Going good…

Posted by Lyndee on May 30, 2011 under Uncategorized

Thanks, one and all, for the gracious “welcome back” to NiteFlirt!

I greatly appreciate your emails and calls since my return. While I haven’t responded to all of the emails, rest assured, they’ve been read, and I will get back to you just as quickly as I can!! I have been deeply moved by some of your emails; the fact that you’ve cared enough and taken the time to extend your well wishes to me.

I have had a good weekend! I heard from a few that have followed me for several years, and it was great to be able to facilitate your sexual fantasies for you!! Y’all know, I love to weave a perfect fantasy fo you!!

My hours, because many of you have asked, will be on an “as I can” basis!! A lot of things in my life have changed, and I am still adjusting, if you will. As has always been the case, you can shoot me an email and I will try my best to be available at a time that is best for you! I cannot make any promises, but I certainly will try my best!

Anyway, just wanted to pop in and say hello.. hoping all had a nice Memorial Day weekend, and I look forward to hearing from you soon!!

Ciao for now,

Luscious Lyndee

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It’s been a LONG time…

Posted by Lyndee on Apr 30, 2011 under In Lyndee's Words

Greetings!

I have been putting off writing here in my blog over the past several months, and I apologize for that. I have good reason, and without going into too much detail, let’s just say that it’s been a tough time in my life. There are things in life that we MUST experience, and I think I have experienced all of the MUST’S… wham, bam, shazaaaam!

I had always said that I wouldn’t bring my personal life into my work, but I feel it only fair to share with those that have been so loyal to me over the years, to share a brief synopsis… however, I ask that when you call, you not make any of it the basis of our conversation. I am simply sharing, so that those of you that have sent me emails asking if I was okay, if I retired, if I’d blocked you or, if I was still alive, would understand why it has been impossible for me to work the phones, post on my blog, etc. I am over watching the suffering, over the roller coaster of emotions, over the funerals, over the ache in my chest… BUT, that being said, I was more than blessed to be able to:

a.) care for a loved one, not only in the last months of their life, but to hold their hand as they drew their last breath…
b.) be related to someone that gave their life to making sure the children of the world were always having fun!
c.) get a hug every time I walked into my office; a genuine and loving hug.

Over the years I have made it known on many occasions, here on my blog, that my family and friends in need will ALWAYS come before my work on the phones. I stand by that today, because in the grand scheme of things, there is nothing I hold more sacred.

Out of respect for those I’ve lost, I will not mention them, but suffice it to say… I have lost not only two family members, but a dear friend/co-worker in the past few months. I am not one that deals with loss well… does anyone? But, to have lost 1, 2, 3… in such a short period of time, has really thrown me for a loop! It is true, and this is the first time I’ve experienced it, but they do come in 3′s… I pray that I have suffered enough with my losses, and that I don’t have to endure another for a LONG time…

I am thankful for the family and friends that have stood close, held my hand, wiped my tears, listened to me ramble aimlessly in my grief, loved me, appreciated me, thanked me and, UNDERSTOOD when I was having an off/bad day. You know what folks, LIFE IS TOO DAMN SHORT, and if the last 6 or so months has taught me nothing else, it is to:

a.) don’t sweat the small stuff!
b.) you can NEVER tell those that you love, I LOVE YOU, enough!
c.) if it was meant to be, it WILL BE!
d.) you cannot change the game UNLESS you’re on the field!
e.) NEVER put off until tomorrow what you can do today! I have heard this a million times in life, but… it has finally struck a cord!
f.) if you’re not happy where you are, MOVE!
g.) a house is filled with things, a home is filled with LOVE!
h.) give unselfishly… on every level. And, finally…
i.) follow your heart… be in tune to your gut… and, tell your brain to shut the hell up when you’re not speaking to it!!!!

There you have it…

Remember… I don’t want to talk about the above, but if you’re so inclined, you can email me on NiteFlirt, like so many of you have, and extend your thoughts… or whatever you’d like.

