Well, a lot has been going on with regard to the NiteFlirt scene, I hear!  So, I had to go and take a peek in the forums today to find out what in the hell is going on!  I have been away so long, that I am totally outta the loop, so to speak!  Anyway, I will put it to you, as I understand it to be, and after talking with the ultimate Mistress herself, Angela St.Lawrence… yes, she is the one always busy and taking your calls on NiteFlirt…

So, it seems that on my birthday, the 14th, NiteFlirt “went down”… they were originally supposed to only be down for 8-12 hours, but unfortunately, we are now approaching the 2 week mark!  WOW… that’s a long time, eh?  As I understand it, the beta site is up, but only a few features are operational.  I know that today when I went to see what was going on, I couldn’t find any of my listings on the site… OUCH!  Anyway, they (the techs at NiteFlirt) have evidently run into some “snafu’s” while trying to convert from the old platform to the new and improved!  Yes, I hear that there are going to be a lot of awesome new features, not just for us the phone sex operators, but for you, the client, as well.

So, as I always say… with all good things, it takes patience.  I do know that this has proved to be a “nightmare” for many… afterall, it is a good majority of the “flirts” sole source of income.  And, let’s face it, in these already tough economic times, having your main/only source of income ripped from under your feet, just isn’t a good thing at all.  Hopefully… hopefully, the site will be up and running again VERY SOON!

I hear, too, that some girls are getting calls.  I believe this is attributable to the fact that you, the client, had added the girl(s) to your favorites list on NiteFlirt.  I do know that the 800 number is inoperational, so I discern that the only way for you to get through is via the web, or by knowing one’s extension… or, by them being on your existing favorites list.  I do know, I called the 800 number today and it was “dead”!   Again, hopefully this will be rectified FAST!

Also, I understand that we are not going to be able to “feature” ourselves for many months.  WOW… by featuring I mean, just like in any business, we pay for our placement in each category… well, if we aren’t going to be able to “feature”, that kinda leaves those like myself, wherever we happen to end up!  That could be a huge detriment… I hope y’all kept your “favorites” list up to snuff, LOL! 

I do hope to be back and taking calls sometime the first part of the week… providing that NiteFlirt is operational… I know that I have been outta the loop for many weeks, but it could not be helped… this, I promise!  Like I have always said, family and friends, and their NEEDS will always come first. 

I do appreciate the fact that some of you have emailed and asked if I was okay, when I would be back, and the such.  I promise, I will be back… soon

In the interim, I see the glass as 1/2 full, and am in high hope that this conversion to the new platform is just around the corner… I know that many of you must be going bonkers, LOL, for the lack of a better word at the moment!   IF something should happen and I think that it maybe an extended period of time before you can reach me, email me and I will provide you an alternate means of contacting me for almost all of your phone sex wants/needs.  I use the term almost, as those of you that know me, know my style and rules!  For those that don’t, it’s very simple…

I am a sexual fantasy facilitator and not a moaning/groaning/panting/breathless phone fuck!  I DO NOT actively participate, in a physical manner, on my calls… I strictly facilitate.  If you are in search of girls that do partake, i.e. masturbate, during their calls, I can certainly provide you with the names of just a couple top notch girls.

On that note… I hope to hear from ya soon, and keep your spirits UP!! 

Until next time,

Luscious Lyndee

NO!

Some of ya may already know, I am a great facilitator of sexual fantasies.  Those of ya that have never called me do not know!  I take great pride in putting together your perfect sexual fantasy!  Not mine, but yours!  I am here for all of the hardworking men of the world that want to escape their reality for a bit, and venture into another realm.  Sexual realm. 

I have always confessed to be the best at what I do, but there is some competition out there… in my mind, I am the best.  In some of your minds, I am the best.  And, that’s a good thing, as it keeps you calling!  And, it kinda-sorta does a little something for my ego.  For those of us in the biz that are really super-duper good at sexual fantasy facilitation, it does give us somewhat of an ego boost to hear our clients say, “hey, thanks for a great call”, or, “Lyndee, you’re the best”, or perhaps, “I can’t wait to call you again!”

