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MAY IS…

Posted by Lyndee on May 2, 2010 under Fantasy World, Masturbation, Tickles ME, phone sex

MASTURBATION MONTH!!

Now, all of the men of the world have EVERY reason to support this cause, don'tcha think?  Not leaving women out of the equation, of course, but it is no secret that men masturbate more than women!  Or, maybe the women just don't tell? Not that any of ya needed a month set aside for this recreational activity, at least now you can BE PROUD that you're taking part in a very healthy and promoted cause!  Far be it from me to EVER discourage this... in fact, I promote it... along with Juan, of course... (inside joke)...  afterall, there is no greater expression of self-love, is there?  Haha, I still find it somewhat humorous...

Upon the reading of an article about this "awareness", I also read where a porn store out in LA was having a Masturbate-a-thon! Can you imagine?  It is for both men and women, which is really cool, eh?  Bet'cha ya wished you lived in LA, huh?  Or, perhaps ya can coordinate one in your own area, LOL?

In any event, all of the positive effects of masturbation have been duly documented... but, let me just name a few... do ya have a minute or two?

-  Relaxation!  Ahhhh... what a relief it is!

-  De-stressor!  Just rub, stroke and massage away all of the unwanted and bothersome stress in your life!

-  Identity!  Getting in touch with yourself allows you to discover what you like, what turns you on, what areas are maybe more responsive than others.  This, in turn, will allow you to share with your partner!  I mean, nobody knows our bodies better than we do, right?

-  Decreased health risk!  It is scientifically proven that masturbation, or cumming via other means, is a VERY healthy act!  It decreases your risk of prostate cancer by about 50%, when performed at least 3 times per week!!  Imagine that?  Something that feels so good, also decreasing your chance of disease!  This alone should get all of ya guys going??

-  It just feels GOOD!  Yeah, no better reason that that, right?

And, I gotta share this one with ya as well... according to one of the greatest actors of all time... well, just watch and listen for yourself!!

So, there ya have it!!!

I look forward to hearing from ya!!!

Luscious Lyndee

Shut the fuck up day!

Posted by Lyndee on Feb 9, 2010 under Tickles ME

I gotta admit, the following email that I received today from a pal of mine, got a gut wrenching laugh outta me…  so, I just had to spread the word on all males behalf, LOL!!

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly…guys feel left out. That’s right…left out. There’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially ‘Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.’  Simple, effective and self-explanatory…this holiday has been created  so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love  him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the  holiday explains it all…just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That’s it!

This twin pairing of Valentine’s Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It’s like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a  little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

HMMMM!

Keep spreading the word guys, and see what happens!!!

Lyndee

Don’t hold it against me…

Posted by Lyndee on Jan 30, 2010 under Tickles ME

Sorry, just couldn’t resist this one!!!  It is all in the name of… y’all fill in the blank!!