I appreciate your thoughts… but, most of all,

I love facilitating fantasies! And, it’s kinda-sorta therapeutic, too!

Hope to hear from y’all soon…

Luscious Lyndee

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I thank you…

Posted by Lyndee on Nov 11, 2010 under Uncategorized

To all of my clients that have given. or are currently giving of yourselves so unselfishly to fight for, defend, and protect our great country, I thank you. May God bless you and yours for your patriotism and courage.

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1-800-TO-FLIRT

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 25, 2010 under Getting To Know ME, In Lyndee's Words, Niteflirt, phone sex

Your one stop phonesex needs… all in one very HOT place!!

Whatever feeds your need, i.e. Cuckoldry, Domination, Vanilla Sexual Fantasy of Seduction, Financial Domination, Feminization, Barely Legal Teens, BBW, MILF’s, Phone with Cam, Couples, and the list goes on and on. I feel sure that you can find whatever strikes your fancy, or strokes your cock!

Reminder: As of Monday morning, my schedule of availability will go into effect, so if you’re so inclined, feel free to give me a call at 1-800-TO-FLIRT at extension 0508669, which will put ya in touch with me directly!!  And, until the end of September on my Anything Goes category, my per minute rate has been lowered from $1.89/min. to $1.39/min. Also, as ALL of my regulars know, I am a sexual fantasy facilitator, not a moaning and groaning PSO (phone sex operator).

Afterall, SEXY is… a voice of imagination, right?

I hope that you’re all having a fabulous weekend!! And, I look forward to hearing from ya real soon :-)

Luscious Lyndee

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STROKIN’….SILENTLY

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 23, 2010 under Fantasy World, Fetishes, Masturbation, Niteflirt, PlayOnWords, Pondering Pedro, Tickles ME, phone sex

Happy Thursday, one and all!

My apologies for not getting the following posted last night like I thought I was going to! Something came up and quite honestly, I just wasn’t in the mindset that I should have been for my blog!

As you are about to read, Pondering Pedro has been HARD at work! I gotta hand it to the man, or perhaps he should hand it to me, he is having a blast being a “co-author” here on my website! He has been burning the midnight oil, and I don’t mean maybe! I just love this man, I really, really do. I mean, how many guys would want to get involved with a phone sex operator’s blog? Okay, don’t answer that, but really…

Giving Pedro the hand!!!

Okay, here it goes…

Well, you guessed it readers, Pedro has been pondering again!

Today’s ponderment is MASTURBATION!

I just got a text from the very sexy CREAM and she told me that she was watching a doctor’s show on television, and the good doctors said that cumming at least once a day is healthy and will eXXXtend your life!! Huh? Well, of cunt it will! Oops, I mean of course, shooting your spunk accumplishes long lives for all. I have been telling CREAM this for years! CUMMING IS GREAT FOR EVERYONE. In fuckt, I sincerely hope that after reading this blog entry you guys will get your favorite lubes, ie, lotion, baby oil, Vasoline, butter, banana peel, or whatever you enjoy the most, and get your dick to splatter your load everyfuckingwhere!

No chicas, I would never ever fuckget about you! Please get your Eroscilator, Lyndee’s favorite toy, of course!! Or, your Rabbit, Outlaw or the biggest cucumber and just get that PUSSY to CREAM and CUM until you are screaming in eXXXtasy. I only say this because I want everyone to be healthy!!!! Afterall, Pondering Pedro is the ultimate giver.

So, let’s get back to Masturbating, shall we? Here is my premise. What do you think about when you masturbate? First, before I get started, I admit that I have always pondered the spelling of the word? Why is it not spelled MASTERBATE? I once had a typo to CREAM when sending her an email and spelled it that way, and when I asked her why she didn’t clean me up, she said she thought that it was a double entendre’ and I must have been feeling dominant that day? Good Point, Cream. Okay, I digress.

Yes, what do we think about when we touch ourselves so naughtily? Do we share these thoughts with our lovers? The problem is Pedro does not think we do. WHY NOT? Well, the most cummon answer from the male perspective is, IF I TOLD HER WHAT I REALLY WANT SHE WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH ME AGAIN. OR, MY LOVER WILL THINK I AM A SEXUAL FREAK!

