SENSATIONAL can be used to describe a lot of things about me…
However, today, SENSATIONAL is for…
All weekend long, thru the Labor Day holiday, for every 15 or longer minute call with me on NiteFlirt, I will send you 5 free minutes! Awesome, huh?
So, when I get home from work this afternoon, the SENSATIONAL SPECIAL OF SEPTEMBER will begin…
Phone sex, phonesex, fonesex…
Have a great day, one and all…
Luscious Lyndee
Hey there!
Well, I know yesterday I was a SLACKER, but I had good intentions!! However, things do come up *wink*, and they have to be taken care of!! Just like when y’all come up… well, you get what I am saying, right? I always take care of your SITUATION in hand!!!
Anyway, your top phone sex operator on NiteFlirt is available and taking calls today! I will be off a little this afternoon… but, SHOULD… I repeat, SHOULD, be available most of the evening! One never knows when this SALUTARY red headed vixen may… vanish!!!
Hoping that y’all have a SUPER day!!!
SALUTATIONS,
Luscious Lyndee
SIDENOTE: We’re gonna get SERIOUS with the “S” words here SOON… so be sure and have your dictionaries handy!! I am going to be pulling out all of the STOPS (not literally) with the “S” words… educating some of ya at the same time! How cool is that? :-)
…. one STROKE atta time!!! That’s the motto of today!!!
As we begin SEPTEMBER, and with cooler temps approaching, your call to Lyndee on NiteFlirt, will ALWAYS be HOT! No need to worry about a cold and uninterested phone SEX operator when calling moi!! If your call to me is anything less than a powerful display of SATISFACTION, I would be SHOCKED!
The first SPECIAL of SEPTEMBER is:
My usual and customary rate per minute is $1.89 per minute! For today, I am lowering my rate to $1.49 per minute. Granted, I won’t be on until about 7:30-8:00pm tonight, but after that…
SELL-A-BRATION time!!!
Hope each and every one of ya have a SENSATIONAL day!!!
SAYONARA for now!!
So many great words begin with the letter “S”…
The first two being SPLISH and SPLASH!!! Many more to come in the coming days, so stay tuned!!
I will be featuring daily SPECIALS on the #1 phoneSEX site, NiteFlirt, hot line all month long… it could be a SPECTACULAR month…
Afterall, SOMETHING very SPECIAL occurs this month…
Do ya know what it is? Keep thinkin’… the answer is hidden right here on my SITE!!!
I love celebrations… y’all will, too, I promise!!
Happy SEPTEMBER!!! Now, get STROKIN’…
Luscious Lyndee… your #1 SEXUAL fantasy facilitator!!!
Well, as I sit here this Saturday morning, contemplating my day… I was thinking to myself, “hey Lyndee, whatever happened to that blog you used to write in…?” So, after a brief conversation with myself, I decided to come and pay a visit! Well, it has been so long, I actually forgot the password to access my own friggin’ blog, LOL! That, my friends, IS NOT a good thing!! Anyway, here I am…It’s been a long and hot summer here! Well, I guess it’s been hot everywhere! No, but listen, it has been one HOT ASS summer here!! Has been? Actually, it still is! Sweltering heat and humidity…So much has happened this summer, but I certainly won’t bore you with the happenings of my life! What’s going on with yours? I could go on my usual rants about how the economy is sucking ass big time or, how I am counting the days until mid-term elections or, the balls of summer (i.e. baseball), and how me and my “partner” are leading in our “fantasy league”… we are both natural born winners, so when it comes to one on one competitions, it gets very sticky… jus’ sayin’!!Instead, I will just let ya know that, after a NiteFlirt hiatus of several months, I am back and taking calls. Yep, I am still weaving those hotter than flaming embers sexual fantasies for y’all… don’t act like ya don’t remember how fucking creative I am!! Don’t even try and say that when ya called, you didn’t explode like a 4th of July bottle rocket! I know better… and so do… each and everyone of ya!!Sadly, after almost a year now, NiteFlirt is still having some “issues”! I have had a few calls disconnect, lots of calls never connect, and that bitch, “Fern”, as I so affectionately refer… you know her, the bitch that always interrupts about the time you’re about to see stars…. she, I believe, is going through menopause or something… by not allowing y’all to add money to your accounts… thereby, having to call back, hand covered in lotion, oil, cum… whatever the case may be? Good thing is, y’all do call back, and that is always a great sign!!!I hope y’all are having a great summer… hopefully, you’re all gainfully employed… not feeling the affects… Fuck, I said I wasn’t going to talk about that stuff… Alright, so what do ya wanna talk about? Call and let me know… I am waiting! And, most of ya know, I DO NOT like to be kept waiting! This little phone sex operator has things to do, and the sooner ya pick up that phone and call me, the better “off” you’re gonna be… trust me! If ya don’t believe what I say, just take a look at my feedback, left by those that have taken the chance, and obviously reaped the rewards, ha ha!!Until next time, take it one stroke ‘atta time… sit back and enjoy all that life has to offer… as well as your throbbing cock… and, when your world (or your cock) feels like it is about to erupt,Call me, your HOT RED HEADED VIXEN… just waiting to create the perfect sexual fantasy for ya!! I am not kidding, ya will come CUM back for more of my irresistible phone fun!!! REMEMBER THE RULES!!!Ciao for now… have a FUNtastic day!