Let’s face it guys, this is a very competitive business!  I refuse to lower my prices, not because I am greedy, but because I am good at what I do and I deserve to be duly compensated for my artistry!  Those of ya that have called me once, or are repeat clients, know I am worth every penny!  And, I appreciate your knowing this, and willingness to compensate me for my aural talent.

Now, one thing I cannot stand about this job, is the fact that new callers to me do not know that I do not actively participate on my calls… in a physical manner.  Another words, I am not over here panting, moaning and groaning, playing with myself, or pretending to… I am facilitating, not masturbating. 

It goes without saying that most callers would like for their phone sex operator to be getting naughty with herself, but I am not one that does this.  For those of you that are loyal readers of my blog, I apologize for the redundancy of this, but I occasionally have to bring the topic back to the forefront so that new clients, or perspective clients, know.

Believe me, I can get very descriptive and imaginative, without ever touching any part of my body.  It really isn’t a pre-requisite, is it?  I mean, do you have to touch yourself in order to be able to describe a scent, a texture, a curve, a book, a feel?  Hell no, ya sure don’t! 

It is called visualization… a mind game.  Close your eyes… let your mind wander… imagine… recall… fantasize… visualize!  Not all people can do this without effort.  Fortunately, I am one that can.  It really is an awesome art.  Now admittedly, I cannot draw a “stick person” and, I really know nothing about Trigonometry… but, I can damn sure facilitate a fantasy… and, it doesn’t have to always be sexual.

I guess what I am saying is, the mind is the largest and strongest sex organ that we, as humans, possess.  I like to use my mind… a lot.  Some might say, too much.  But, is that a bad thing?  I suppose if you weren’t putting it to good use, it would be.  I’d like to think that I am putting my mind to very good use with my clients.  And, by the sounds of it, I am.  This is a good thing.  A very good thing.

So, for potential callers that may have read my feedback on NiteFlirt, saying that, “Lyndee is amazing”, “WOW, she’s the best, I came really hard”, “Lyndee is what phone sex is all about”, or “Lyndee is like a fine wine, she only gets better”… these clients are writing how they feel about my facilitation talent.  They are not, in any way, insinuating that it is via my “moans and groans”, “panting” and, “screaming obscenities” until I overflow with sexual pleasure, that got them off.

I use my verbal skills, along with mental imagery… and, it is a fantastic combination.  Yes, I am a facilitator of sexual fantasy.  I am not here playing with anything other than my brain! 

Thankfully, there is a demand for this type of phone sex. 

Here’s to all of ya that understand this post… thanks for hanging in there!!!

Luscious Lyndee, the sexual fantasy facilitator!!

Ain’t no fucking way that I would venture out amongst the crazed shoppers this Black Friday… I will leave that to the serious shoppers of the world!  Don’t get me wrong, I am all about a sale, but not today!  I cannot believe these people that camp out for like 24 hours, sometimes longer… just plain crazy, I tell ya!

So, I hope that all of you had a nice Thanksgiving!  You are probably still full, or venturing to the fridge for some of those left overs?  A piece of pie and hot tea for breakfast this morning for me… probably a turkey sandwich for lunch, and then some ham and sweet potatoe souffle and green beans for dinner?  Then, I will be done with Thanksgiving for another year!

On NiteFlirt, all day and night, I am doing what I term a “Black Friday Phone Buster”… cutting my per minute price from a buck eighty nine, to a buck fifty nine.  I mean, if every retailer in America can have a sale, so can I, right?  And, y’all know that I am generous on special occasions, always trying to give back a little!  I should be available most of the day and night…  I do have to run out for a couple of hours later this morning, but I should be back by 1:00ish!

So, I am looking for all of you little pink panty boys, sissy sluts, cuckolds, cross dressers, cock suckers, bisexual boys, and yes, even those that want just an incredibly detailed sexual fantasy facilitated today!  You know, something to jerk off to… there is no better than MOI!  Okay, maybe one or two…

I hope to hear from y’all today… every man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do while the cat’s away…  so bad, but so luscious!

Ciao

I trust that none of you burnt the dogs or burgers yesterday, and that you had tons of fun at whatever it is that you did!