FROM THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE, I HAVE HEARD THESE RESPONSES. “I CANT TELL HIM THAT OR HE WILL THINK THAT I AM A WHORE!” HOW ABOUT THE, “HE WON’T RESPECT ME” THOUGHT? Yes, all common, but not correct.

Well, my friends, you see it goes back to cummunication. You have to trust in your lover and share. CREAM ALWAYS SAYS TO ME, “SHARING IS CARING.” I always say, I wish i could just find that naughty diary she keeps so i can read about all the nasty, naughty, and loving fantasies she has! Wouldn’t it be easier? So many guys and gals cheat on their lovers because they dont think they can get the fantasies they crave and want at home. This is VERY sad.

Pedro, though, has the solution for this issue. I beleive firmly that every couple should have a mutual masturbation night. You know where we watch each other jerk off? But, the rub is we must share a naughty fantasy with our lover. You know guys, the one where you want your significant other to dress up as a prostitute, and you have to pay her to do very nasty things with you? Yeah, you will be broke at the end of the night guys, but your cock will thank you for finally getting her ass. So what if it cost you a grand or two? And gals admit it, you want to give your man that sloppy blow job, but this time when he squirts in your mouth, you want to kiss him so deeply and tonight have him swallow the treat!! OK, readers just one of several fantasies that people probably wont share?

Ok guys, don’t act as if you cringed on the snowball fantasy! Every guy has tasted his own cum, and every woman wants you to do it, JUS SAYIN! Pedro says it is AOK as long as it is your own cum. Now, I know Lyndee has clients who are into that other kind of thing, WHICH PEDRO IS NOT!!!!! But, for those of you who are joining LYNDEE at the PINK PANTY CAFE, or call her on NITEFLIRT… Okay, digressing again.

So, as a giver I will share some of the most cummon masturbatory fantasies for men and women. I have eliminated a few because they are not legal and PEDRO and CREAM are NOT into those type of deals..

These fantasies are in no particular order…

MEN

1. TWO WOMEN EATING EACH OTHER’S CUNTS AND STRAPPING ON THAT 9 INCH DILDO AND FUCKING EACH OTHER IN EVERY HOLE, WHILE YOU WATCH FROM THE CORNER MASTURBATING OF COURSE. (I am wondering why Pedro has this fantasy in all CAPS? – LL)

2. Being caught masturbating in your bedroom while watching porn and having to service your wife all night! Yes, I know you want the toy tonight, and you may not be allowed to CUM! VERY BAD BOY! PEDRO ALWAYS HAS TO CUM THOUGH IN HIS ROLEPLAY fantasies, JUS’ SAYIN’!

3. Fucking your lovers beautiful ass and then having her perform an Ass To Mouth BLOW JOB, UMMMM HMMMM.

4. Having dirty unencumbered sex in your office. Even better, if your employees are there! Cumming all over her face in your work chair and warning you may never be able to work again.

5. Yes, tonight your significant other performs a masterful rim job while you jerk off all over her panties.

WOMEN

1. Having her man make love to her cumpletely. Start with a long sensual full bodied heated baby oil massage. Lots of FRENCH kissing, and perform some awesome pussy eating and have her cum for you. Then, make love to her face to face slowly and passionately, then squirt all of your load deep inside of her pussy. Of course, this is followed by lots of cuddling and talking. AWESOME FANTASY. (Let’s hear from the girls on this one, LOL!! – LL)

2. Women are naughty guys, just like we are. They want to strap on that dildo and make you suck it, give them a blow job while they have their hands on the back of your head for a change! They want to call you a cocksucker just like you enjoy calling them this romantic name; it just turns them on to be a switch! Then, of course, they want you on all fours to fuck your ass while you beg for it!! Hey, dont yell at PEDRO, YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT. (Amen, Pedro, Amen! – LL)

