  They all know that I more than understand that the economy is basically in the “shitter” at the moment… and well, sometimes we have need to give back.  It’s human nature, or should be anyway. 

I have the best clients, but you already knew that, too!  Actually, there’s not much at all that you don’t know about me… I mean, I always write to you, letting you know what’s on my mind.  I guess we are kinda/sorta like best friends.  And, I know you love the way I tap, tap, tap on your soft spots… but sometimes, like last night, I was really banging you hard.  I apologize.  No, I don’t, I know sometimes you actually like it hard, probably actually prefer it, don’t ya, LOL?  I wouldn’t tell anyone, but actually you’re a pretty naughty blog sometimes. Actually, you’ve had it made over the years! 

Afterall, you get to feel my soft touch, and hard.  I take very good care of you… giving you a lot to laugh at, think about, share, get excited about and you even get a lot of fucking at times; like last night. 

Blog, you’re my best friend!  Now, get out there and spread the word that your rightful owner, Luscious Lyndee is your best friend, and that there is nobody better at what I do than me!  And, how anyone that is looking for a “good time” should call me on NiteFlirt. 

Good boy…. or, are you a girl?  It really doesn’t  matter, I love you just the same!  Okay, we are going to get busy.  You, spreading the word, and me, well… I gotta get the brownies outta the oven before they burn!

Have a beautiful day… I will be back later.

PEACE

WOW…I couldn’t believe it when I came to my blog today and saw how long it has been since I have posted…

Anyway, needless to say, I have been kept very busy with my real work and just doing things that have needed getting done!  I tell ya, the woman’s work is just NEVER done!

I have been hanging out with friends, working on my tan and, talking a lot on NiteFlirt!  I know in March, I really wasn’t on much, but I had the nasty “bug” again, and believe me, I didn’t sound pretty!!

So, it struck me a little while ago….today is Tuesday!  It reminded  me of my participation in TMI Tuesday, so I thought I would bring it to ya today…

Here we go…

TMI Tuesday #181

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

    Ummmm….did they get this question right?  Of course, I have, LOL!  Actually, many experiences!
2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

     Whatever I gotta do, LOL!  All kinds of “girly” gestures… ya know, licking the lips, a little wink or two, flipping back of the hair….
3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

     Uhhhhh, both!  Like I say, they are both a mindset, and if you are into “switching”, that is always a good thing!
4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

     Yes/Yes
5. When was the last time you had sex?

     Sunday night….
6. Sex on the first date…good or bad?

     It depends….if it someone you have just met and do not know, NO, not a good thing.  If it is someone you have known for awhile and you’re attracted sexually, sure!
7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

     Sure, but I can’t tell ya, LOL!  Some things are still a secret!!
8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

     Sense of humor is on the top of my list!  They sure do ask this question a lot on TMI Tuesday….

Anyway, here’s hoping all of ya are well, and that you have a Happy Easter or Passover… whichever the case may be!!

I promise it won’t be 7 weeks before I am back…

Peace

I think that I (and MOST PSO’s) deserve an Honorary D.D.S. degree!  For those of you not familiar with what a D.D.S. is, it signifies a Doctor of Dental Surgery!  Hmmm…you say?  What the hell are you talking about, Lyndee?  What is the correlation between being a PSO and a Dentist?  Well, sit back, I am going to explain to you why I think I deserve an Honorary D.D.S. degree!  I mean afterall, many famous people get Honorary Doctorates having never attended one class associated with the degree, right?

I have spoken on this subject MANY times in the past, and here it comes again!  Why do I think I deserve the degree?  Quite honestly, because some of my calls lately have resembled “pulling teeth” to either A) get the client to talk, B) if the client does talk, other than a polite “hi”, getting client to express his interest can be a job, or C) if client does express his interest and I begin to facilitate, getting any other kind of verbal interaction from client can prove to be like a surgical procedure!  I feel, at times, that I am extracting teeth, one by one, until I get to the root of their fantasy.

This, my friends, is very frustrating.  As frustrating as it is for you, the client, think about me (or any other PSO) and how difficult it is for me to facilitate your fantasy when I have very little or nothing to go on!  As I have mentioned before, I am not a psychic.  I am not sitting perched on your gray matter cognizant of what your brain is thinking… nor do I want to be, as I am a bit claustrophobic!  And, being confined to the walls of your skull, believe it or not, doesn’t excite me in the least.

I realize some of  you are shy!  I realize some of you may have a problem conveying your fantasy for fear of being judged.  REMINDER:  I do not pass judgment, not my job!  However, as I have said before and it bears repeating, I will not do any fantasy that I am uncomfortable with or that goes against NiteFlirt’s Terms of Service.  Yes, I realize some PSO’s break through the Terms of Service and have no problem talking about minor age children, rape, golden showers, playing Mommy, etc… but, this girl doesn’t play those games!  You’ll find me in the sandbox where the “good girls”, that follow the rules, hang out! 

Another reminder… Lyndee DOES NOT engage in phone sex with clients.  Nor, do I “pretend” that I am.  I am here to facilitate YOUR fantasy, not mine!  As I have mentioned on numerous occasions and have documented on my NiteFlirt pages, I am not a “moaner and groaner” of the industry.  Period.

I can promise you however, that when you do call me, I am not doing dishes, cooking dinner, painting my nails or walking the dog.  I give you 100% of my attention, an open mind, a creative mind and, all of the things that go along with a girl possessing above average intelligence. 

I really don’t want to pull teeth, although I can be a Maxillofacial Surgeon and reconstruct your face… hey, whatever tickles your fancy! 

In summary, all I ask of my clients is for you to communicate your fantasy.  If you don’t feel like you can verbally share it with me, you can always email it to me prior to our call; I have several clients that do this.  Some clients have very specific fantasies and want very specific props… I can do this, no problemo!  But, if I get a caller and I feel like I am roleplaying a Dentist, I would rather you save your money!  Let’s face it… I charge $1.99/min. and if I have to spend your valuable money and get nowhere… this only puts a bad taste in your mouth… and, there is nothing worse than halitosis!  But, when I get that Honorary D.D.S., I’ll be able to take care of that for you!

Hoping y’all have a happy day…

L-