So, not only is the month of May officially deemed “Masturbation Month” but, some of the flirts on NiteFlirt, myself included, will be offering discounts and specials for Client Appreciation Week!! Some of ya may know, I run this type of special every so often as a way of sorta “giving back”, if you will. So, I will be a participant in this promotion that begins tomorrow. My usual per minute rate is $1.89/min., but I will be lowering that to $1.59/min. May 7 – May 14, 2010! What a deal for the best one going on NiteFlirt, eh?There are VERY few ways that I can say thank you to all of my loyal clients, and this is one of the most obvious. So, I look forward to hearing from ya during the next week!! A lower per minute rate means, perhaps, more time with the awesome sexual fantasy facilitator, know as Luscious Lyndee… feel free to peruse my NiteFlirt pages and check out the stellar feedback left by clients!! I am very appreciative of your business throughout the year, especially during these tough economic times… so, let me give a little back 
I hope to hear from ya…Lyndee
MASTURBATION MONTH!! Now, all of the men of the world have EVERY reason to support this cause, don'tcha think? Not leaving women out of the equation, of course, but it is no secret that men masturbate more than women! Or, maybe the women just don't tell? Not that any of ya needed a month set aside for this recreational activity, at least now you can BE PROUD that you're taking part in a very healthy and promoted cause! Far be it from me to EVER discourage this... in fact, I promote it... along with Juan, of course... (inside joke)... afterall, there is no greater expression of self-love, is there? Haha, I still find it somewhat humorous... Upon the reading of an article about this "awareness", I also read where a porn store out in LA was having a Masturbate-a-thon! Can you imagine? It is for both men and women, which is really cool, eh? Bet'cha ya wished you lived in LA, huh? Or, perhaps ya can coordinate one in your own area, LOL? In any event, all of the positive effects of masturbation have been duly documented... but, let me just name a few... do ya have a minute or two? - Relaxation! Ahhhh... what a relief it is! - De-stressor! Just rub, stroke and massage away all of the unwanted and bothersome stress in your life! - Identity! Getting in touch with yourself allows you to discover what you like, what turns you on, what areas are maybe more responsive than others. This, in turn, will allow you to share with your partner! I mean, nobody knows our bodies better than we do, right? - Decreased health risk! It is scientifically proven that masturbation, or cumming via other means, is a VERY healthy act! It decreases your risk of prostate cancer by about 50%, when performed at least 3 times per week!! Imagine that? Something that feels so good, also decreasing your chance of disease! This alone should get all of ya guys going?? - It just feels GOOD! Yeah, no better reason that that, right? And, I gotta share this one with ya as well... according to one of the greatest actors of all time... well, just watch and listen for yourself!! So, there ya have it!!! I look forward to hearing from ya!!! Luscious Lyndee
I gotta admit, the following email that I received today from a pal of mine, got a gut wrenching laugh outta me… so, I just had to spread the word on all males behalf, LOL!!
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly…guys feel left out. That’s right…left out. There’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially ‘Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.’ Simple, effective and self-explanatory…this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all…just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That’s it!
This twin pairing of Valentine’s Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It’s like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
HMMMM!
Keep spreading the word guys, and see what happens!!!
Lyndee
….you’re not interested in the Super Bowl, you just might find some interest in this!! Woooo Hooooo!