3. Mutual Masturbation. Women love to watch you jerk off, and of course, they want to show you once they feel cumfortable how they like to be fingered. Taste their fingers and they will want you to cum all over yourself! (Damn, Pedro… you hit another one right on the head! – LL)

4. ALL WOMEN WANT TO TASTE ANOTHER WOMAN! YES, SECRETLY. I KNOW THE STATS SAY 79 PERCENT, BUT THEY ALL FANTASIZE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO TASTE PUSSY. TO HAVE A WOMAN FINGER HER SNATCH, TO MAKE HER CLIT CUM, TO STRAP ON A DILDO AND FEEL WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE A DICK BETWEEN HER LEGS, etc. RESEARCH SAYS KISSING ANOTHER WOMAN HIGHLIGHTS THE GIRL GIRL SESSION ALONG WITH SUCKING ON HER TITS. I AGREE, BEAUTIFUL FANTASY. (Another one, all in CAPS, Pedro!! What is up with that, LOL? – LL)

5. FACIALS – all women want to see their man stand right in front of them and unload all of their nasty jizz on their face. I mean, we all know women loves pearls, so what better way to honor our lovers than to give them a pearl necklace? YA FEELING ME? Of course, if you are a real good boy, your significant other would prefer you clean her face up with your tongue and then french kiss her. Again, JUS’ SAYIN’. (I think that this one should have been in all CAPS, too, Pedro!! – LL)

Okay, so there you have it. I hope you guys will leave Lyndee some feedback on which fantasies you agree with or disagree with. Or better yet, leave another fantasy genre’ you think should have made the top 5 lists. Pedro would also like your input.

Before I say adios today, I wanted to give you guys and gals some slang words for our “WORD OF THE DAY – MASTURBATION” HOPE YOU ENJOY.

WOMEN

1 FINGER FUCKING
2 PARTING THE PETALS
3 CARESSING THE KITTY
4 PETTING THE BUNNY
5 MUFF RUFFING
6 BUTTERING THE POTATO
7 CUMMING INTO NO MANS LAND
8 TICKLE THE MUSTACHE
9 HIKING IN THE GRAND CANYON
10 ONE HAND CLAPPING
11 BEAVER BUMPING

MEN

1 JERK OR JACK OFF…WHO WAS JACK?
2 CRANK THE SHAFT
3 FIST FUCK
4 DATE WITH THE PALMER SISTERS OR ROSY PALM
5 GIVING YOURSELF A LOW FIVE
6 MILKING THE BULL
7 MASSAGING THE SPITTING LLAMA
8 RELISH YOUR HOT DOG
9 STROKING THE MEAT WHISTLE
10 SPANKING THE MONKEY YEA!! EVERYONE’S FAVORITE!
11 WONK YOUR DONK

HOPE YOU ENJOYED!! NOW EVERYONE, PLEASE GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT!! YOU KNOW, IN THE NAME OF GOOD HEALTH!!!

HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT!

PONDERING PEDRO

I am sorry… but, I have been laughing my ass off for the past 2 or 3 minutes while reading the MASTURBATION words!!! Honestly Pedro, I have not heard of some of them. So, one might say, you gave Lyndee a little lesson today as well!! I thank you!

If ya think that I am available and taking calls on NiteFlirt tonight, ya guessed right!! I am not sure how long I will be on, as it is a work night for me, but for now, I am here :-)

Thank you, Pondering Pedro, once again. You have truly enlightened… many of US, I feel sure!!

Luscious Lyndee

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Pondering Pedro is CUMming…

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 22, 2010 under Pondering Pedro

haha, the guy has corrupted me!!!

Will be back… in a short few, AFTER I EDIT his post, LOL!!