I had a great day!  I, as is the custom, spent the day with family.  We had a cookout, or barbeque, depending on what part of the country you’re from… a lot of fun was had by all!  Lots of sun and swimming… what started out as a very overcast and potentially ugly day, turned to bright sun-shiny skies by noon, so we were very thankful.

I have been back on the Niteflirt scene since Friday, after about 5 weeks absence, and I must say… it is nice to know that my loyal regulars haven’t forgotten me, and a few new ones found me!  So, thanks to all of ya for your calls… I have come to the conclusion that cuckolding is definitely on the rise, aboslutely no pun intended!!

Okay… I haven’t participated in the TMI Tuesday in several weeks, so I thought I would give it a whirl today!  I know how all of you just love to learn more about the LUSCIOUS one… LOL!  So, here we go…

TMI Tuesday #136

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.

     Ummm…. “I just think that it’s time we go our separate ways!” 
2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.

     I would probably donate the money to charity!  There is really nothing that I need or want, materially speaking, so my $1ok would be split between Save The Children and St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.
3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.

     SEE #2…
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you’d be ____________?

     LOL, SHOCKED!  And then, of course, full of questions!
5. What sounds to you make during sex.

     None, absolutely none…LOL!!!  I am the quietest person in the world when it comes to sex… Now really, where in the hell do these questions come from?  I mean, I guess I could say… oh, never mind!

Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story.

 Thank goodness this is optional!  I would rather not dwell on the past, but look forward to a bright and promising future!  Some things are just better left… compartmentalized for good!

Here’s a little something for all of the females, and I use this term very loosely here, seeing as most of my callers these days are…. well, let’s just say, gender challenged, LOL… just joking ya!  Anyway, I received this email today, and although we are well into 2008, I wanted to share!

Tips for the ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every color. (My personal favorite!  Can we add handbags?)

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of
tequila.

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. ? (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and
deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just
your personality.

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes
you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then
mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else’s
ex-boyfriend!

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a
hangover, or just suffering from work, that might need a reason to
smile!

So, there you have it!!!  I hope all of ya are doing well, and that you have a super night…  I will be back tomorrow!!!

Lyndee

After awakening pretty early this morning, I decided to sign into NiteFlirt while waiting to get in the shower and ready myself for a day at the office!!  Well, the call I got was a total shocker… when I said “hello”, I heard this cute little girl giggle… LOL, I thought it was going to be a girl/girl call, ya know what I mean?

Well, much to my surprise, it was none other than Kylie of www.kyliecallme.com … a fellow flirt, who just happened to have one of her little “pussy boys” in tow!  Now, I have talked to her little pussy boy in the past… sweet “little thing”, if you get my drift?  And, if you don’t, well… let’s just say that he was not blessed with a cock worthy of a girl’s sweet pussy!  You with me now?

In the many months that have passed since myself and the self professed “little thing” have spoken, it seems as though he has been FORCED into the cuckold lifestyle, and has been routinely denied at more than just cumming, LOL!!!  I would say Kylie and Co. have this “little thing” under tight wraps… and, they are about to get tighter!!

So “B”, how was that lettuce and tomato sandwich today… and, did you add a “little pickle” to compliment your “little thing”?  And, did you make it to Kinko’s to get your new ID badge laminated?  Now, that new ID card cracked me right up!! 

Oh, Kylie made “B” tell me all kinds of stories as to what he has been “not up to”, (LOL) and about his “little” assignments… appropriately so named, to match his “little thing”!  Can any of you REAL MEN imagine going into Victoria’s Secret and actually trying on a bra and panties with a salesgirl in the room with you?  Or, while sporting that new lacy black bra, under your white dress shirt, being made to remove your jacket so that everyone in the mall can see that you are wearing a bra?  LOL, you girls are too much…

Now, let’s talk about the dressing for that Ceasar Salad, “B”…  I knew what was CUMMING the minute you mentioned it!!!  Seems like someone is onto one of my tricks…LOL!!!  Take a bow… or, better yet, a curtsey and show us ALL those sweet little panties under your skirt… LOL!  Next time, make sure you buy a pair of Rhumba panties… you know, the ones with the lacy ruffles across the ass?