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SCHEDULE

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 21, 2010 under Fantasy World, I suggest..., My Fellow Weavers, phone sex

Schedules, schedules, schedules!! In today’s world, there is no escaping them…

Just wanting to give my “loyals” on NiteFlirt a little heads up…

Effective Monday, September 27th, my availability will become very limited. I know, I hear ya… well, the good news is, I have tried to work my new schedule on NiteFlirt to everyone’s advantage! What I mean is, I have done an analysis of my customarily busiest times, and am working off of that, as I have some familial obligations to tend to. I know, over the past year, it has been hit and miss with trying to reach me, oftentimes missing more than hitting. I apologize for that. But, as I have always said, my family and friends whenever in need, will ALWAYS come first. It so happens now, a family member is in need. Without going into detail, it is a very close family member, and I have always vowed to them that I would be there! So, the time has come…

With that being said, my availability on NiteFlirt will be as follows:

Monday – not available
Tuesday – not available
Wednesday – not available
Thursday – not available
Friday – available at approximately 2pm – whenever I get sleepy!!
Saturday – available anytime ya wanna call
Sunday – available anytime ya wanna call until approximately 6pm

There may be exceptions to the above. For instance, if you’d like to email me on NiteFlirt and request a specific time, I will do my very best to accommodate. If I can’t, I will let ya know via email! If I can, I will confirm via email.

I will continue to blog here on www.lusciouslyndeelovesphone.com and “Pondering Pedro” will as well. Well, he writes, I clean him up and then post, LOL!

In my absence, I can highly recommend a couple of flirts. These are flirts that I know to be nothing short of outstanding. To quote a colleague, Miss Angela St. Lawrence, they are what I consider to be “Phone Sex Gold”!! I would never steer ya wrong, trust me on this. So, here they are. I know my list is VERY short, but I am VERY selective of who I would recommend to my clients. Afterall, ya only deserve the BEST!

#1 – Miss Angela St. Lawrence – her line is busy more than not, so that in itself should tell you something. She is the absolute bomb diggity in her respective field. She is, in my opinion, the ultimate “Mistress of Phone”, and can weave a sexual fantasy better than a spider its web. I kinda have a girl crush on her, too. Sssshh… don’t tell her! She can be reached on NiteFlirt by calling 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext: 0311-424

#2 – Smart Fun Galiana – Okay, she says that she’s a little geeky, but what’s wrong with a girl whose dated, worked with and managed a bunch of “techies”? She loves sex and everything about it! Most often, you’ll find her with a mouth full of flesh, and she makes no qualms about her want to play! Like myself, Galiana is very diverse! She can be reached on NiteFlirt by calling 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext: 9463-253

#3 – Rayne’s Realm, also Mistress Rayne – The Institute – Rayne and I go back as many years as Miss St. Lawrence and myself. I have always respected her work ethic and her talents. SHE WANTS YOU to join the ranks of her Army, so be ready for boot camp, training, inspection and the likes! Oh yeah, don’t forget to wear the proper uniform when called to service! She can be reached on NiteFlirt by calling 1-800-TO-FLIRT extension: 0305-347

So, there ya have it! I told you that my list was small… but, it is quality! The three, are all veteran’s in the field of phone sex, and ready to make you explode. But, expect to work for that CUM-ba-ya-ya! Afterall, that’s what you’re looking for, isn’t it? No cum runners, please. Show them the same respect that y’all have shown me over the years. Thanks, I appreciate it!

Okay, I have spoken…

I am available and taking your calls!!

Lyndee

ETA: that means “edited to add” for those unfamiliar. I rarely read other PSO’s (phone sex operators) blogs, but I read one today that absolutely brought me to tears. CoWaBuNgA… I WISH that I had the talent that some of my colleagues have! I tell ya, WOW!! Guys, I know you’re all about satisfying the need of the moment, but when ya have some spare time… read some blogs by PSO’s. It will only enhance your respect for the business that we are in. Furthermore, prove that WE ARE HUMAN just like the rest of ya. This job isn’t always without casualty… jus’ sayin’!

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SIMON SAYS…

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 21, 2010 under Fantasy World, In Lyndee's Words, Niteflirt, Pondering Pedro, phone sex

let your fingers do the walking, and Luscious Lyndee do the talking!! That’s right, I can talk any cock off, ya best believe it!! And, I am so easy to find, working most days and into the night, on NiteFlirt! 1-800-TO-FLIRT for all of your sexual fantasy phone sex, or is it phonesex, needs! Okay, plugs enough for both myself and NiteFlirt, I suppose!

So, I did get a little more sleep last night than I have been averaging lately, thanks to a very low dose of Benadryl, and a hot and heavy dose of Sleepy Time tea! While it was kinda difficult getting to sleep, once I got there, it was LIGHTS OUT! Ya see, I am not one that can just fall asleep the minute that my head hits my pillow. I lay and recap the day… perhaps the week… perhaps the month… maybe the last 44? Who knows? But, I never say, “Goodnight Moon” until I exchange words with THE MAN! ‘Nuff said.

Today is going to be a completely hectic day! I am signed on and taking calls at the moment, but I will be leaving soon to go and take care of some personal stuff. LOL, I love the word STUFF! It just kinda-sorta encompasses everything. It can be completely innocent stuff, it can be naughty stuff or, it can just be STUFF! (I ask the Pondering Pedro at this point, how many words did you transform in this paragraph?) Anyway, I have to spend sometime with myself today. I have to spend some time with others today. I have to spend some time doing something I love, and that is a mASSage! Dammit, Pedro… all because of you, I see naughty words everywhere, LOL! Okay.

While I don’t really have anything over the top to share with all of ya this morning, I can say that if you’re new to my blog, ya really need to look around, dig deep… I mean, real deep. Back before I got distracted with sports and politics, I wrote some pretty good stuff. There’s that word again. I mean, I am not looking to be at the top of the Bestseller’s, but nonetheless, I wrote what I thought to be (and a few others that had the balls to comment) some pretty good stuff. Some of it is very naughty, nasty, sensual, titillating, make ya just wanna cum all over yourself stuff. I am going to bring back some of the “oldies but goodies” someday here in the near future.

Okay, enough of my rambling this morning… I will leave the rest of the day in your hands, ‘cuz that’s where its at anyway, LOL! Have a SUPER day, one and all… and, I look forward to hearing from ya!

Talking the talk,
Luscious Lyndee

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SLAP STICK – SORTA

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 20, 2010 under In Lyndee's Words, PlayOnWords, Pondering Pedro

Shew, what a weekend? I gotta admit, I am running very low in the energy department this Monday, now afternoon!

Just a quick recap of my weekend, and then we will move right along to other topics!!

Saturday, as y’all already know by reading my blog, it was a soggy day here in my parts! With that nasty storm, Igor, moving up the east coast, well, let’s just say that it made for some very wet conditions. *IF I were “Pondering Pedro”, I would say something like “CUNTditions”, but since I am Luscious Lyndee, it will be as is!! Okay… so, Saturday was pretty much a wash, so to speak. I did the usual domestic duties, took a few calls on NiteFlirt and, that’s about it!!

Sunday, was gorgeous here! Going on very little sleep, and I don’t mean maybe, I was a total couch potato!! I watched football and some bumping and grinding, NASCAR style… in the late afternoon, I went off to the beach for a bit! I have a favorite sport there, where I love to sit and write! The waves were HUGE from the storm and there was a beautiful breeze, so I sat there, at my favorite spot, staring into the raging waters just thinking and trying to clear my brain, so to speak!

When darkness came, I left! I am, afterall, still afraid of the boogy-man :-)

Thus far today, which is Monday, I have been working on “real work” stuff and just piddling around. Pondering Pedro has compiled, or CUMpiled, his responses to the comments from his “entry” a few days ago, and as is ALWAYS the case, I am left to “clean up” as best I can. So, this is going to make for a lot of fingering for me, because you guys know, your grammar can be absolutely riDICKulous! Yes, I have been left the task of transcribing his DICKtation…

That’s been my day so far.