Anyway, I must say, it was a fabulous call and so good to hear from Kylie… and, love the fact that whenever she said, “Tell Lyndee…….”, he was a good boy and did exactly as he was told… good boy, “B”!!  I am telling you, the chastity is coming, so get prepared… it just might be a “tight fit”, but then again, I doubt it!  LOL!!!

And, before I go… as I promised “B” this morning…  my post wouldn’t be complete without mentioning Notre “LAME” and their stellar record thus far… 0-3!  LOL, don’t say a word about the Garnet and Gold, “B”, or you WILL be thrust into the a bowl of

and telling us all what really is “magically delicious”!!!!  For now, I will keep it a secret but, one wrong move…and you are a

Yeah, a CREAM PUFF!!!  Oh wait, I think you already are!!!!

Thanks for a great call, Kylie and “B”…. sent me off to the office laughing my ass off!!!

Hope you are all well, and I look forward to more of the “B” type…. LOL!!!

L-

UPDATE:  NOTRE LAME GOES TO 0-4!  SEEMS AS THOUGH THEY’RE HAVING A STREAK MUCH LIKE YOURS, “B”!!! 

Firstly, let’s define FANTASY!  Per Webster’s Online Dictionary, fantasy is defined as:

1.  IMAGINATION

2.  THE FORMING OF MENTAL IMAGES

3.  DAYDREAM

4.  HALLUCINATION

5.  VISIONARY IDEA

6.  AN UNREALISTIC or IMPROBABLE SUPPOSITION (I like this one best)

7.  AN IMAGINED EVENT OR SEQUENCE USUALLY FULFILLING A WISH OR PSYCHOLOGICAL NEED

Granted, there are more.  However, these are the definitions I like the most!

I, Lyndee, pride myself on being a FACILITATOR (a person responsible for leading or coordinating) of sexual fantasy.  Just as a painter uses his/her brush to stroke the canvas or a writer uses his/her pen to stroke the paper, I use the creative part of my brain to assist, through verbalizing, or aural stroking if you will, to create the perfect scenario by which men typically enjoy themselves sexually!! 

I AM NOT a moaner or groaner… I AM NOT over here fingering myself…  I AM NOT utilizing any of my toys (I do this on my own time)…  I AM NOT over here pumping my mascara tube simulating the sound of a wet cunt… I am not simulating gagging and choking on anything… I AM simply giving you the aural stimulation by which to bring yourself to sexual pleasure.  Am I making sense?  Are you following me?  Good, I thought so! 

I do not condemn the moaners and groaners, many men like this sort of phone fun!  Personally, this would exhaust me…  I commend the girls that can do this sort of phone sex day in and day out.  There are many that make a damn good living at huffing and puffing, screaming and hollering, gagging and choking, and moaning and groaning… Hey, whatever floats  your boat!!  NOT for MOI!!  I use my VOICE, MIND, CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION, not my genitalia, to VERBALLY stroke you… just had to get that in one more time!!

PLEASE do not call and ask me if I am wet, playing with my pussy, or if I will engage with you… by reading this entry you should already know the answer… and, in case you missed it… the answer is NO!  I want to talk… that is what I do best!  Thus, 3′s in conduct throughout school… always flappin’ my jaws!  Sure, I excelled academically, but I admit, I like(d) to talk…

I advertise my “style” on my Nite Flirt listings, so there should, absolutely, be no confusion about what I am all about!  Not that I am above anyone in the industry, but I have my own very distinct style… If I wanted to sell my body, per se’, I would be out on the streets doing just that… I am WAY above that, however!  Not to mention, all of the tea in China could not begin to pay me what I am worth… FACT! 

 Just so we have things straight between us… I close my eyes and let my creative side take over, not my fingers!  I am a facilitator, not a 24/7 masturbator!  Man, that would just be painful, in my opinion!!

Anyway, it is off my chest now… hope you are all having a great Monday!!  And, as always, I hope to hear from YOU soon!!!  Yeah, YOU know exactly who YOU are… I digress!

Lyndee 

I just thought this pic was way too cool to not post…