Okay… I know a lot of you may not read the comments that are posted here on my blog, so I am going to post the comments that were left, followed by “Pondering Pedro’s” response. He is a very funny guy, just in case you didn’t already know that! Without further adieu, here we go…

Testosterone Said,
Blame it on the testosterone. We guys would find something sexual in a comic book. that’s just the way it is. Too bad estrogen isn’t as powerful. That’s why we have the porn and phone sex outlets to take over where the estrogen leaves off. Let’s face it, women just aren’t as horny as us guys. Sucks to be us.

Pondering Pedro:

Dear Mr.Testosterone:
You are 169 percent cuntrect about the cumic book. Olive Oil from Popeye, and certainly Lois Lane On Superman were fucking hottt. Although porn and phone sex are fantastic outlets, and I advocate them immensely, I am not sure that I wholeheartedly agree with your premise. I do believe women enjoy porn, some just dont admit it as freely as we men do. Unfucktionately, people in society don’t advocate women going to the porn shop to buy bukkake or movies with strap ons! Whats up with that?

I also read a statistic that 79% PERCENT OF ALL WOMEN HAVE HAD A GIRL ON GIRL EXPERIENCE. Yes, just kissing a chic counts in the survey, but we all love to watch two women make out, dont we? Would you also be shocked to know women masturbate just as often as men? Once again, I learned this from Pedro’s eXXXtensive research. The problem is, women just dont tell us about it. I wish that they would, in very naughty DETAIL. If they would, then we could get rid of the comic books…JUS SAYIN’!

Thanks for your comment,
“Pondering Pedro”

hittinithard Said,
Reading how Pondering Pedro relates sports to sex brings back one I hear over and over. It goes something like this: Don’t forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. Or a joke I received a few weeks ago.

A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking.
After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for
oral sex.

“No”, says the young woman, “you won’t respect me.”

So the young man is content to wait. After they had been dating a
few months, the young man again asks the young woman for oral
sex. Again she replies,

“No, you won’t respect me.”

Eventually the two get married and the husband asks his bride

“Honey, please, we’re married now. You know I love you and
respect you. Can I please have oral sex?”.

“No”, she says “I just know that if I do that, you won’t respect
me.”

So the man waits. And waits… And waits…. After 20 years of
marriage the man says,

“Honey, we’ve been together 20 wonderful years now. We’ve raised
three beautiful kids. You KNOW that I love you and respect you
completely. How about oral sex, just once???? Please??????”

So the wife finally gives in to her husband’s wish and performs
oral sex on him. After she is done they are lying in bed relaxing
and the telephone rings. The husband turns to his wife and says,

“Answer that you cocksucker.”

Of course we love them but calling my girlfriend a cocksucker really turns me on. I wish it did the same for her.. The first time I tried that trick I didn’t get pussy for a month. Now I just do it while mastrubating. And if I am alone I call her by name and tell her what a good fucking cocksucer she really is. To bad for us guys that chicks just dont get it.

Dear Mr. Hittinithard:

You bring up an interesting point; one that “Cream” and i discuss quite often! Yes, COCKSUCKER, is a great term for your girlfriend, however, it is how you use this term that is the key to your suckcess.

You see, you need to explain that the term cocksucker, for you, is one of LOVE AND ENDEARMENT. The thought of your cock down her throat while spit and cum is flying everywhere is like beautiful art to you. One might say, A PICTURE OF A REMBRANDT. You must cummunicate, because as Perdo always says, and Cream agrees, dontcha, CUMMUNICATION is the key! You must tell the love of your life that WORDS turn you on and that it is not a form of humiliation.

Now, I hear ya, guys! Some guys and gals are into that. PEDRO IS NOT! In fuckt, calling your significant other a whore or a cocksucker, is passion and lust mixed together, only to be used in the bedroom scenario. Once your girlfriend understands that these nasty, but beautiful terms turn you, on I believe they will turn her on. Instead of feeling the word is degrading, she will feel empowered in what she is doing to you and your cock. But, as a man of equality, you must then allow your girlfriend to explore her key naughty words because all women have them, right? So, be prepared to let her call you her pussy licking bitch or, jerk off boy, as you give her a masturbatory show. You see, “Hit”, it is all about eXXXplaining fantasies and having your heart, ie: cock in the right place!!

Good luck, “Mr hard” and let Cream and I know, if in the next few weeks, your girlfriend is begging you to TALK DIRTY TO ME, WHICH OF COURSE, MEANS YOU.

Thanks for your comment,
“Pondering Pedro”

ethan472 Said,
dude your funny

Dear ethan472:

THANKS FOR THE PROPS! CREAM AND I WILL HAVE MORE TO CUM! Glad you enjoyed the WORDS!
“Pondering Pedro”

WOW, there ya have it!! So, back to work I go, but I am available and taking your phonesex calls!!

Hopefully, you’re all having a super-duper day and will be giving me a call soon…. until then,

Keep pondering those words; the nasty ones, of course!!!

Luscious Lyndee

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SOGGY, or is it SLOPPY SATURDAY

Posted by Lyndee on Sep 18, 2010 under Fantasy World, Getting To Know ME, In Lyndee's Words, Pondering Pedro

Well, the storms that have ravaged the Atlantic over the past few days have finally made their way to my neck of the woods! I awoke this morning, at about 4am, to a torrential downpour, and I don’t mean maybe!! Unfortunately, I couldn’t get back to sleep!! This has pretty much been the norm for me lately!!

So, I lay in bed… pondering, as Pedro says! I read through my emails… pondered some more… went back and reread one or two… pondered some more, and then finally set the computer aside. Then, I walked downstairs, kind of feeling like a kid that had lost their best friend, grabbed some OJ and a breakfast bar, and back to my room I went!!

It’s just one of those days… thankfully, it is a Saturday and there’s all kinds of college football on, LOL! Because, quite honestly, I am not in the mood to do my usual housework, laundry, work left over from the work week… I just wanna be lazy! And the beauty is, I don’t need anybody’s fucking permission to do so!

“Pondering Pedro” has submitted *haha, that sounds awsome, doesn’t it* his seCUNT in his series of writings!! I am super excited to post it, but am going to wait a day or two to do so. I tell ya, the “Pondering Pedro” is one VERY smart guy!! And, just like the commenter on my previous entry states, he is also one very humorous guy!! It’s gotta make you guys feel kinda good to know that there’s one of you that is willing to share so much knowledge… wait until you read the seCUNT installment! I can already see your heads nodding in absolute, unequivocal agreement with his post :-)

So, as is normally the case, I am available and taking calls this Saturday morning, on my platform of choice, NiteFlirt!! It’s a great site, jam packed with any and every genre’ that you could possibly be in search of!! From the naughty and nasty, to the submissives to Mistresses, from the Cuckoldress to the Princess, and the big and beautiful to the barely legal… you can find it all right there!!

ME, I am a fantasy facilitator… A WORD SLUT, just like “Pondering Pedro”! I use words to facilitate sexual fantasies, not a bunch of moaning and groaning… pumping of the brush in the mascara tube, or gargling of the water sound effects! The only sound that you will hear, is of me talking… facilitating. And, WORD has it, I am pretty good at it!! If ya need verification, please feel free to visit anyone of my pages on NiteFlirt… the #1 phonesex site on the web!!

Here, let me link ya up:

http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/5486315 this is my Anything Goes page

http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/5486210 this is my Feminization page

http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/5514380 this is my Girls Next Door page

http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/5514381 this is my Sex page

Via those links, y’all will be able to read the feedback left by my clients… I must CUMfess *geeze, “Pondering Pedro”, you’re rubbing off on me, in only the best of ways… yes, I must CUMfess, I am pretty good at what I do! And that is…

WORD PLAY!

So, on that verbal note, I will wish y’all a very happy day. I hope to hear from ya soon…

REMINDER: For the month of September ONLY, I have dropped the per minute rate on ONLY my Anything Goes category from $1.89/per minute to $1.39/per minute! This is my birthday month, and while I normally only run a birthday week special, secondary to the HARD economic times, I’ve decided to make it a month long deal!

Again, I hope to hear from ya…

Luscious Lyndee

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